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    1. Arkaquiavel 8 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Le Mao is our best fellow comrade.
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8 yrs ago
The normal of the Status bar has been drama each single time I check it though.
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8 yrs ago
Wether they're three or one, I couldn't care less. I just know they should be having a rational conversation on a platform which really helps one. A status bar ain't even practical.
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8 yrs ago
Indeed. Also loving these turkish immigrants in Holland making noise and starting manifestations over it. If they don't behave, they're really deserving to be sent back to Turkey with a one-way ticket
8 yrs ago
Greatest issue is when you've got a 'swapper' as a partner without knowing and believe they're after a long, meaningful relationship, only to get bored and want out months later.

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'T' and 'L'?
Ignore the menu, take all the coins.


Derilah takes the coins, but halts before putting them in her inventory and contemplates how shiny and apparently valuable they are.



Derilah discovers the values of Loot and Capitalism, choosing to abandon her Communist heritage in her hunger for even more Loot.
Looks like a comrade has been lost.



The five coins have been collected and moved into the inventory, where they meet with the Retired Janitor broom (equipped), and a red cap with something written on it.



Eh...

(I might aswell slow down a bit on the updating and wait for more people to post inbetween updates, if it actually works.)
Charge the clownhead with your broom and take out all the hurt Uncle Richie caused you.


Whack!



Roll (1d20): 20
Derilah charges the clownhead with her maximum speed and strength, unleashing the rage within her.
The noise also makes the guy's hearing senses tingle, however.



The clownhead isn't any sort of mob, but rather some big piece of decoration.
One which wasn't made under the expectation anyone would try to destroy it with such conviction.



Riches!

Derilah also has executed the charge so perfectly well it became a fighting skill!



To see its description Derilah has got to check its Menu. There's Menus for nearly everything in this place really, for as long as you think of trying to access them.
Walk through the right door.




As it turns out, walking through any of the three doors would yield the same result. Great job GM. Oh wait...
...

Anyways, there seem to be no doors out, only a ladder leading downwards. It leaves one to wonder what would happen if that ladder were taken.
Not like it's too relevant right now, when there's already so much to do in this room.
Try and remember why there's a bunch of junk hanging off the broom.




Derilah recalls buying these strange amulets as a true bargain from someone who claimed they kept demons' mischief away from whoever is near them. She decided to give them a try, as a way of making sure she wouldn't have any problems with demons in the demon library, as it had more demon wanderers than customers.

They seem to have actually kept demons away from trying to do any harm to her.
Either that, or the fact she's "The Douche" did.

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Call upon your sayian heritage and go super sayian three




Shamefully, Derilah has no sayian heritage. She recalls having a communist heritage, however, and knows the communist strength is within her. Maybe she finds a way to unlock it and unleash its power at some point later...
Very well then. Since you two already had your word for one of the three things, and no one else has given a Name, I took the liberty of fusing both Names.
And there you have...

Derilah the Douche, a Retired Janitor of the demon library!



You know nothing about what's currently going on, nor where Derilah is, nor why she's there, nor why she's holding her Retired Janitor broom like that.
You can make her ask herself about these things to know more about them, or you may aswell just get right into action and approach one of the three doors.

Note that each and every action suggestion will be taken into consideration for the next update, no matter if it arrives later than other suggestions. Feel free to type down one or more actions, or back up what someone else already has suggested (will be particularly relevant when we've got mutually exclusive actions being suggested)!

Thinking out of the box and crazy, seemingly game-mechanics-breaking shenanigans are encouraged!
That's one interesting Class for sure.
Only Name left.

If no one objects, the protagonist's Name will be Derek (the Douche).
So be it. Name and Class await...

Note that the Class doesn't have a mainstream class, it can be something crazy.
"Up in the sky, look: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Super Bacon!"
Are we only able to change one word, or all appearances of the same person/object/whatever's name?
Anyways:

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the sauce bind them."
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