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8 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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8 yrs ago
Seventeen.
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8 yrs ago
This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
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8 yrs ago
I can stop changing my avatar whenever I want, it's not an addiction!
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8 yrs ago
Consider this a placeholder until I come up with a punchy, pithy status.
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Over the roar of the air, Dick heard Harley talking to him. “Do you rememba what it was like the last time I did that? Was coiled around ya like a snake.. I bet it feels a bit betta to have it done with your consent doesn't it? Not like I can get much of a grip anyway..” He smiled ruefully as he too let his mind drift back to one of the many times they'd tussled on behalf of their respective mentors.

"It sure does. For a gymnastic psychiatrist, you sure know how to give a guy a run for his money or, should I say, a hard time" replied Dick. They seemed to be losing most of Gotham's traffic now, pulling away into the meaner streets of her dark underbelly. Cars only came here if they were too cheap or too feared to steal, the property of lowlifes, mobsters or both. The law often turned a blind side to Gotham's uglier districts too, preferring to only venture in when they were sure the city's costumed vigilantes had incapacitated any criminals for them. Even after all these years, it disheartened Dick to see sections of his city in such disrepair and so abandoned by the boys in blue. Maybe Harley and the other villains were right when they called it an unending crusade, a fight with no end.

His passenger did not seem to share his somber mood, however, and was currently reaching under his arm to experimentally jab at buttons on the dash. Half a second before she jammed down the front grappling hook (for latching onto cars ahead), Dick took one hand of the handlebars to avert disaster. “Oh come on.. just let me press a couple buttons of dem shiny buttons on the dash-” It was funny, he mused, how her irrepressible attitude seemed much, much less annoying when she was working with him and not against him. It was just like Stephanie, or Tim or even Jason...

“Which one makes this thing go full turbo.. You's got a full turbo button right?! I seen what B-man's car can do enough times, don't try n tell me this little beauty cant do the same..”.

He shook his head and said "Give me a few moments to find us a straighter stretch and I'll show you what this beauty can do." With that, he jinked around a few corners and came to screeching halt at the head of a long deserted stretch of road.

"Press it on three."

Dick revved the engine and started off at a good speed. This section of the road ran through some of Gotham's many neighbour hoods of partially abandoned warehouses and industrial buildings. There were only rats and beggars to see him humour Harley.

"One..."

Well, okay, fine, not just Harley. He so rarely got a chance to play with his motorbike that this was almost as much for him as it was for her.

"Two..."

And he knew what was waiting at the end of this road, a little memento from his rowdier days. He remembered stealing the Batmobile and taking it down this straight. Good times...

"Three!"

Harley pushed down the button and the engines gave an ecstatic roar of enthusiasm. The whole bike lurched as its speed went from respectable to utterly insane in the space of handful of seconds, jerking both of them backwards. Dick was suddenly even more glad of Harley's... friendly grip, as it stopped her from shooting off over the back wheel. As it was, they pelted down the road at an eye-wateringly high speed that blotted out all sound other than the cacophony of the engine and the squeal of the tires.

And all too soon, the end of the road. And, of course, the surprise. Some long forgotten hero of a Gothamite had once rigged a large series of planks and metal spars together into a respectable ramp, one now used by hundreds of devil may care bikers, drivers and teens had used since. On one memorable occasion, Dick had used the long road to build up speed in Bruce's precious Batmobile and shot over the ramp so fast he'd accidentally triggered the vehicle's propulsion capabilities. It'd been the first time he'd felt like he was flying since that night at Hailey's circus...

Not the time for reminiscence though, this wouldn't be easy with two passenger. He went to say a reassuring word to Harley but it was lost in the slipstream. But when they went over the edge of the ramp, he heard her screaming, either in terror or exaltation. If he knew her at all, probably the latter. The tricky bit was landing it on the follow up ramp but Dick wasn't worried. Even if his skills weren't up to the task, he knew Harley's reflexes were like a cat's. She'd land rightside up, even if the bike didn't.

