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NarilThe camera is fixed on an attractive young woman with blonde hair. She glances sideways, clearly uncomfortable, her expression showing a combination of confusion and disgust. As the producer behind the camera begins to count down, she readies herself, attempting to wipe the bizarre look off her face. She raises a microphone.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...Sexton Love."
The camera pulls back, revealing a man standing to her right. He is dressed in leopard skin pants with a matching vest, a shark tooth necklace around his neck. His hair is horribly bleached, with the roots beginning to show, and styled in a manner that would make Dog the Bounty Hunter jealous. The hair on his chest is equally repulsive, a tangled mess dripping with sweat. His eyes remain fixated on the woman as he chews a toothpick and slowly strokes his chest with a fine-toothed comb. This is Sexton Love.
"...Mr. Love, you are one of the eight competitors in--"
"Shhhhhhhhh..."
He presses a finger to her lips and proceeds to remove the microphone from her hands.
"Let's be honest Becky...you're not hear to ask me about the World Title Torunament."
"It's Rebecca. And yes it's my job as an interviewer to--"
"Shhhhhhhhh..."
Rebecca looks at the camera, clearly at a loss for words.
"You're hear because I am the SEXCELLENCE OF SEXECUTION, and there is undeniably, undoubtedly, unequivocally, UNQUESTIONABLY a sssssssssexual connection between us."
"Actually I'm hear to get your thoughts on the Masked Magician, your first round--"
"The Masked Magician?"
"Yes. Are you aware of his recent remarks? And how do you respond to--"
"Oh I'm aware of his recent remarks Becky. Make no mistake about it, I've seen EVERY interview that you have ever conducted."
Sexton turns and looks directly into the camera.
"The Masked Magician says that he and I are alike. That he and I are are both pursuing our dreams. His dream to become the World Heavyweight Champion, and my dream to become a sex symbol. But Becky the fact of the matter is that I am ALREADY a sex symbol. I am the Sexiest There Is, Sexiest There Was, and Sexiest There Ever Will Be! You know it, I know it, and fans all around the world KNOW IT! The Masked Magician says that he works harder than me. That he trains harder than me. That he deserves to be called the World Heavyweight Champion. But that could not be farther from the truth because I have worked hard my entire life to get to where I am today. The man that holds the GPW World Heavyweight Title is the face of this organization, and a man that hides behind a mask cannot be the face of anything."
He looks at Rebecca once again, and resumes combing his chest.
"What do you make of the other competitors that you might go up against? This tournament truly has a global feel. The Masked Magician is of course representing his home country of Australia. But then you have the likes of Kintaro, Mitchell Wolf and "The Flying Scotsman" Sammy MacDougal, among others. What are your thoughts on the field overall?"
"Becky, I've been all around the world. I've been to Japan and Iran...Kazakhstan and Pakistan...Albania, Lithuania and Transylvania! You're absolutely right, this tournament does have a global feel. But so does Sexton Love. I am an international superstar. I have fought men and loved women on every continent in the world, including Antarctica. Was it cold? You're damn right it was cold! But I persevered because that's the kind of man I am!"
He stops for a moment, calming himself down before continuing...
"I'm a man on a mission Becky. My mission is to become the GPW World Heavyweight Champion and bring sexy back to Global Pro Wrestling. This company wants me to be Champion...this company NEEDS me to be Champion. They need me because SEX SELLS, it's a fact of life, and NOBODY does it better than SEXTON LOVE!
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...Sexton Love."
The camera pulls back, revealing a man standing to her right. He is dressed in leopard skin pants with a matching vest, a shark tooth necklace around his neck. His hair is horribly bleached, with the roots beginning to show, and styled in a manner that would make Dog the Bounty Hunter jealous. The hair on his chest is equally repulsive, a tangled mess dripping with sweat. His eyes remain fixated on the woman as he chews a toothpick and slowly strokes his chest with a fine-toothed comb. This is Sexton Love.
"...Mr. Love, you are one of the eight competitors in--"
"Shhhhhhhhh..."
He presses a finger to her lips and proceeds to remove the microphone from her hands.
"Let's be honest Becky...you're not hear to ask me about the World Title Torunament."
"It's Rebecca. And yes it's my job as an interviewer to--"
"Shhhhhhhhh..."
Rebecca looks at the camera, clearly at a loss for words.
"You're hear because I am the SEXCELLENCE OF SEXECUTION, and there is undeniably, undoubtedly, unequivocally, UNQUESTIONABLY a sssssssssexual connection between us."
"Actually I'm hear to get your thoughts on the Masked Magician, your first round--"
"The Masked Magician?"
"Yes. Are you aware of his recent remarks? And how do you respond to--"
"Oh I'm aware of his recent remarks Becky. Make no mistake about it, I've seen EVERY interview that you have ever conducted."
Sexton turns and looks directly into the camera.
"The Masked Magician says that he and I are alike. That he and I are are both pursuing our dreams. His dream to become the World Heavyweight Champion, and my dream to become a sex symbol. But Becky the fact of the matter is that I am ALREADY a sex symbol. I am the Sexiest There Is, Sexiest There Was, and Sexiest There Ever Will Be! You know it, I know it, and fans all around the world KNOW IT! The Masked Magician says that he works harder than me. That he trains harder than me. That he deserves to be called the World Heavyweight Champion. But that could not be farther from the truth because I have worked hard my entire life to get to where I am today. The man that holds the GPW World Heavyweight Title is the face of this organization, and a man that hides behind a mask cannot be the face of anything."
He looks at Rebecca once again, and resumes combing his chest.
"What do you make of the other competitors that you might go up against? This tournament truly has a global feel. The Masked Magician is of course representing his home country of Australia. But then you have the likes of Kintaro, Mitchell Wolf and "The Flying Scotsman" Sammy MacDougal, among others. What are your thoughts on the field overall?"
"Becky, I've been all around the world. I've been to Japan and Iran...Kazakhstan and Pakistan...Albania, Lithuania and Transylvania! You're absolutely right, this tournament does have a global feel. But so does Sexton Love. I am an international superstar. I have fought men and loved women on every continent in the world, including Antarctica. Was it cold? You're damn right it was cold! But I persevered because that's the kind of man I am!"
He stops for a moment, calming himself down before continuing...
"I'm a man on a mission Becky. My mission is to become the GPW World Heavyweight Champion and bring sexy back to Global Pro Wrestling. This company wants me to be Champion...this company NEEDS me to be Champion. They need me because SEX SELLS, it's a fact of life, and NOBODY does it better than SEXTON LOVE!