I'd get down with this.
barkmeat2 Member
The Bearded Dankier Hobbit
- Last Seen: 6 yrs ago
- Joined: 10 yrs ago
- Posts: 267 (0.07 / day)
- VMs: 0
-
Username history
- barkmeat2 10 yrs ago
Status
User has no status, yet
Bio
User has no bio, yet
Most Recent Posts
Interested. Will monitor.
491
OKAY, what the actual fook. WHY IS YOUR DRAGON ALREADY AN ADULT WILDHOST!?!
M-0018
M-0018 looked at the trooper. Idle chatter. Woefully Impractical. Regulations dictate silence as not to cover radio transmissions and miss vital information.
"Maintain formation trooper, these forests are perilous and it would be inefficient to treat wounds caused by negligence."
M-0018 marched on, he disliked the lack of order in this new Empire. Infractions like this made troopers careless. Carelessness cause mistakes. Mistakes cause deaths. Acceptable loses were standard, but unnecessary deaths inhibited the chances of success. The Imperial Knight delegated to watching the rear, his attention fixed on his surroundings. His demeanor and professionalism was evident on the patrol. All commendable attributes.
The patrol had been uneventful, thankfully his services were not yet required. Perhaps the squad would return to the outpost at full operating strength.
Crusty
Battle stations? Battle stations. And here she was thinking this'd be another borrrrrrring flight. That said, she deflated a little when she found it was just asteroids. They just don't have that... Oomph (or screams) she wanted. She manned one of the ship's photon launchers, twin-linked she might add. Quite a beauty really, she built and installed the new harmonic pulse relays, its payloads were much betterererer-CLANG- oh yeah asteroids. The Captain must be having a blast trying to dodge these buggers.
The crew behind her was screaming a bit, or a lot, whatever. There they were panicking, while she was sitting just here blasting space rock that was a bit too friendly with the ship.
She opened comms on her headset, "HEY CAPTAIN! HOW BOUT THIS WEATHER HUH? YOU COULD SAY IT... ROCKS! GEDDIT! HAHAHAHAHA! -oh shit- DON'T WORRY JUST FELL OFF THE CHAIR A BIT"
I had a Pokemon VGC online tournament today as well as having to watch my kid all day. Tomorrow I Am taking my wife and kid to the children's museum but I Will definitely get a nice long post up after dinner. Sorry for the lag. Ty
EDIT: was working on my post really late/early in the morning and fell asleep. So I'll just finish and post it when i wake in the morning. It's a good one so stay tuned.
*pfffffffffff* Look at this guy! HE HAS A LIFE, WHAT A NORMIE.
M-0018
"Understood Captain" He dropped his salute and went into parade rest as he went over the squad logs: daily routines, equipment conditions, the death of a trooper on a patrol, all told wih the same monotone voice. He told of his own personal duty as outpost physician and medic, reporting on trooper health(Acceptable) and moral(Acceptable), he made note of a suspected pulmonary disease of which is most likely endemic and no cause for alarm.
"Finally, Unit M-0018 will report a breach in training room regulations and the destruction of a training droid without due cause. Perpetrator has been warned that future misdemeanors will result in immediate reprimands as they were non-military personal, as per regulation. Moving forwards, the squad has their equipment squared away and a prepares to commit resources into reconnaissance. No troopers have experience in mechanics so delegation to satillite construction mission will be mostly security detail to the outpost engineers or other experts. This is the conclusion to M-0018's report."
He ended his tirade when the Imperial Knight entered the room, he was not quite sure how long he was present. Unwarriness is a deadly fault in troopers. Unacceptable. M-0018 cannot repeat this mistake.
Sorry for not posting. I've been a bit busy with school this past week. I tried posting last night, but my phone died right as I was about to hit post. ;_;
No problem, nice to have you back. I'm not the only Imperial Trooper anymore with you back and Jackal signing up! Hooray!
M-0018
The new captain had finished inspection and withdrew to his office to undoubtedly look over mission details and prepare a company punishment for the abhorrent mess the barracks was in. 2 cots were out of regulation by 1 whole inch in their creases, a trooper had left his locker unlocked and worst of all a layer of dust a settled on a shelf. Unacceptable. The squad had dispersed taking the Captain's leave as a break of attention. Typically M-0018 would have kept position until ordered but he felt it mission imperative that in the absence of an NCO and the condition of his squad that the status of the outpost be discussed with the Captain.
He kept form as he marched to the officer door, gave the expected 2 knocks and monotoned, "M-0018 requesting permission to enter. This unit deems it necessary that the Captain be kept up to date on outpost logs and previous recon outcomes."
Crusty
The trip to the one of the Good Captain's fences was a harrowing one. The captain looked like he was ready to vent her out the airlocks! Yeesh, it was just a little explosion and murder of civillians. Still she felt awful guilty for it, she avoided him during the venture and even kept her ordinance "maintenance" to a minimum. When they reached planetside she feared history would repeat itself when the Captain told her to count the number of smugglers present in a nearby bar. Luckily he returned with a big ol' grin from his fence. Must have been big.
*GASP* Maybe he bought her that thermite purifier!
...
...
Nope, just a more of his "Special Time" books.
Still she spoke, "So...uh... captain, now that we're done with the thing. Whats next? Exploiting natives? Raping of the earth? Widescale genocide? Hit job? Or... or... I got it! Planting live mines on a pre-industrial planet for laughs!?
She looked up expectantly, the Captain always had the best ways to spend a weekend.
M-0018
M-0018 went through a mental list of equipment requisitioned for the squad on their upcoming excursion when an Imperial Transport appeared over the treeline. He looked to his squad, the other troopers hadn't expected another guest appearance. One of his squad-mates had laughed and hoped in was some smokes and a some hot Twi'lek ass. Unlikely, the Empire had banned the consumption of sentients' flesh for quite some time. Still the oncoming ship was unexpected, but noting the previous loss of a trooper, reinforcements were welcome.
The transport finally landed, with a hiss the passenger doors opened to reveal an Imperial Knight and Trooper. M-0018 rose to attention and saluted the newcomers finding as one was a Knight and the other, according to his helmet's IFF was, a captain. His squad shortly followed suit. M-0018 couldn't help but feel relief, the lack of actual authority had made his squad lax- not to mention the Jedi-, hopefully the authority of the Knight and the experience of the officer would finally bring much needed order to this outpost.
His squad was restless, a weakness of the mind. He was not. He knew his duty. He fixed his gaze on the officer, patiently expecting new orders.
© 2007-2024