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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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1 yr ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Not if her opponent's underestimated her and she was a prodigy who survived long enough from underestimating to get legitimately good.

She's probably not 100% like earthlings anyways. In one of my story things the main characters were epic even as children although in late teens during the main story. They are human but not from earth.


Also, Important gave me an idea, who says she has to be human?
What else would they gaurd?
Well the spectators are high in stands, so they cant stop her, her opponent is also a slave, having no desire to chase her, and the guards/ slavemasters are behind closed protections to avoid sustaining injuries from stray attacks.

I tried to do that and it didnt really work too well.
But they tell her she will die if she doesnt fight, so she does the best she can, until she can escape via a whole in the wall that her opponent makes by missing, and she runs through it and escapes.
I think i might have it tho.
Maybe she is some kind of slave and is forced to enter tournaments by her masters, because they are too cowardly to enter themselves, and then she escapes and she continues to fight because it is the only way she knows how to make money to survive.
Okay hm im in quite a ruck here, i need to find a way to make it realist for a child or 7 or so to fight grown warriors.
Or perhaps i could make her a new race, and call it like a bloodchild or something and they stay eternally young with a lust for violence?
Im kind of looking for an innocent approach thats why im making her so young. Maybe she could be under the.wing of someone who is bad so she does what shes told (sometimmes).
Mmm well would you say Scylla (an ancient beast) is a good example or bad example of what you are saying is unnexceptable?
So your basically saying i should remove the demon if i want people to fight her?
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