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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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1 yr ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

Nothin :P
I meant *to use* :P
Also if i may ask, do either of you like *to use* characters with guns?
Lol yeah, its pretty good.

Edit: I myself just finished my first fight ever, it was with ImportantNobody. I ended up killing us both. Also i cant tell if it was a long or short match.
Little Bump.
Idk why, but i can never make my posts long enough.
Kotagnac had just finished hacking an unprepared elven warrior's head of with his shield when he saw a magnificant white light in the borders of his vision. He turned, and to his dispair, saw a beautiful elven princess standing above the ongoing battle, withdrawing from the expanses of her magic abilities, preparing an attack to wipe out his forces. "Dre'bachk, Sneklen, hurry, follow me!" He shouted to two high ranking orcs. "Perske' shoot that wench!" He shouted this to his horseback crossbowman as he and his other chieftans advanced upon the elven royal with their long sprinting strides. The smaller orc, Perske', readied a bolt, and let it loose, aiming at one of her armed gaurds, for no one was allowed to take a higher ranking officer's target. Kotagnak readied his shield to protect from enemy projectiles or magic coming from the small group, and let out a blood curdling war cry.
Okay itll just be Kotagnac and two foot soldiers and a horseback archer
Im assuming no other characters are involved?
Yeah!GO ORKS! DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR FOES!! :3

I dont know why, but i suddenly like orcs.
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