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@lovely complex No problem.
AANYWHOO, sorry. I thought that the idea was just too funny to pass up. I'll edit it immediately.

(I know the difference between parkour and freerunning, but remember, it was 11 PM - 3 AM when I wrote the post. :P )
They said; "Follow your dreams. So I kicked Riley Reese in the face."


Maddie Noll




Maddie dropped the last box on the hardwood floor of her new room, and sighed. Now that they're all out of the living room, maybe Mom can stop bitching about them. Her room was spacious, but only because of a relative lack of furniture. She had a bed set up, but no desk, dresser, or mirror, anything, really. Just a bed, a floor, and a walk-in closet.

Getting on her knees, and opening the first box, she looked inside, to find.... clothes. Closing it, she threw the box to the closet, cardboard making a nice muffled thump against the fiberboard door. However, the next box was full of important stuff, and Maddie smiled when she saw it.

Her parkour camera, which fit snugly on the brim of her Urban Runner 2014 hat, a black and red baseball cap with the logo of a running man jumping over the gap between two roofs, was at the top. Taking the hat out, she put it on her head, more out of spontaneity rather than anything else. This hat had history. Next was her paintball gear and weaponry, she set that on the floor, and last, under everything, was her parkour shoes. These shoes weren't any different than normal shoes with exceptional tread, but these were the shoes she won the Urban Runner 2014 competition with, signed by the famous Aiden Michels, who was both a celebrity in the parkour community, and a judge in the Urban Runner competitions. He was kind of Maddie's crush, except Damien didn't like it when she talked about other guys.

Kicking off her Adidas shoes, she pulled on her 'Michels', as she liked to call them, and took off her hoodie, throwing it onto the bed, revealing her white t-shirt underneath. Dressed for 'running, she put her phone in her front right pocket, and turned around, ready to hit the town, see what kind of stuff there was here.

However, as soon as she left her room, her mother was there, waiting, staring at her, judging her. Rolling her eyes, she could already anticipate what she was about to say. Why don't you find something worthwhile to do, instead of wasting your time running around town? Why don't you get a job? Why don't you- Why don't you- Blah blah blah.

However, though her eyes spoke volumes about how she thought her daughter was a disappointment, she said nothing about it. "Could you get the door? There's someone there."

Maddie looked at her, as if to say, "Well why don't you get it then?", but she managed to restrain herself. "Yes, mother."

Shaking her head in disgust, she walked to the front door, and opened it, without even looking through the peephole. She was not disappointed by her discovery, for there stood a blonde-haired beauty in her doorway, a smiling hunk of man. Instantly all smiles, she leaned forward, and got closer. "Hello sir! What brings you to this doorstep on this fine day?" @Themerlinhawk

However, before she could say anything, or the man could respond, her mother came up behind her, and said, "Ah. Never mind then. Maddie, go back inside. This isn't your concern."

Maddie frowned, clearly quite angry. "Not my concern? Not my concern? I'm a fucking adult, mother." Why would she humiliate her in front of this cute guy like that? "GOD." Running past the guy, she turned left, and ran down the road.

Once Maddie was gone, Ms. Noll sighed, and turned to the man. "Sorry about that. So, what do you need, young man?" Ms. Noll was extremely attractive for her age, black hair falling in locks around her shoulders, and while her face was beautiful, her most prominent feature was most definitely her cleavage. Even Jerry, nice guy that he was, would find it difficult to ignore the sheer amount of boob on this woman, especially the way she was dressed, button down shirt unbuttoned for a ways.




She ran. And ran. Jumping over low walls, kicking off railings, simple stuff. Her camera was rolling recording her progress through the town. To be honest, it wasn't that bad, and parkour was always one of her favorite pastimes. Relieved stress too- OHMYGODWHAT'STHATGUYDOINGINMYWAY?!?!?!

"HOLY SHI-" Luckily for the kiddos in the park, she crashed into the casanova, shoulder-checking him in the back, and flipped forward from the jump she had intended to do from the start, landing on her ass.

Cringing and rubbing her now-sore posterior, she immediately turned to the guy and asked, "Are you okay, dude? I'm soooooooo sorry. I didn't see you before I jumped."

Standing up, dusting off her jeans, she held out a hand for the guy who she had just rammed, not acknowledging the other girls yet. It was EXTREMELY bad, what Maddie had just done, in the parkour community, and she had to make sure the guy was okay.

No matter if the guy refused her hand, or was helped up by the girl she assumed was his girlfriend, or anything else happened at all, Maddie would immediately apologize profusely again, blushing, and saying, "Listen, I'm really, really sorry. I scouted out this route yesterday, and there wasn't usually anyone on the wall. Is there anything at all that I can do to make up for it?"


@lovely complex@Viciousmarrow@BlueAjah@The Muse
I'm planning to be the architect of one of my own character's misery.
@Emma Not me, unfortunately. Maddie has to surprise Jerry first.
So I now have an idea of who to run over with my motorcycle. >:)
Thinking about doing this Labor. Never done one before, but I have read all the rules and related threads. Seems cool.
@VATROU I do, but I never say anything OOC.
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