Arawak

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I personally would prefer seeing another player in the Republic's place in the similar area.

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Arawak, I have to ask...

Where did you get the idea for Kazzlehorf's name? Every time I hear it, I think of a mixture of "Tasslehoff" from Dragonlance and a coughing/puking noise.

@Shorticus

It's a distortion of a random word I thought of when I was 7 for a 'super hero who is best at everything' type person.

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What?

@Hael

@Isotope's faction of mold monsters.

I wonder how nuclear fried mold tastes. I heard it's kind of like hash browns.

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Kazzlehorf will not be a fan of the muck if they get their slimy filth near him.

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And hopefully no posts that go into graphic detail on the bloodletting.

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@Shorticus

I'm so tempted to make a rival Neo-Mayan state in the south around Tikal.

We shall play ball.

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6% of kazzlehorf are in the military (though they more spend their free time dicking around in drone fights than going on military expeditions.). Not sure how Hael handles drones though.

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Kazzlehorf's whole strategy is to just spam and spam drones until the invader gets sick of it and leaves. Imperialists get bored of killing things eventually.

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Quantified Kazzlehorf numbers.

Kazzlehorf has a fuck ton of drones that seems impressive on paper until you really how shit the engineering is and how basic choke pointing will lead to the biggest problem being running out of ammunition more that taking too many casualties much greater everything Kazzlehorf has is better than your military, where than everyone collectively just rolls over and dies from their own personal impotence.

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@Arawak are you telling me Kazzlehorf can't deal with no gigantic empires? Is kazzlehorf really that weak?

@Monarch

No Kazzlehorf is strong with big muscular arms that easily lift 17 kg.

Kazzlehorf will slaughter imperialist animals with millions of drones tipped with fission bombs if they are close and rowdy, so Kazzlehorf needs to be somewhere where the animals don't die from being shredded by all these drones.

(Is more that I just don't know how Kazzlehorf would maintain a homogenous and isolated self if Kazzlehorf was neighboring someone else for centuries. So some distance is useful for that)

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Throw Kazzlehorf in some random part of the galaxy. Preferrably nowhere too close to a giant empire since they'd want to maul Kazzlehorf.