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It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
10 mos ago
Current
It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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11 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio
uhhhh, hi there
I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me. So, without further ado..
stuff about me
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know. I don’t bite. Usually owo xd rawr
welppp...I guess that’s okay for now thanks for reading, you potatoes
Hullo hullo, and welcome to my interest check. Barti's the name(not really) and roleplay's the game! Gonna go ahead and letcha know a bit about me - not that I expect people to care, but I look for long-term partner(s), so this is a good place to start.
I'm a 20-something-year-old Texan who's been roleplaying for about six or so years - but only about half of that time has been what I consider...acceptable quality. My favorite genres, among others, are: Fantasy(Urban or otherwise), Slice-of-life, Anime-stuff, etc. etc. When it comes to 1x1 RPs, I pretty much only do romance-centric, lewd-infused stuff, with no fading-to-black nonsense. However, if you can hook me really good I can go without the smut.
Outside of play-by-post RPing, I enjoy other nerdy things like Magic the Gathering, DnD, other tabletops, Anime, and videogames. I deeply enjoy rain, storms, and all that jazz - makes me unreasonably giddy an' comfy.
A final important tidbit: I'm a bipolar-depressed individual, and this can tax me greatly at times. I will need you to be patient with me. I do try my best, but I can't always force myself to do things, even things I normally very much enjoy. But I'm communicative, so I'll let you know if I'm feeling unwell, especially if you ask.
II - Partner(s)
This bit will be where I lay out what I'm looking for in prospective partners. Yes, that's partners with an s. I'm only looking for one rp at the moment, but I'm very open to a 1x1x1 deal!
I am, obviously, looking for partner(s) that are 18+ and open to some potentially risqué stuff(I have no room to judge), which can be discussed further in DMs. I don't much care what your irl gender or orientation is, I enjoy the company of everyone!
Searching for le partner(s) that will be chill with deadlines, but post at the least once bi-weekly. I also am looking for peeps who write at a mid-casual level or higher. I personally generally write at high-casual, but can match higher if the content is there. I do not expect a novella, but I do expect at least a paragraph per post. I'd also appreciate proper grammar as well. Just because I want lewd stuff doesn't mean I don't want story and quality! I think a good ratio for longterm RPs is 80/20, Story/Smut ratio.
Additionally, I would very much enjoy chatting with my partner(s) OOC! If you're willing to take on this rp, you're probably the kind of person I'd love to chill with. OOC chitchat is great, whether it be rp planning, random blabbering, or walls of text about how excited you are for the rp, I'm there for it. This isn't exactly required, per se, but I'd enjoy it. Discord is a nice place to talk OOC: Bartimaeus, Depression Miser#7904
As an aside, if I recognize you as an actual dickhead, or a poor sport, or I just straight-up don't like you, I will not be accepting you as a partner. Obviously.
III - The RP
Now to the nitty-gritty!
Fandoms:
Note: None of these are open to RP with canon characters in any form, unless I list it explicitly.
Pokémon
Claymore
Fullmetal Alchemist
More TBD
Pairings:
Note: I am open to Any x Any gender-pairings!
Kemonomimi x Any
Gijinka x Any
Monstergirl x Any
Shifter x Any
Anthro x Any
OC x Self
More TBD
Plots:
Fallen Might [Reverse Isekai]
Character A (My OC) was once, millennia ago, a man/woman of otherworldly power. A destroyer of armies and a conqueror of nations, all by the might of his own hand, he was revered by his followers as the most powerful being they'd ever laid eyes upon. Of course, their power derived from a god. And of course, Character A was full of himself. So full of himself, in fact, that he believed he could take the place of said god. Needless to say, that did not bode well for him. Being imprisoned and stripped of all his power(besides immortality), he was kept for thousands of years in isolation. Eventually, the god had decided he needed a more embarrassing punishment - hence, he sent Character A to live among the mortals. Returning to consciousness in a foreign land, Character A is discovered by Character B (Your OC) and taken in. Further details may be discussed via PM.
Monster Hunting Gone Wrong [Monstergirl Harem]
Character A (My OC) is a rookie Monster Hunter. Sent on a routine check for some small disturbances, he/she stumbles upon a College - but no ordinary College, of course. A Monstergirl College. Upon stepping within the grounds of the College, the monster hunter is locked in from the outside world and all of its communications. He/She is then captured by Campus security and then delivered to the Mistress of the campus. There, she tells him that as punishment for being a monster hunter and refusing to see their ways, he must attend College on her campus. Until he graduates.
Genderbent?! [Genderbend]
Either(or both) of our OCs have been cursed to swap genders, either just once or repeatedly throughout the RP. Thas about it - plot decided amongst ourselves.
Living Dead [Horror]
Zombie survival, stoopid
More TBD
Other?:
Omegaverse
YOUR IDEAS! Toss me an idea if you think I'd like it.
[color=Gray][right][color=C1cdcd][h1]uhhhh, hi there[/h1][/color]
[indent]I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
[i]So, without further ado..[/i]
[center][color=C1cdcd][h3][u]stuff about me[/u][/h3][/color]
[color=C1cdcd]•[/color] Most people call me Barti or Bart [s]as well as a few other things[/s] since it’s just easier [s]or meaner[/s] than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
[color=C1cdcd]•[/color] I’m a 23-year-old [i](bday June 20th!)[/i] Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of [s]DRUGS[/s] candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
[color=C1cdcd]•[/color] I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do [abbr=incredibly fuckin lewd, or not]romance[/abbr], but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is [i]really sci-fi stuff[/i], but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
[color=C1cdcd]•[/color] I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know [i][b]why in the hot hell you would[/b][/i]) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
[h2][color=C1cdcd]welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes[/color][/h2]
[sub]Discord: [i][b]...[/b][/i][/sub]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><font color="gray"><div class="bb-right"><font color="#c1cdcd"><div class="bb-h1">uhhhh, hi there</div></font><br><div class="bb-indent">I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.<br><span class="bb-i">So, without further ado..</span><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#c1cdcd"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">stuff about me</span></div></font><br><font color="#c1cdcd">•</font> Most people call me Barti or Bart <span class="bb-s">as well as a few other things</span> since it’s just easier <span class="bb-s">or meaner</span> than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.<br><br><font color="#c1cdcd">•</font> I’m a 23-year-old <span class="bb-i">(bday June 20th!)</span> Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of <span class="bb-s">DRUGS</span> candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.<br><br><font color="#c1cdcd">•</font> I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do <abbr class="bb-abbr" title="incredibly fuckin lewd, or not">romance</abbr>, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP<br> The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is <span class="bb-i">really sci-fi stuff</span>, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.<br><br><font color="#c1cdcd">•</font> I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know <span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-b">why in the hot hell you would</span></span>) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.<br>I don’t bite.<br>Usually owo xd rawr<br><br><div class="bb-h2"><font color="#c1cdcd">welppp...I guess that’s okay for now<br>thanks for reading, you potatoes</font></div><br><sub>Discord: <span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-b">...</span></span></sub></div></div></div></font></div>