Congratulations! It turns out you, due to strange circumstances, are now all voices in... in this, uh...



This traveller's head. The traveller, from another kingdom equally as strange as this thread, needs Name, a Gender and a Class before anything else _{('traveller' is no decent name, is it?)}, and it's up to you to give them these. Might have it so each of these is given by one of the first three posters.

In return, I shall make sure they remember to always have been that way _{(or hardly remember anything at all)} through mysterious GM powers to not make this already likely insane situation even worse.

Note that clothes are currently 100% technicolour, and subject to change of colour, and perhaps even appearance, depending on what class is picked. Also, of course, for the sake of convenience.
They'll also have access to whichever sort of weapon the class happens to require, _{regardless of its likely poor quality.}

Let's have a female protagonist!

So be it. Name and Class await...

Note that the Class doesn't have a mainstream class, it can be something crazy.

Name: Derek the Douche.

Class: Retired Janitor of the demon library..

That's one interesting Class for sure.
Only Name left.

If no one objects, the protagonist's Name will be Derek _{(the Douche)}.

Delilah!

Very well then. Since you two already had your word for one of the three things, and no one else has given a Name, I took the liberty of fusing both Names.
And there you have...

Derilah _{the Douche}, a Retired Janitor of the demon library!



You know nothing about what's currently going on, nor where Derilah is, nor why she's there, nor why she's holding her Retired Janitor broom like that.
You can make her ask herself about these things to know more about them, or you may aswell just get right into action and approach one of the three doors.

Note that each and every action suggestion will be taken into consideration for the next update, no matter if it arrives later than other suggestions. Feel free to type down one or more actions, or back up what someone else already has suggested (will be particularly relevant when we've got mutually exclusive actions being suggested)!

Thinking out of the box and crazy, seemingly game-mechanics-breaking shenanigans are encouraged!

Try and remember why there's a bunch of junk hanging off the broom.

Call upon your sayian heritage and go super sayian three

Try and remember why there's a bunch of junk hanging off the broom.

Derilah recalls buying these strange amulets as a true bargain from someone who claimed they kept demons' mischief away from whoever is near them. She decided to give them a try, as a way of making sure she wouldn't have any problems with demons in the demon library, as it had more demon wanderers than customers.

They seem to have actually kept demons away from trying to do any harm to her.
_{Either that, or the fact she's "The Douche" did.}

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Call upon your sayian heritage and go super sayian three

Shamefully, Derilah has no sayian heritage. She recalls having a communist heritage, however, and knows the communist strength is within her. Maybe she finds a way to unlock it and unleash its power at some point later...

Walk through the right door.

Walk through the right door.

As it turns out, walking through any of the three doors would yield the same result. Great job GM. Oh wait...
...

Anyways, there seem to be no doors out, only a ladder leading downwards. It leaves one to wonder what would happen if that ladder were taken.
Not like it's too relevant right now, when there's already so much to do in this room.

Charge the clownhead with your broom and take out all the hurt Uncle Richie caused you.

Charge the clownhead with your broom and take out all the hurt Uncle Richie caused you.

Whack!



Roll (1d20): 20
Derilah charges the clownhead with her maximum speed and strength, unleashing the rage within her.
The noise also makes the guy's hearing senses tingle, however.



The clownhead isn't any sort of mob, but rather some big piece of decoration.
One which wasn't made under the expectation anyone would try to destroy it with such conviction.



Riches!

Derilah also has executed the charge so perfectly well it became a fighting skill!



To see its description Derilah has got to check its Menu. There's Menus for nearly everything in this place really, for as long as you think of trying to access them.

Ignore the menu, take all the coins.

Ignore the menu, take all the coins.

Derilah takes the coins, but halts before putting them in her inventory and contemplates how shiny and apparently valuable they are.



Derilah discovers the values of Loot and Capitalism, choosing to abandon her Communist heritage in her hunger for even more Loot.
Looks like a comrade has been lost.



The five coins have been collected and moved into the inventory, where they meet with the Retired Janitor broom (equipped), and a red cap with something written on it.



Eh...

(I might aswell slow down a bit on the updating and wait for more people to post inbetween updates, if it actually works.)

Turn around a bop scar face on his noggin, proving why your nickname is 'the douche'.

Regain lost communism by sharing your wealth with your new glorious companion

Turn around a bop scar face on his noggin, proving why your nickname is 'the douche'.

Derilah tries to bop the scar face guy on his head.



The hit gets blocked rather quickly by the hand of the scar face guy himself. He clearly knew what not to expect from some unknown person who just appeared out of literally nowhere.



The wind feels like it's speeding up around them, and there isn't even meant to be any wind there at all. Derilah felt it like an ominous sign of what would happen if she were to really pick a fight on the scarred stranger.

Regain lost communism by sharing your wealth with your new glorious companion

Derilah found this the perfect moment to both redeem herself in order to show she doesn't actually mean to fight the scar face guy, and to recover her lost Communism...



...doing all that by giving him two of her newly found coins.



He seemed rather confused, but hey, at least he's not blasting everything around, and Derilah has recovered her lost Communism almost as if by magic!
She hasn't lost her newly found greed for Loot however, but what's the problem with it? Someone has to get all the Loot first so they can redistribute it, it's the only way to stop the bourgeoisie from keeping it all for themselves!

Put on your hat in an attempt to woo this powerful stranger.