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6 yrs ago
Current Ever had that moment were you've just lost a battle of wills with your dog and think to yourself, "maybe I should be the one sleeping on the floor"? I have. It's oddly liberating.
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7 yrs ago
My Lit Lecturer used Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run to display the effect of narratology in class today. It's the first thing he's spoken about all term that I've actually read.
8 yrs ago
How good is the Punisher in Netflix's Daredevil series? "Just some guys who are about to walk into a diner for the last time." That line is so manly it could make a toddler sprout a beard.
8 yrs ago
The Justice League trailer is giving me mixed emotions. On the one hand, I desperately want to get hyped. On the other, Snyder and co have burnt me too many times in the past. I'm a conflicted mess.
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8 yrs ago
What? The Lethal Weapon tv show isn't utter garbage at all, instead being an enjoyable watch. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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@Hillan They're slowly becoming fewer and far between the older you get.
*Gently caresses the RP.*
I'm here for you, baby.


Hoo boy, is it starting to look dark up in here.

@rivaan To be honest Anderson would probably help her find a loophole that allows her to attack Ellis while still being on the team. He's not all that fond of our resident Cerberus turncoat himself.
@Hillan Finally, a sheet for the character you've been posting with. Now how 'bout a post with the character who's been accepted?
Seamless.


Guess there's a reason our boy get's paid the big GM bucks.
@Burning Kitty Well when he comes for him, Faen will be breaking him out anyway. He wont have the time or inclination to pursue the proper channels and recruit the him from SHIELDS care.

@oakman Really? To each their own I guess. I haven't read any of the Thanos or Apocalypse stuff yet, though should get round to it. Think the next Marvel even I'm gonna try and get my hands on is Secret Wars 2.

Also I will be posting soon though I don't know when (and how) I will be able to join the raffle at NYC.


Raffle? What raffle? If you're struggling for things to do you could join Anders and Faen, though it seemed you had your own stuff planned out with Daughter Grimm.


The Heir to Thunder

Prince Faen Lokison


Interacting with: @BlackPanther




The behemoth pounded down the alleyway, each footfall like a miniature earthquake, rocking the surrounding streets and buildings with titanic force, nearby car alarms going haywire. Now mere yards from Faen, it threw itself into the air, all six of its meaty fists raised, ready to come crashing down with all the crushing force of a freak rockslide. He smashed downwards, bellowing a war cry, and Faen …

Faen melted into a cloud of grey-green moths, his form melting into hundreds and hundreds of winged insects, scattering like a maelstrom around the six-armed fighter, who grunted in confusion, casting around wildly for the Asgardian mage. The Hellhound, which had managed to disentangle itself from the bird-skeleton, pawed forwards to sniff at the ground where Faen had been standing.

“What the Hel?” Hissed the Dökkálfar, just as surprised by the turn of events as her sturdier companion.

“Yes, I can’t say I’m all that impressed myself.” Came Faen’s voice from by her shoulder. The Dark Elf’s eyes widened in surprise, but quick as a whip she spun around and away, bringing her knife to bear in a backwards defensive grip, dropping to the balls of her feet, ready to fight or flee.

“They were supposed to be butterflies,” the Prince of Lies continued conversationally, brow furrowed in annoyance. “Oh well, better luck next time, eh? Anyway, the real pay-off is the bit that happens afterwards. Observe!” The half-breed clicked his fingers with a resounding crack, the army of moths that had been flurrying around the behemoth and the Hellhound spurring into action, winging their way towards the six-armed giant and alighting on his form, who glanced at them sceptically, as if to say ‘really? You’re attacking me with magical insects? Really?’ The faintly mocking expression faded as the moths began to merge into each other, their lines blurring as they slowly dissolved into a thin, membranous blob, forming a second skin over the monsters own. He grunted first in surprise, then roared in rage, then finally cried in fear, as he realised that try as he might, he could not break out of the moth-mold. The noise was cut off when the gelatinous blob enveloped his face and mouth.

The behemoths allies and Faen alike looked on in horror at the spectacle. It was a spell of his own devising, but he hadn’t expected it to be so frightfully effective. Definitely not a trick to use at parties then.

“Gross” He conceded. A stillness fell over the combatants then, as the invaders realised that Faen wasn’t going to be quite the pushover they expected. The momentary calm ended when a blonde man, an unfortunate civilian by the looks of him, walked past the alley mouth. Instead of taking one glance at the combatants and high-tailing it as fast as he could in the opposite direction, the fool stood there and gawped, pushing his hands into his pocket while he did so. No doubt going for his phone to try and film the spectacle.

“No witnesses,” the Dökkálfar spat at the Hellhound, which threw itself at the newcomer, pouncing in a gnashing fury of teeth and claws, ready to eviscerate him were he stood.

“Run, you bloody lackwit!” Faen shouted at the civilian, though his attention was suddenly grabbed by his own predicament, coming in the form of the Dark Elf woman hurling herself at him knife-first. Faen's greatest weakness and fear combined, angry women with pointy things.

Suddenly he really wished he'd let Beta Ray Bill handle this after all.
@The Kid Lantern Not as such, no. @Burning Kitty mentioned wanting the Hulk to take part if I remember rightly, and @BlackPanther is more than welcome to hitch Anders' wagon to Faen's to help him face off against Thor's invasion - on that note I'll get a reply up to BP's last post in the next hour or two. Anyone else who would like to join the Prince of Lies defence effort is more than welcome.

You got time for the Titanpad KL?
@Kalas Ooft, Jaeger straight? I'll do it, but I wont enjoy it. Much rather just a shot of straight tequila, although I'm not adverse to a skittles bomb or chili sambuca either. Yeah, the guys a through and true sesh-head, and as far as I'm aware he's still living off of the government giro, so he needs something that will get him tanked on the cheap. That said, he maintains that even if he had the money, snakebite would still be his go to, and at this stage his been drinking it for so long that he may have started to develop an immunity to it's less pleasant side-effects.

Lol dick rimming was never as popular with Mair - the shit-rimmer - mostly because, and through his own admission, that he has 'more skin than meat down there' and so he felt he never got the submersion necessary to truly ruin your drink. Though I'd argue that any dick in your pint is too much, Mair was always a little more judicious about the implementation of such pranks.

If I had one I'd upload it. Next time I'm out I'll try and get one of the other guys to try it and film it for ya (not doing it myself cause I'll just fail spectacularly, and my GF told me that if I ever attempted it again she was going to ensure that I die alone. She's a great girl.)

@FantasyChic It was bound to happen eventually. @Hillan's here, and drinking is the only thing that makes him bearable.
@The Spectre Remember Aegon gave Rol a direct order in his last post, though it's been made unnecessary by the last collab. Perhaps have Rol evacuate the scientists who remained with the group (which might have been what @MrDidact meant, now that I come to think about it.)
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