Brasslazer

Tribal Survival

>Woman, watch the meteorite burn.

Tribal Survival

>Ug, wake up from a nightmare about being friendzoned.

Lost Cards of Broken Paradise

Alexander would be to busy trying to sit comfortably with that stick in his ass

@Iktomi

So I somehow only just saw this, and honestly I'm laughing so much right now my sides are starting to hurt.

Tribal Survival

>Ug, notice the fact that everyone has left

Lost Cards of Broken Paradise

I mean, it depends on what your culinary definition of "pizza" is.

Maybe it's super-vegan pizza.

Tribal Survival

>Porkchop, stay in the wilderness.
>These fox clowns are clearly a holy sign.
>You must slay the eldest and wear it's pelt to become the prophet you are destined to become

Tribal Survival

>Porkchop, look at the nightmare clown creatures behind you

Tribal Survival

>Woman should be rewarded for her worship of the flies
>Make Woman attempt to tame the flies in a non-sacrilegious way to help her with her tasks

Tribal Survival

>Newly named woman named Women reminds me of my ex-wife, as my ex-wife was also a woman.
>Punish Women for reminding me of my ex-wife, via swarm of angry flies

Lost Cards of Broken Paradise

♠ Alexander • 2nd of Spades • The Diamond Looking Glasses ♠

^{HP: 18/18 || SA: 14/14 || GP 216g|| 0 / 1000 CP
*No Condition *}

Prime District Entrance || Talking to Acron and Jagred Acron|| Pleasantly surprised

Right after his outburst to the Raging Winds member, Alexander's mind had been coursing with ideas of how the situation could progress. If the men of the Raging Winds had as volatile tempers as they said, then any aggressive or offensive words on his part could possibly lead to a fight, even with all these people standing by. Not only would that be dangerous, but it would garner unwanted attention from Spire officials, something Alexander didn't exactly want from day one. It also would break his usual policy of not fighting others without at lest some intent to kill. His magic was incredibly volatile, and unless he used his weakest spells, there was always the chance of his power accidentally getting a little bit lethal. Killing a student would probably grab the Spire's attention a little more than just a fight. The only option left was to be a gentleman.

Fortunately, his job was made a little easier when the white haired man's friend came along. He was better dressed, and something about him was familiar to Alexander. He couldn't quite put his finger on it. When the white haired man extended his hand, Alexander graciously took it, leaning on it as he rose to his feet. Now that he was on his feet, he was surprised to see that the white-haired man, Acron he learned, was shorter than him. "Greeting, Acron. The name's Alexander, 2nd of Spades. I can instantly recognize from your features that you have the blood of the Raging Winds in you." Alexander smiled politely, shaking his hand with a firm grip. "I can tell because I once had a nanny who taught me how to recognize the men of your house on sight. She told me if I ever saw one walking down the street, I should walk on the other side. I trust that that you'll prove her wrong in my time with you here." Alexander's last words had a subtle tone that suggested they were just as much of a warning of what may happen, should Acron fail to disprove the nanny, as a sign of Alexander's confidence in his ability to disprove her.

Turning to Jagred, Alexander gratefully took back his suitcase. "Jagred, huh? I believe that you are the Diamond that shares the dorm with me and two other Hearts." Alexander doubted it would be that way for long, even in the Spire, the Suit system of dominance held strong. He couldn't wait to dismantle it piece by piece and instate a society where the intellectuals like him were on the very top, as they should be. It would be most of the Spades, of course, and maybe I choice few of the other suits, like the old man who had initiated him. "If you've already been initiated, then maybe we could walk to the room together? It would be nice to get to know one of my dorm mates prior to getting into the actual dorm." Even if he was just a temporary dorm mate.

@Iktomi@RedDusk