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Kink-Shaming. Kink-Shaming Never Changes.
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ROLEPLAY BUCKET LIST
- Walmart Apocalypse Roleplay
- Nightmare Gas Station
- Underrail/Fallout/Post Apocalyptic Roleplay. Codename: Clausterclysm
- Anthromorphic Grimdark Animal Fantasy Roleplay. Codename: Fallowbrook.
- Eldritch Abomination Garfield Roleplay. Codename: Lasagna.
- Infinite IKEA Roleplay. Codename: God Morgon
- Roleplayerguild High School RP. Codename: Highschool Roleplay
- Cyberpunk South East Asia RP. Codename: Straits of Malacca. [CURRENTLY HAPPENING]


CURRENT PROJECTS

- FRAYED TAPESTRY - AN EPIC FANTASY RP (WIP)
- THE LAST DEPRESSION - A RED MARKETS QUEST/PLAY BY POST RP (UNDECIDED)

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OCCUPATION:
“I was the one you called when you didn’t want to get your hands dirty. Now I’m not sure who I am.”

CAMPAIGN TEAM POSITION:
Able to be used as required. Taryn can provide security, tinker, or snoop on competitors. She’s not picky so long as she’s kept busy.


I don't know how to feel about this. On the one hand, this is quite vague but conversely, we do have individuals in our party who can perform multiple functions and do have multiple talents. Perhaps, making it a little more specific would be good?

[1] 5.7mm FMJ Handgun - Holding 15 rounds counting the one in the chamber Taryn's handgun isn't the flashiest piece of firepower but it's what she could afford when she came into South City. She's done enough work involving firearms that she knows what works and what doesn't and in her opinion there are few things that could stop subsequent shots from a 5.7 FMJ, although Taryn prefers to not push her luck in engagements. If it comes down to her having to put rounds down range she aims for the soft spots on her targets, primarily the head, and if she manages to get close enough she'll let her hands take care of them.

SKILLS:

The Iron Wolf - While more of a title than a skill Taryn didn't earn it for no reason. Fighting in the Dome was originally just something Taryn did for fun and some extra cash but she turned out to be very good at it. In a ring where most people are either broken or killed Taryn has taken hits most men would've been knocked out by. She's taken down men twice her size, and refused to give up from a fight. Death isn't something she fears when she knows she can face it on her own terms.


I feel like there's so much wasted opportunity here within these few nuggets and that you can capitalise on these things to make a character that is truly rock solid. The Koena Dome is like essentially Cyberpunk ThunderDome (TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!). What crazy shit would happen in a Fight-Club esque location with cybernetic augmentations up the wazoo? That should be like a strong focus of your character, being a bare-knuckled fighter who dukes it out and takes back the punches. I feel like expanding on that would make your CS more stronger than it is now. Unfortunately, this may seem like too much of a parallel to Sister Blue.

She could carry around like a set of hi-tech brass knuckles that fold out like pistons or jackhammers. Her augmentations could or should relate on how she's sacrificed her own humanity to gain strength.

I would like to comment more about this CS but as I previously stated before, Opp has the final decision of whether or not your character makes it into the RP. I will say one thing, though. It feels like there's a whole lot more you could do with this character concept. It's there but it could be a lot more there if you get what I'm saying.

Y'all better get ready for some Kansei Dirifto.

@OppositionJ

That's a interesting point to start at. Media Res is always well and fine and I guess there is a lot of potential in this scenario (Voter fraud, gang attack, black-mailing, hijacking etc). I think a live debate in the background between the candidates would have been fine and dandy but hey, you do you.

I guess in this case, Mack would play more of a passive role to Emma and Cass, only serving as a driver (potential get-away scene) and to help them move around quickly. Of course, he's going to playing ball for the Reclaimers who care currently holding his entire body hostage. I'll try to think of what stake the Reclaimers will have in this election and what possible incentive they would have to want Campbell to win. Anyhoo, I think it would make sense for Mack to hang back and wait for Emma and Cass to finish investigating since they're a hell of a lot more experienced than he is.

<Snipped quote by Hillan>

BEARDED MAN WAS UNABLE TO HEAR HIM. IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT HE LUNGES DOWNWARD AND GRABS HILLAN BY HIS STUPID FUCKING NECK THEN SLAMS HIS EQUALLY STUPID FUCKING FACE INTO THE BAR ITSELF, HIS MASCULINE STRENGTH SENDING THE MAN THROUGH THE WOODEN STRUCTURE IN A FEAT OF HERCULEAN STRENGTH.

