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    1. Bourgeoisie 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Seatbelts are for pussies. God is for cowards. Death is forever. Drugs are for numbing yourself to the horror of eternity Arbys is for lunch
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8 yrs ago
Why is one responding to me? ;_;
8 yrs ago
That sad moment when you realize that you can rp really mentally fucked up people despite being relatively well adjusted. Does it make me really empathetic or am I just really good at research?
8 yrs ago
I'm going silent for the next week, if I don't reply to anything it's because of that.
8 yrs ago
Statistically, no one loves you. No one has even ever heard of you. Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd
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Bio

I live on the Eastern time zone.

Most Recent Posts

@VitaVitaAR
Yeah, but with nine servants, I'd be surprised if the battlefield wouldn't just be rubble.
@VitaVitaAR
I'll probably be able to tell when all hell breaks loose at the first fight. Actually, that would be hilarious, the first fight is between everyone and no one dies.
@VitaVitaAR
dang, the dual swords in the picture threw me off.
@VitaVitaAR
Damn, was I too subtle? And here I thought I was being clever with The Book of Five Rings
@VitaVitaAR
Also, I think Saber rings a bell,

@Raineh Daze
I think I know who Archer is...
Edit: @PKMNB0Y I think I know who Lancer is as well... and I'm green with envy.
Name: Lei Dao Wang
Appearance: Lei Dao stands at 6'10, and his beard is roughly one and a half-feet long, and his long hair is often worn in a neat top knot.


Race: Human
Age: 25
Adventurer Class: Crusader
Adventurer Level: Trainee
Mundane Skills: Prodigious strength and endurance, horsemanship, Polearm training (glaive), swordsmanship, martial arts training, First aid training, armor smithing/care, tactics and strategy.
Magical skills: AOE healing, AOE buffs and minor self enhancements.
Personality: Serious and rigid, Lei Dao is as sharp and cold as the blade of his glaive. He is studious and austere, and holds himself to high standards. Those same standards, he does not set for others, as he does not believe that he has the right to force his beliefs on others. Behind closed doors however, Lei often lets more compassionate and human side show. He is a poet, an artist and scholar who enjoys more mundane pursuits more commonly associated with housewives. His choice god is Yunchung, The Soldier General God of Tactics, Brotherhood and Martial Prowess.
Bio: Lei Dao Wang was the second son a family of three children. His father had been a war hero in the kingdom of Hanguo, and with his prestige, ensured that his sons would have the best education they could. Lei Dao studied and trained hard, emulating his father as best he could. He joined the order of Yunchung at the age of sixteen, and began training in the divine mystical arts. When Lei Dao was twenty, his father pulled the three brothers into his study and revealed that Lei Dao and the youngest brother were adopted. They would not be eligible to inherit any of the father's property on his death. That same day, the three adopted brothers swore an oath of brotherhood. The oldest would stay at the house and manage the household, while the other two brothers were to go on journeys to become able retainers for their sworn brother. Lei Dao joined the Adventurer's Guild for that reason. As wandering warrior and scholar, Lei Dao had fought and studied with the best and brightest, and was searching for new ideas. Taking a ship to Argonia, he was promptly defeated by another wandering warrior, a swordsman employed in the Adventurer's guild. The defeat and the foreign culture shocked the Crusader, who joined the guild shortly after his defeat. At the beginning of his trial, he had joined the guild for about a two month, and is still only able to speak the local language with a heavy accent.
Equipment: A Glaive that weighs 40 lbs and heavy armor.
@Diggerton
Nah man, purposely go full Clark Kent on him just to piss him off.

Edit: Also how is my new post?
@Diggerton
If someone doesn't suplex some sense into him, i will be very disappointed.
Lancer

@Pie Flavor

Lancer was no magic user, but even he knew how complicated his master had made his safety net. Why, the Servant didn't know, and honestly didn't care except to wonder how far to careful, careful was. Silently treading over to join his master, he dismissed his shield and spear, and removed his helmet. Placing the helm in the crook of his arm, Lancer mussed his curly mane of blonde hair with his free hands, before tilting his head sideways and staring at his Master questioningly.

"Master," Lancer began in his rumbling voice, "Isn't this a waste of energy and resources? I do not understand your paranoia. Caution is a healthy trait, but to much can be crippling."
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