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1 yr ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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1 yr ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

Make it cool though
Lol i should be dying soon :)
Dmitri was suddenly in a large cloud of purple mist, and an elbow slammed into his face. It was definitely cracked, maybe not broken but cracked. Dmitri took a normsl breath and it felt strange, a kind of, sinister taste. He quickly rose from the ground and covered his nose and mouth with his left hand. He didnt have to hold his breath, as his hand would nullify the magic entering his mouth and nose. He then attempted to stomp on his foe, who was still semi- on the ground, and aimed for his head.
I will fight every single one of your characters. And i will rek yur shit. :P
Lol ikr. Im totally gonna crush your 120!!
Dmitri was now just as immobile as his foe, almost. He completely let go of all holds on his opponent, and, keeping away from his foe's sword, tackled him full force. While doing this his sword was held in front of him flat side facing either combatent, to defend against stabs and slashes if need be.
Dmitri saw the attack coming from a pretty odd angle and turned his whole torso to barely avoid it. After avoiding this he threw his right leg into the back of his opponent's knees and at the same time pulled him by his shoulder back and down. This was attempting to pull his opponent and knock them on the ground,winding them, and maybe making Raln cut himself at the weird angle his sword was currently held.
Kotagnak
Well i yeah, some people have non-humans, and some people dont feel comfortable or cant do non-humanoids, but i just made a orc character, and like hes just as smart as a human, much stronger, and can sometimes be faster. so i was just wondering why humans, they are usually inferior against their opponents.
I dont know why but it seems like the majority of arena characters are humans, why is that? There are stronger races, faster races. Dont you dare say "because humans are smarter" there are smarter races and ingenuity is often mistaken for intelligence. Is it because we're the perfect mix of those traits? Is it because we like to relate to the character we play?
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