Tribal Survival

[RedDusk]

>WISE ONE: Cuddle with Ug to steal his body warmth. In a completely platonic way.
>Made it clear that he has been friendzoned.
>There is no getting out.
>Ever.

[Framing A Moose]

>Woman Lightbearer, show the beasts that you are not a foe by serenading them with a beautiful rendition of Werewolves in London!

[Little Bill]

>Assist woman with random spawn

[Brasslazer]

>Ug, wake up from a nightmare about being friendzoned.

[Mae]

interesting, getting my head around what's going on xD

@RedDusk Totally platonic snuggling 100% will totally non suspiciously cost 5 points for reasons that have nothing to do with anything non-platonic.

@Deadbeatwalking Random resource spawn costs 3 points, are you using this ability?

[Little Bill]

Yes. I MUST SAVE THE LIGHTBRINGER.

[Framing A Moose]

Yes. I MUST SAVE THE LIGHTBRINGER.

@DeadBeatWalking

Yes! The Lightbearer is the greatest!

[Vesuvius00]

>Porkchop: Wake up b/c you've been asleep for a while and we need more people to control

[Ashevelendar]

>Ug show off your muscles to Wise One in an attempt to convince her , he is the best man in the camp.

[Mae]

Porkchop cannot be controlled right now. Waiting on @RedDusk for confirmation, though i am happy for anyone to spend 5 points on behalf of the clan.

[RedDusk]

@Mae Never thought friend zoning folks could be so costly. Though don't worry about me, help yourselves to those points.

[StrangerDanger]

What is this nonsense?

[Mae]

@Rain I've been asking myself the same question :D

[StrangerDanger]

Well. I am Floofy, a sentient swamp gorilla that does nanny work for the children now.

[Mae]

DAY 1: COMPLETE

A story in which Mae forgets to mention everything.

The Tribe survived their first day and night. Woo!

Major Events

+ The Awesome Ones became a tribe, and all four clansmen were named by DeadBeatWalking, KnightShade, Eklispe, Vesuvius00 .

+ A Leshen investigated the Camp. Wiseau ended up trading with it and it left peacefully, thanks to Knightshade.

+ Woman the Torchbearer started some primitive farming, thanks to Knightshade.

+ Ug gathered oranges for the clan thanks to Knightshade.

+ Porkchop went hunting for the God DeadBeatWalking. He explored two previously unknown areas by himself, discovering bunnies, horses, foxclowns, rocks, flint and some unknown plants.

+ Woman explored two previously unknown areas by herself, discovering a bunch of stuff she couldn't see on behalf of KnightShade and Framing a Moose. She is now in battle with a wolf pack with some flies to help her, thanks to Eklispe.

+ Woman set light to a tree. it is still burning. She will bathe in it's ashes later thanks to Ashevelendar.

+ Wiseau the Wise one explored one previously unknown area by herself, discovering roots, wood, vines and shrubbery in the forest. She collects some thanks to DeadBeatWalking.

+ Porkchop attempted to copulate with a beautiful horse, twice, thanks to Dinh AaronMk. He failed to both woo it and fight it both times, leading to him dissapearing in the Temperate Plains.

+ An Angry Swarm attacked the clan, thanks to Brasslazer's ex-wife. Wiseau the Wise melded with the flies thanks to RedDusk, and worships in the Name of the Fly.

+ A bunch of people tried to get Porkchop back, but the gods can't seem to summon him...

+ Ug and Porkchop banged. Neither of them are trained in banging.

+ A baby is on it's way due to "platonic snuggling" caused by RedDusk. The baby will inherit one random trait from it's parents due to low breeding skill, and RedDusk may chose one thing it likes for bonus skillgain.

+ Ug and Wiseau slept thanks to DeadBeatWalking and RedDusk. Ug will get two turns for the next day cycle for being the first clansmen to sleep. Wiseau and Ug will not suffer madness points from lack of sleep.

Items Created:

Wiseau crafted a knife at KnightShade's order.

Woman crafted a torch at KnightShade's order.

Porkchop crafted a Spear at DeadBeatWalking's order. This actually did aid him in combat, he was just RNG terrible.

Firewood was gathered by Woman for Chapatrap, who unknowingly saved the camp from creatures in the night.

Ug made a firepit on order of Eklispe, who unknowingly saved the camp from creatures in the night.

Technology and Skills

The Awesome Ones discovered Fire.
The Awesome Ones discovered Basic Fertiliser. They haven't used it at all.
The Awesome Ones are learning a Technology to do with Dancing. They are halfway there.

Porkchop was midway to levelling up his combat.

Woman Torchbearer levelled up her firemaking skills. Her fires will last longer and would be less dangerous, but she happens to like fire. alot.
Woman Torchbearer is 1xp away from levelling up her farming skill.

