It is going good, @Wei Phoenix, how about you? Are you joining the arena scene?
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STATUS: It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them. 12 mos ago
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It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
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I lost.
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@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio
uhhhh, hi there
I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
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So, without further ado..
stuff about me
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes
thanks for reading, you potatoes
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There was a massive explosion. Kotagnac only budged an inch or two in his kneeling position. "Rrrg. Her magic is strong. She is not however." He thought. "You there! Elven maggot! What is your name?! I want to know what i shall engrave on the plaque that goes under your severed head! Hahaha!" He yelled this taunt to the princess in taunt as he advanced towards her, his shield raised, covering most of him in his crouch position.
His other two orcs were in combat with the elven gaurds, so he was going to challenge the princess. He drew another card, this time from his belt, and chanted some words. "H'huru mislektsh ektemp." Upon finishing these words, the card he was holding began to glow. And out of it came a nasty looking orcish shortsword. "Hehehe." He laughed as he came upon her. "Your time to die is now."
His other two orcs were in combat with the elven gaurds, so he was going to challenge the princess. He drew another card, this time from his belt, and chanted some words. "H'huru mislektsh ektemp." Upon finishing these words, the card he was holding began to glow. And out of it came a nasty looking orcish shortsword. "Hehehe." He laughed as he came upon her. "Your time to die is now."
Caspus had his back turned to his opponent and was just beginning to lower himself down off his arms when he heard the whistle of a spearhead thrusted in his direction. There wasnt really a way for Caspus IV to ddodge it, as anything too rough and he could break his arms in this position, so he just followed through with the rest of his maneuver of lowering himself down. The spear hit him in the back, harmlessly bouncing off his armour, and pushing him to the ground. He quickly regained himself and grabbed his spear while rising, performing a warning swing to ward off another early spear attack. He then raked his weapon across the ground and twisted it upwards at the last moment, sending dirt and dust flying upwards towards his opponent's face.
Sure, its a dirty move Caspus thought, but the crowd loves that stuff.
Sure, its a dirty move Caspus thought, but the crowd loves that stuff.
Ah ok.
How far away are you? Because if im very tall, even if you pull back, I'd still think it would reach because your stepping forward, also the spear would only be able to move out of the way (when you pulled back) if your arms were faster then Caspus' legs, which is probable.
Ah ok.
Brute was much too eager to fight a new opponent, for when the gate began to open on his side, he walked through before it was raised an inch and disfigured the entire thing. He didnt even need to step into the water to get from the gate to the platform, because his steps easily covered two feet. He stopped just on the stage, and looked to his foe. His eyes began to enlarge and change, faintly v-ishly contorted. He began to exert a growl, without attempt ofcourse. "You are enemy?-" He said at Drallinix. "You are taller...and stranger....than most but....it doesnt mean.....I wont....break you." Brute uddered this, his seething rage visible in every point on him. He then drew his massive hammer from his back, and got ready.
Another thing, how do I win if I cannt kill the lich?
Name: Prince's Private Arena
Size: 25x20 feet
Properties: Invisible barriers past the gated walls, water around main stage is only 2 feet deep.
Player Capacity: 2 fighters only.
Description: A private courtyard Arena where the prince of the castle watches high level fights in a fair arena, but protected by any of the actual carnage from his magical barriers from his balcony seat.
Is this map okay?
Also, @Drallinix you can have first post if you like.
Ohh ok then thanx.
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