"FUCK YOURSELF."


THAT FUCKING WOODEN STRUCTURE WAS THE BORK LAZER'S GODDAMNED CHAIR. THE BORK LAZER FELL ON HIS PUDGY ASS, A BIG ASS BAR BURGER STILL IN HIS FLABBY JAW. HE LOOKED AROUND FOR THE OFFENDER, HIS EYES TURNING TO SLITS WHEN HE SAW HIM.

THE BEARDED MAN.

THE BORK LAZER ROARED AND BEGAN PUSHING HIS ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A BODY TOWARDS THE BEARDED MAN PLOWING THROUGH THE ENTIRE CROWD OF FIGHTERS. A COLONY OF ANTS-MAN FELL INTO HIS GLUTTONOUS MOUTH AS PEOPLE WERE SLOBBER-KNOCKED BY HIS MASSIVE PAWS. HALF-LIZARD MUTANTS WERE PUMMELLED. EDGY EMO WANNABE VIKINGS WERE STOMPED ON. HE THREW A MIDGET MIDGET THROUGH THE WINDOW, CAUSING A CAR ALARM TO GO OFF. HE GRABS THE BEARDED MAN, HOISTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AND THEN, WHISPERING IN HIS EAR.

" WELCOME TO SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!"

THE BORK LAZER, GRABBING THE BEARDED MAN BY HIS CHEST, JUMPS UPWARDS, BOTH OF THEM CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BOOR BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER HOLE IN THE ROOF AS THE BORK LAZER HOLDS THE BEARDED MAN IN A GERMAN SUPLEX, GIVING HIM A FACE-TO-FACE MEETING WITH THE GROUND.


LET'S DO THIS.
@AdobeFlash

Scouter-Type Object that can complete biometric scans on most humans.


Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his injury level?



The Last Aritistonancer





Moses missed the sensation of parkour. It was an exhilarating way to travel the concrete jungle of Satan Celia, the most preferred way of navigation for a street artist such as him. Hours of conditioning and practise came back to him as his thighs ached more with every leap and landing that he did. He tucked into a precision landing, skipping along the rooftop railings like a monkey. His breath quickened as he made for a somersaulting leap off a roof-top, umbrella hoisting him back up to the sky and preserving his momentum as his toes touched upon another apartment block.

As Moses continued to maneuver and sail through the apartments of Downtown Santa Celia, the anomalous nature of the rain only became more apparent as he neared it. The red began to pool onto the tarmac and the concrete, soaking it with rustic, coppery hues. Moses slid downwards on a set of cheap corrugated railing, halting himself by the heels of his shoes as he eyed the hellish weather on the horizon.

“ Well, I’m lucky that I packed an umbrella for today” Moses murmured, tightening his scarf which had become loose throughout his running, “ Looks like you shouldn’t always trust the weather forecast.”

This is no mere rain, Muller. A localised weather event this isolated and anomalous? It could be magic at work here.

Radio report said that it was a chemical spill. Man-made.

Have you ever seen anything man-made like this? It would be foolish of you to dismiss the possibility of supernatural phenomena.

I’ll keep that in mind.

Moses slowly floated down into the comfort of a nearby alleyway, a few blocks away from the radius of the rain, feet lightly touching the damp, fetid floor. The wailing dirge of the sirens were pounding his head. That stupid sound was going to be stuck in his mind for days, maybe even weeks. He took a moment to take a breather, muscles burning with fading fatigue as he leaned against the mossy brick wall. He peeked left to right out of the alley-way, making sure the coast was clear before he was brushed in the shoulder by a frightened woman.

Then, came the stampede. His senses struggled to keep up with the chaos around him as it was a simple panorama of distress and discord. Ambulances and police cars were piling and bordering up around the rain cloud. Moses kept walking towards the edge of the rain-fall, avoiding the bulk of the trampling crowd. He was close now. He could just barely see the smoking fumes, though, the fires of Le Chateau Rouge were not noticable. He’d never been to the City Hall this close before. Most of his jobs took place near Uptown of Santa Celia. The alabaster pillars looked almost bone white with the red rain coursing down in rivulets.

I am recommending you to avoid as much physical contact with the rain, until we know of its true effects. Use that umbrella.

Right. Moses unfurled the umbrella , leaning the shaft over his right shoulder. He was just a few more seconds from entering the storm before someone caught him by the shoulder. He turned around, only to swear internally, as a police officer looked at him suspiciously.

Crap.