Wiseau the Wise one is 1xp away from gaining a hit point. She can gain this by doing activities that require stamina or combat.
Wiseau the Wise One is halfway to gaining understanding in Religion: Lord of Flies.

Ug the Fabulous is halfway to levelling up his Dancing and Foraging Skills.
Ug the Fabulous is level 1 at being Fabulous.

Points

DeadBeatWalking has summoned a random resource at Woman's location.

RedDusk has caused baby to be made through platonic snuggling, the prehistoric form of netflix and chill.

Both DeadBeatWalking and RedDusk were brave enough to spend points on the first day. For this they both gain 2 Points back. This event will not happen again :)

KnightShade: 15
Dinh AaronMk: 3
DeadBeatWalking: 8
Eklispe: 5
RedDusk: 5
Brasslazer: 5
Ashevelendar: 1
Vesuvius00: 1
Framing A Moose: 2
Chapatrap: 1

(Note: The most recent turn points will be counted in the next Action Post)

[RedDusk]

Dang it, I have already told them to stay platonic. Oh well, guess now the Awesome Ones have discovered one night stands and the concept of friends with benefit.

[Eklispe]

>Name the baby Son Goku

[Mae]

Yes. I MUST SAVE THE LIGHTBRINGER.

@DeadBeatWalking

BURN THE WITCH

@Rain sorry for my completely not useful response! In a minute I will post the next action post. Basically, you can take command of any of these characters:

Wiseau
Ug
Woman
Goku

to do one action e.g. gather wood/food/stuff build hut/baths/granary research <thing> or anything you can think of, really. you get a point for your post and then stuff happens in the next action post!

[Ashevelendar]

>Ug dig a hole in the ground

[Mae]

WISEAU THE WISE PLATONICALLY SNUGGLES with UG, but he is JUST TOO FABULOUS. OOPS.

The MAJESTIC PELIRAFFE visits the camp, bringing with it a beautiful baby boy. UG names it GOKU. GOKU can FLY and he DISLIKES the RAIN.

@RedDusk please pick one like for GOKU.

UG THE FABULOUS is looking PRETTY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF. He DIGS a HOLE to CELEBRATE. A TOOL would make this EASIER.
WISEAU THE WISE SEEMS CONFUSED.


WOMAN SERENADES the WOLVES.

She has NEVER SUNG BEFORE in her LIFE. She is TERRIBLE. The WOLVES are ANGERED by this.

LUCKILY, a MYSTERIOUS METEOR FALLS out the SKY, SUDDENLY AND VIOLENTLY KILLING THE PACK and BLOCKING THEIR DEN. WOMAN is FEELING A LITTLE SINGED, but MIRACULOUSLY UNHARMED. She is very DIRTY.

The METEOR creates a CRATOR that POOLS all the WATER from the RIVER BLOCKING it UP. Several FISH DIE.

The METEOR is RED HOT but the WATER and STEAM start to cool it down.

WOMAN is feeling CRANKY and HUNGRY.

UG is feeling ENERGISED and gets 2 ACTIONS per TURN until EVENING.

WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Breeding.

UG THE FABULOUS gains +2 XP towards Breeding.

UG THE FABULOUS gains +1XP towards being Fabulous.

UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP towards Mining
.
WOMAN gains +1 XP towards Singing.

Woman gains 2 XP towards ???? (Something to do with METEORS MEETING WATER.)

Woman gains 1 XP towards ???? (Something to do with METEORS MEETING WATER.)

RedDusk spends 5 Points.
DeadBeatWalking spends 1 Point.

Camp Information

Camp Information

It is MORNING. The temperature is COOL. <UNNAMED TRIBE> have set up their home in a NICE CLEARING. SOME CROPS need TENDING. PORKCHOP is MISSING. BABY GOKU has just arrived. YAY! A RUMBLING sweeps through the land, followed by an EXPLOSION.

Inventory:
1 Angry Spear Thing (in the PLAINS)
WOMAN: 1 Torch
UG the FABULOUS: 1 Torch
WISEAU THE WISE, PRIESTESS of the LORD of FLIES: 1 Knife
1 Set of Clothes: Crudely made fur coat & top (previous owner: Wiseau)
2 Vines
1 Stringy Root
1 Mysterious Glowing Bean
1 Edible Root
2 Giant Oranges (4 Potions)
4 Giant Orange Peel & Rind
2 Pips
2 1/2 Sticks
2 Firewood
3 Flint
1 Pebble with a hole in

1 Small Holl
1 Orange Tree (Growing)
1 Unknown Fruit Tree (Growing)
2 Potato Seeds (Growing)
2 Shacks [4/4 Population]
Unlit Camp Fire

Player Points

KnightShade: 15
Dinh AaronMk: 3
DeadBeatWalking: 9
Eklispe: 6
RedDusk: 6
Brasslazer: 6
Ashevelendar: 2
Vesuvius00: 2
Framing A Moose: 3
Rain: 1
Chapatrap: 1