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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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12 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

Sorry, I may have misunderstood. But I didnt see where it said you attacked me as I was in the doorway.
Caspus IV successfully re-obtained his weapon, and upon standing was assaulted with yet another spear jab. He attenpted to shove it off course with his own spear from the side, but was not fast enough, only pushing it far enough to put a medium sized gash in the outer side of his left leg. "You will pay for that." Again as he had planned to do as before, he scraped his spear across the ground beside him, spraying up dirt into his foe's face. He then performed his own jab, putting a long step forward into the equation aswell, aiming for his foe's right arm/right part of his torso.
"I dont think so!" Kotagnac yelled at the elfs announcment. He kept his eyes on the elf princess but began a quick chant of his own. "Gr'eck lertuje m'uckt" An green flying Imp appeared behind Kotagnac, wielding a bow. It aimed at the elf gaurd chanting a spell, and fired. Now nornall a bow smaller than an Imp wouldnt do much more than sting, but this Imp was summoned, so it had magical qualities. Through flight, the arrow tripled in size, and began to coat in frost, making a frightful sight to see flying at you. Except the elf wouldnt, as it was coming from the side, and aimed right at heart level.

Kotagnac wouldnt waste the small oppurtunity he had to call to his allied orc. "Perske'! Provide more cover fire for the other two! Occasional shots here!"
He then turned to his own opponent and performed a feint left hip to right shoulder slash, planning to bring it into a roundhouse kick.
Out of seemingly nowhere, a bright light swung towards Kray's neck/upper torso area, surprising the green beast. This light less loose an explosion, most of the attack hitting its intended target, but not in the entirely intended place. Kray had just begun to rise from his stoop out from under the doorway, elivating his upper body. This caused the blast to hit him in the chest(doing signnificantly less damage than it would have in the collarbone area), sending him flying backwards back into the room and through several walls. One. Two. Three. Stop.

Kray layed against a wall several dozen feet from where he previously was. He had massive burns and scars all across his chest area. Black splotches clouded his vision, making him feel tired. I need to sleep. No. Dont.
He slowly pushed himself up from his weakened position, and even under the effect of steroids, his enhanced need for violence was beat by his common sense to escape. He began to stumble down the hall to his left. Wait.

He turned, and his tatoos began to glow, and then they dulled all except one. The brick wall one. A wall appearing exactly the same as the others rose from the floor, covering Krays escape path to hide from his opponent. He then continued to stumble down the wide hall.
Would Tokara be considered low-mid level powered?

And why is everyone calling @Rilla boss?
I love clockwork-esque things. So mysterioos :3
Kotagnac slightly adjusted his shield to block the surprisingly strong blow. He then returned it with a swing of his own, from his top right to his bottom left. But one thing he did barely see was a bolt fly at Velice from the side, well aimed at her torso. Kotagnak did not avert his eyes, so his opponent couldnt know it was coming from him. Hopefully this would be a swift victory.
Its alright take yur time :)
I think i can do titanpad
If there is still an empty slot, i'd join this
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