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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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12 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Im up for that.
Im very interested in this. :)

Also are the hazmat zombies and the brutish zombies from Dying Light in this aswell.( This will not cchange my desicion about joining.
Mm not really. Whatevr u want.
You can havefirst post @Rilla im real bad at first posts.
Nvm dumb question
Also, i forgot to add this, his spear can be used as a longer slashing weapon because of the shape of the spearhead.
The gates rose. The crowd roared. Now, was the time for bloodshed. Caspus IV exited out of the gate he was held in, striding up the sloped entrance. The crowd upon seeing him renewed their swarming shouts. He raised his large shield and his unordinary spear. "Yeeess! AHHHH!" He roared, his shout was deep and throaty, sounding as if he was gurgling blood.
He cleared the gate, and it began to lower, Caspus IV not even looking back. What little of his face that could be seen through his spartitian helm was tanned, and plastered with a wide smirk, a look of confidence. Caspus began to twirl his spear with a great ease, it spinning much like a baton in his large hands. The crowds cheers were growing louder as he showed his prowess with his weapon, all the while noding his high in a tall bobbing motion, looking all around him to see the crowd.

He then turned towards his opponent, Brennus. "Brennus." He said. "I may be apologetic to inform you that you cannot defeat me. But I am not." His malevolent grew at his own remark, as he sshouted the insult across the relatively large gap seperating them.

Caspus IV then slammed his large spearhead against his shield in a signal that it was time to fight.
He looked around and roared once more, breaking the silence as the crowd began its cheers for him.
Again, he turns towards his opponent, and got into an advancing stance. And began to slowly move up.
Ah. I suppose you are both right.
It slipped my mind that they. were boxers.
Isnt Dyayun open to a throw or grapple? If he can be grabbed under the arm thats a very good hold, as it restricts that arms movement, making it less like that the grappler/thrower would be hit by it, giving them room to find another handhold and execute the attack.
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