He needn't have fretted, however, as she leaned her weight forwards at just the right time to make the landing as smooth as possible. They still came down hard but not roughly enoguh to throw them off or even call for a significant slow down period. Instead, Dick revved engine and gunned on to Amusement Mile, an exuberant grin plastered over his face. Who's the wild one now?
Keell had his eyes closed, trying to ignore the sounds of human conversation around him and the hum of the ship's engines. It didn't work, of course. He could still hear several of the Stormtroopers complaining about how short planet leave had been, how tight the armour was and, of course, how demeaning it was to share their vessel with an alien. Now and then, he'd feel the weight of their gazes, as repulsed as they were distrustful. It was only his official documents that had gotten him onboard and kept him safe from harrassment or attack. Keell didn't mind their stares or muttered complaints though. His mind was on other things, reeling through lists of figures. Expenses, costs, upkeeps, all the different columns of numbers filtered through his mind to line themselves neatly for inspection.

Another day, another job. Another job, another payment. Another payment, another day. The mantra was like an underlying rhythm to the numbers, slowly being repeated without variation. This was just another ordeal to get through, just another trial before he could claim his financial compensation, store it with the rest and move on. Angry eyes from Stormtroopers meant little to a being raised under the three suns of Tatooine. Their gazes lasted longer and burned more.

His musings were brought to an end by a voice on the ship intercom. "Alright boys, we've docked. Time to go and find your bunks and lockers before falling in for inspection. See you next time you have leave." The ship had evidently arrived at its destination, the I-class Star Destroyer, Avenger, where Keell was expected for a... well, he wasn't entirely sure. A summons for bounty hunters of a certain caliber (though Keell thought of himself as more of an assassin, given that he had yet to bring a target in alive) and presumably the offer of a new job.

After allowing the grumbling troopers to disembark, Keell exited the ship to be greeted by a marginally less surly administrative officer. "Greetings, you must be Keell Vo. Welcome to the Avenger, if you'll follow me to the briefing room." And with that, the man set off at a brisk pace. The Rodian followed him, not missing the surprised and often times disgusted glances he was getting from the crew. It seemed non-humans were not a common sight around here, who knew?

The briefing room seemed to be the exception to that rule, there already being a Wookie and another Rodian there. Keell sank into an unoccupied chair opposite his fellow Rodian, making sure not to catch anyone's eye but simply waiting for the talking to being. In his experience, there was always a great deal of talk before a job could begin.

Another day, another job. Another job, another payment. Another payment, another day.
In all honestly, Harley's plan seemed like a decent one. She would make some sort of nuisance of herself to distract the guards, allowing Dick to sneak in without any obstacles and eliminate some of the more dangerous hostiles without much trouble. So long as she avoided blowing herself or anyone else up, Dick couldn't see any way for Harley to seriously maim or kill anyone. Which was a stroke of luck, he'd been anticipating more requests for the return of her gun or even having to drag her away from wounded foes so she wouldn't beat them to death with her bet. It seemed that she was even willing to forgo causing serious injuries though, something she'd done with apparent glee in previous years. Maybe this whole new leaf thing is real after all... Dick's optimism was always present but his sensible side told him he should probably at least see her in action before jumping to conclusions.

“Ya forget who your talking to? Then again I guess you would, since this is really one of the first times we've ever seemed to have a meaningful conversation..” said Harley, swinging herself in behind him and taking a liberal grip on the moulded polymer of his suit. She seemed to be trying to run her fingers across his acrobat's abs, something that was a little difficult while he wore a suit designed to stop gunshots and stabbings. Still, she seemed satisfied and made a sound like cat purring. He had to forcibly shut down the part of his brain that immediately conjured images of Selina. And then the part that brought up memories of him and Babs riding like this.

