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You are a GOD dictating the lives of the PUNY MORTALS.

You should probably HELP THEM NOT DIE, or something.





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It is MORNING. The temperature is WARM. The weather is SUNNY. <UNNAMED TRIBE> have set up their home in a NICE CLEARING.

Inventory:
2 Shacks [4/4 Population]
5 Sticks
3 Flint
Unlit Camp Fire
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> Name Donald Trump coloured caveman 'Ug the Fabulous'
> Have him look for food
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UG THE FABULOUS is feeling particularly FABULOUS TODAY.

He decides to MAJESTICALLY CLIMB A TREE in search of food.

He recovers 4 GIANT ORANGES for the tribe.

Ug: +1 XP Foraging


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Send a Leshen to the camp.

They live too deep in the forest. Force them out of the heart of this holy forest.
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>Name Unnamed Caveman A Porkchop
>Have Porkchop craft spear out of Flint and Stick
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> Ug the Fabulous has proven himself a worthy forager, have him mate with Porkchop by way of reward
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PORKCHOP is pretty grumpy today. He FUNNELS HIS RAGE into building a POINTY SPEAR THING using a BEARD HAIR to bind it.

He uses 1 FLINT and 1 STICK and 1 BEARD HAIR to make an ANGRY POINTY SPEAR THING.

Porkchop: +1 XP Crafting

UG THE FABULOUS is impressed by PORKCHOP'S mighty POINTY THING. He is worthy of receiving UG'S LOVE.

It would usually cost 3 POINTS to make le baby, but that SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. PROBABLY.

PORKCHOP is SURPRISINGLY RECEPTIVE to UG'S ADVANCES. SENPAI HAS FINALLY NOTICED HIM. They make their way to one of the huts...

MEANWHILE, a LESHEN has approached the CAMP.



IT RUSTLES IT'S LEAVES as if TRYING TO COMMUNICATE.


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> Name red headed cavewoman 'Wiseau the Wise One'
> Have Wiseau try to learn the Leshen's language
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WISEAU THE WISE ONE approaches the LESHEN. Due to the fact the TRIBE hasn't discovered WRITTEN LNAGUAGE yet, the MYSTERIOUS LANGUAGE floats above it's head unchanging.

HOWEVER, WISEAU THE WISE ONE thinks she's getting the jist of it's SPEECH. It seems to be CURIOUS and asking some form of QUESTION, but perhaps a little worried about the TRIBE'S CHOICE OF LOCATION. It is currently NON-VIOLANT.

WISEAU THE WISE ONE loves LEARNING things. She gets +2 XP in LANGUAGE: LESHEN.



IT RUSTLES IT'S LEAVES as if TRYING TO COMMUNICATE.


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>Have Wiseau the Wise One offer the Leshen a giant orange and see how it reacts
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WISEAU THE WISE ONE offers the LESHEN a LARGE ORANGE. It wears an expression of SUDDEN UNDERSTANDING and then CONTENTMENT.

It happily takes the LARGE ORANGE and hands WISEAU THE WISE ONE a selection of SEEDS before dissapearing into the FOREST. WISEAU THE WISE ONE feels ACCOMPLISHED.

PORKCHOP and UG THE FABULOUS are TERRIBLE at SPENDING QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. They don't seem to care though and feel JUBILENT.

<Cavewoman> is feeling BORED.

Gain:
2 Pips
2 Potato Seeds
1 Mysterious Glowing Bean
1 small shiny pebble with a hole in.

WISEAU THE WISE ONE gains +1 XP SOCIAL / TRADING.
UG THE FABULOUS and PORKCHOP get +1XP BREEDING.


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>Have the unamed cave woman take the pips, seeds and bean , and plant them
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<UNNAMED CAVEWOMAN> takes the SEEDS, PIPS and BEANS in the hopes of helping them GROW. She has no TOOLS or SKILLS to work with, and the TRIBE knows nothing about FARMING, but she is DETERMINED to be USEFUL to the TRIBE today.

It's going to take her A VERY LONG TIME as she has no TOOLS, but it'll be a GREAT LEARNING EXPERIENCE.

<Unnamed Cavewoman> fantisises about burning things as she works.
UG THE FABULOUS and PORKCHOP are chilling out.
WISEAU THE WISE ONE is CONTENT.

<Unnamed CaveWoman> gains 1 Farming XP.


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>Wiseau the Wise One, examine the shiny pebble
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WISEAU THE WISE inspects the PEBBLE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE.



yep, that's definitely a PEBBLE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE.

Using her NEANDETHAL BRAIN, WISEAU THE WISE WONDERS about why the LESHEN would bother leaving this here. She thinks about the VAST MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE and decides this must be some sort of MAGICAL TRINKET?

WISEAU THE WISE gains 1 XP in Nature Magic.


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>Send Porkchop to go hunt something
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>Have Wiseau see what she can do with the oranges
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PORKCHOP is going to get his HUNT on. Using the power of RNG he SPINS in a CIRCLE and heads in a RANDOM DIRECTION: In this case, it happens to be SOUTH.

PORKCHOP walks until he is in the LUSH PLAINS. There is not much COVER here, but there is a DAPPLED GREY HORSE and a selection of BUNNIES. There are currently TWO RABBIT HOLES and a few UNKNOWN PLANTS growing in the SUNSHINE.



WISEAU THE WISE approaches the GIANT ORANGES. They look MOST DELICIOUS. She wonders about all the things she can use ORANGES for.

EATING is probably her favourite ORANGE-RELATED PASTTIME. They also look like they could be fun to THROW AROUND, OR SOMETHING. She could SQUASH them into the GROUND, or SQUEEZE the JUICE into UG THE FABULOUS'S EYES. She can't help thinking there might be a MORE USEFUL APPLICATION for these ORANGES. Perhaps if she thought harder on it...

WISEAU THE WISE gains 1 XP towards ??? [ORANGE APPLICATION].
PORKCHOP gains 1 XP in EXPLORATION.
<UNNAMED CAVEWOMAN> gains 1 XP in FARMING.


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>Ug, gather more oranges
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