“Hey,” The officer spoke towards him “ This area is bordered off. What do you think you’re doing?”

Moses was rapidly trying to think of an excuse if it wasn’t the fact that his dress-up would run counter to every one of those possible excuses. Scarf wrapped around the mouth? A spray-painted hoodie? Umbrella? He looked like an juvenile delinquent rather than a street artist making his way through the city. After a moment of indecision, Moses then pointed over the officer’s shoulder.

“ Hey, um, I think I see someone beating someone else over there!”

“ Wh-” The officer looked around before realising that he’d been played. “ Hey! Get back here! This is Officer Brian. We have a civilian entering the - “

Moses began running into the storm, the drizzling quickly transforming into a deluge of red once more. The red water ran off the umbrella canopy in a spider web of rivers, protecting him from the onslaught of rain. He briefly reached his hand out to touch the rain for a moment’s curiosity before deciding against it. He continued to walk in silence, the odd stranger there and here.

He was nearing the ruins of the La Cheteau de Rouge. Or, at least, signs of nearing it. Moses gulped as he took in the devastation. The entire street that he was on was a veritable blast zone, bits of metal, wood and glass strewn about in varying chunks and sizes. He could see the still burning restaurant in the distance, red smoke boiling upon contact with the dying flames. If Moses ever had to describe his vision of hell, what he was seeing right now in front of him could have been a rendition of it.

You think that this could be the work of a magician?

Yes and no. It is possible but impossible today. Magic within the 21st Century has become nearly endangered. The amount of training and spell-work it would require to create this….grotesque weather would be incalculable. Certainly beyond your strength.In the meantime, we should focus on finding the source of this rain.

A scream rang out in the torrential wind. Them, several more. Moses looked towards a nearby coffee shop where he noticed a man taking refuge inside, leaning against the walls. He ran inside, noticing the large trail of human blood that had been largely washed away by the flow of the rain.

Or saving what’s in front of us first.

A base-ball capped man, black-haired, wearing a bomber jacket, was lying on the ground, white-faced and croaking out in pain.

“...Help me…”

The man’s entire left arm was badly perforated, shards of glass embedded in wounds that oozed out blood. Whatever caused the Rouge to go up in smoke, the poor guy must have been near it when whatever happened happen. As the man continued to nurse his limp arm, Moses unzipped his duffle bag and pulled out one of his many pre-drawn sketches. He plunged his hand once again into one of his many sketches, stomach lurching with butterflies, rush of energy coursing into his hand like a waterfall as he pulled out a roll of thin gauze that was strewn with iconography from a bygone era. He unrolled the gauze and began to wrap it around the man’s arm,

“ What’re you doing? You’re - you’re - Wait.. The pain - it’s going away…...”

The colour in the man’s face began to return as Moses finished his hasty first aid, using up the entire roll in the process. The bandages began to part and fall off like shed snake skin, turning into motes of dust in the stormy wind. In its place, the man’s arm was returned back to normal, albeit with an series of markings labelled on his inner arm. The man stared at his arm, closing and opening his eyes to see if he was still in a dream, before whispering towards Moses.

“ Than-Thank you!”

“ You’re welcome. Now, get out of here! Police car’s just a minute from down here. Stay here and you’ll-uh-” Moses swayed in his spot for a little bit of it, unsure of how to respond “ - get pneumonia.”

The stranger stood still for a moment, perhaps thinking about rewarding him or giving him something back in return, or so Moses tried to amuse himself. He then nodded in assent, before running out of the empty coffee shop, holding his bomber jacket over himself to shield him from the rain. Moses stood still in the same position, his hands still red with blood. He then went to the open sink to wash his hands.

You know I specifically advised you on drawing those bandages for your own personal use?

Well, I can always draw another one.

Hands clean, Moses stared over the burning conflagration of Le Chateau Rogue, obscured by red rain that was hissing off the licks of orange flames emanating off the burnt ruins. No time to waste, Moses unfurled his umbrella once more and entered into the bloody downpour with nary a scared step behind him.
oh...

Do you know what time the sheets are due by?


No clue. Opp needs to confirm that for you.
I am interested in making a prominent war reporter that decides to lay low after an assassination attempt on his life by joining Campbell's campaign as their reporter.


Uh, my man, CS’s are due this Friday. Just letting ya know.
So, Campbell's campaign team currently consists of

- A former adrenaline junkie street racer
- An alcoholic monk bodyguard
- A journalist
- A aloof fixer.

What a great cast of characters/
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