“Don't mind if I do.. Put the peddle to metal Bird-brain!” As Dick's brain was now partially deactivated, he obeyed without question, revving the engine once for the hell of it and then setting off at a tire scorching pace towards Amusement mile. He took a few bends at breakneck speed before slowing his pace slightly as they moved through the busier areas of the city. It wouldn't look good if they crashed and Dick had to explain to some of GCPD's finest why he was giving Harley Quin a lift towards one of Joker's bases.

As something to do, Dick turned his head slightly and said over his shoulder "When we get close, we'll stop a few streets away to stash the bike and then approach separately, okay?"
@Sep
Don't worry about it, really. You make the post when you make the post.
@ProPro
I'll get to it, you aren't the boss of me.

I didn't do anything productive apart from run today but I'm still tired. I'll do it tomorrow...
On the subject of characters being stuck, the Riddler sort of is. I mentioned at the end of my collab with Scarecrow (the hell if I'll spell it in French) that Riddler's computers were alerting him to the talon attacks because I thought they were all happening now, which it seems they might not be. So until they start happening, Eddie can't really do anything until that becomes true and the attacks start happening.

I'm in no rush though, things happen when they happen.
Innocent face and motoring license or not, Dick remained unmoved by Harely's protestations and maintained his seat on the bike. It would take more than a few batted eyelashes and a lack of assaulting him (yet) to persuade him to alter his sole-rider policy. Instead, he simply kept up a pleasant smile until she volunteered something useful.

Eventually, she got to it. "Old Gotham.. there's a little place between Crime Alley and Amusement mile..” It sounded plausible, maybe even familiar. The Joker certainly had always had a fondness for the area and his crew did often pack considerably more dangerous and heavy weaponry than their rivals in other villains gangs, with the possible exception of Cobblepot. The clown prince of crime had an exceptional talent at getting his gloved hands on things that go boom or bang, matched only by his willingness, no, eagerness to use them.

Still, Dick would feel completely confident going into to combat them if he were on his own. His preferred method of entry would be stealthy and unnoticed, allowing him to pick apart whatever defences existed at his leisure and without revealing himself or giving the thugs an opportunity to shoot at him. Yet, somehow, he wasn't sure that strategy would be quite Harley's style. "I've got plenty of faith in my 'little sticks' thanks. I'm more concerned about how to go in quietly. When was the last time you entered a building by stealth, Harley?" Dick could guess the answer.

Harley was not, of course, finished. “Then again, you have me and that's a little sumthing sumthing Joka's crew don't got no more.. I can point out where the place is, considerin it's unmarked, nearly invisible unless you know where and how to find it, but you gotta promise you'll let me have my fun with Joka's boys once we find em.. This is a personal matta, more personal then me trying to continue disliking you..”

With an expression of insincere sincerity, he nodded. "I know, I know; it's hard to keep up disliking me, I've heard thst before. But so long as your fun doesn't include death, permanent scarring or crippling, I can work with that. How do you intend for us to get in though?"

As their planning drew to a close, Dick realised Harely had planted herself in front of the bike, almost as though she was trying to stop him from leaving. It took him a couple of moments to realise she was worried he'd leave without her, given that the thought hadn't even crossed his mind.“Oh and there's one anotha tiny thing.. If ya won't let me ride ya bike, then will ya at least let me be your riding bitch. she said, her voice husky and inviting. Not afraid of a good innuendo (something that baffled and occasionally irritated his father and youngest brother), Dick chuckled and nodded his head backwards at the bike's expansive seat.

"Make yourself comfortable, though I'm not sure that's the politically correct term for a pillion passenger."
@Crimson Raven
Stay strong man, I finished mine last week. It's bad now but soon you'll lounging on the sofa at 13:00, watching the Simpsons without having left the house yet.

Shut up, I'm british, that's how I see decadence
@FernStone
Feel free to send me a PM with suggestions now but I won't be able to look at it tonight.
@FernStone
I was thinking we should work out something of a existing relationship between Ash and Kinion but some stuff happened today instead and now I really need to sleep. I'll try and PM you about it tomorrow.
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