+ The Awesome Ones became a tribe, and all four clansmen were named by DeadBeatWalking, KnightShade, Eklispe, Vesuvius00 .

+ A Leshen investigated the Camp. Wiseau ended up trading with it and it left peacefully, thanks to Knightshade.

+ Woman the Torchbearer started some primitive farming, thanks to Knightshade.

+ Ug gathered oranges for the clan thanks to Knightshade.

+ Porkchop went hunting for the God DeadBeatWalking. He explored two previously unknown areas by himself, discovering bunnies, horses, foxclowns, rocks, flint and some unknown plants.

+ Woman explored two previously unknown areas by herself, discovering a bunch of stuff she couldn't see on behalf of KnightShade and Framing a Moose. She is now in battle with a wolf pack with some flies to help her, thanks to Eklispe.

+ Woman set light to a tree. it is still burning. She will bathe in it's ashes later thanks to Ashevelendar.

+ Wiseau the Wise one explored one previously unknown area by herself, discovering roots, wood, vines and shrubbery in the forest. She collects some thanks to DeadBeatWalking.

+ Porkchop attempted to copulate with a beautiful horse, twice, thanks to Dinh AaronMk. He failed to both woo it and fight it both times, leading to him dissapearing in the Temperate Plains.

+ An Angry Swarm attacked the clan, thanks to Brasslazer's ex-wife. Wiseau the Wise melded with the flies thanks to RedDusk, and worships in the Name of the Fly.

+ A bunch of people tried to get Porkchop back, but the gods can't seem to summon him...

+ Ug and Porkchop banged. Neither of them are trained in banging.

+ A baby is on it's way due to "platonic snuggling" caused by RedDusk. The baby will inherit one random trait from it's parents due to low breeding skill, and RedDusk may chose one thing it likes for bonus skillgain.

+ Ug and Wiseau slept thanks to DeadBeatWalking and RedDusk. Ug will get two turns for the next day cycle for being the first clansmen to sleep. Wiseau and Ug will not suffer madness points from lack of sleep.


Wiseau crafted a knife at KnightShade's order.

Woman crafted a torch at KnightShade's order.

Porkchop crafted a Spear at DeadBeatWalking's order. This actually did aid him in combat, he was just RNG terrible.

Firewood was gathered by Woman for Chapatrap, who unknowingly saved the camp from creatures in the night.

Ug made a firepit on order of Eklispe, who unknowingly saved the camp from creatures in the night.

The Awesome Ones discovered Fire.
The Awesome Ones discovered Basic Fertiliser. They haven't used it at all.
The Awesome Ones are learning a Technology to do with Dancing. They are halfway there.

Porkchop was midway to levelling up his combat.

Woman Torchbearer levelled up her firemaking skills. Her fires will last longer and would be less dangerous, but she happens to like fire. alot.
Woman Torchbearer is 1xp away from levelling up her farming skill.

Wiseau the Wise one is 1xp away from gaining a hit point. She can gain this by doing activities that require stamina or combat.
Wiseau the Wise One is halfway to gaining understanding in Religion: Lord of Flies.

Ug the Fabulous is halfway to levelling up his Dancing and Foraging Skills.
Ug the Fabulous is level 1 at being Fabulous.