Awesomoman64

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Because I can, of course.

@KoL

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@KoL

Three posts and not one of them was more than one line. Why?

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@Mega Birb

I see finals have begun to rear their ugly head once more. Good luck on your performance (and test performance.)

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Nah, they still need the war to get all their fertilizer. If they aren't bringing back angels and Machina, they'll have to start burying Demons to cultivate the fields :3

@Lonewolf685

They could just have Sliske keep summoning minions to use. And as I recall a lot of the demons don't really care about the imps wellbeing. Honestly, I think dead bodies would be pretty easy to come by in hell. Now proper irrigation, that's where the real trouble lies.

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@Lonewolf685

And thus Hell abandoned the war and took up farming instead, becoming part of a spinoff RP called "StarLucille Valley."

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Balrog

Almost simultaneously as Ghelgath left the throne room, the back wall exploded as Balrog broke in in his signature style. Stepping around to the front of the throne, the demon proudly delivered the news he brought. ”Balrog has killed last enemy. Control of Arcadia now absolute!” Once in front of the throne, it didn’t take long for him to realize there was a new face occupying it. ”Huh? You not Ira…Uuuuuuuugh.”

Balrog buried his face in the palm of his hand. Another one? Really? Another demon decided to seize power while all the most powerful combatants were away and unable to challenge her properly? And he was just starting to like Ira. Oh well. There were more important matters at hand, like what was going on with the frog puppet currently submitting to the dog girl while Henry sold popcorn. ”Did Balrog...Miss something?”

@TheWindel@Banana@The 42nd Gecko@floodtalon@Lmpkio

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Even if he wanted to, Omega lacks the necessary parts to participate in any sexual act.

Balrog has a habit of smashing his mates (sometimes literally) So you need to have a lot of endurance. (Or get him to take bottom.)

Wolf has a hard shell to crack. But if you manage to get past it, he will blow your mind in more ways than one if ya know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Hildr: Lassos Syphax and drags him to her basement.

@Lonewolf685

Omega: "...Should, we go help him or..."

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@Mega Birb@Banana

Next time everyone from the heaven team meets:

Omega: Well, looks like that love birds are finally up.

Syphax: Oh no... You could hear us?

Omega: No. Everyone could hear you...

*All the angels are awkwardly looking around trying to avoid eye contact. Except Dora who's awaiting a high five.*

Deep Ground Online (Hiatus)

Granted, if Jiro isn't home then this won't mean much, except that he will be awfully confused when he does get home.

@Lonewolf685

True story, I friend of mine once had their house broken into but all the guy did was take a shower. They know this because nothing was taken but the guy left his underwear in the bathroom.