Very well then. Since you two already had your word for one of the three things, and no one else has given a
Name, I took the liberty of fusing both
Names.
And there you have...
Derilah
the Douche, a Retired Janitor of the demon library!
You know nothing about what's currently going on, nor where Derilah is, nor why she's there, nor why she's holding her Retired Janitor broom like that.
You can make her ask herself about these things to know more about them, or you may aswell just get right into action and approach one of the three doors.
Note that each and every action suggestion will be taken into consideration for the next update, no matter if it arrives later than other suggestions. Feel free to type down one or more actions, or back up what someone else already has suggested (will be particularly relevant when we've got mutually exclusive actions being suggested)!
Thinking out of the box and crazy, seemingly game-mechanics-breaking shenanigans are encouraged!