*is just waiting for Vento Aureo anime adaption*
Its never happening
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The director for Thor: Ragnarok is making an adaption of the Akira manga (aka the vastly superior Akira)
Who cares? I do, shithead. This could bring in a wave of faithful live action adaptions that makes anime a bigger part of Western culture. Essentially continuing the job the original Akira movie started when it brought anime to the West. Y'all motherfuckers better believe that this is the biggest anime news you'll hear about in the coming year.
The director for Thor: Ragnarok is making an adaption of the Akira manga (aka the vastly superior Akira)
Who cares? I do, shithead. This could bring in a wave of faithful live action adaptions that makes anime a bigger part of Western culture. Essentially continuing the job the original Akira movie started when it brought anime to the West. Y'all motherfuckers better believe that this is the biggest anime news you'll hear about in the coming year.
New Years more like why am I here, amirite? Haha
Anyways, we haven't done one of these in awhile, and since there's a whole buncha new people who likely haven't seen one of these, I'm doing one.
Guidelines:
These are anonymous confessions. Don't say what your username is.
They don't have to be confessions, just dumb bits of info or whatever memes. I'd prefer confessions, though.
If the confession breaks the rules, it will not be posted here.
Now, without further ado:
Spam Confessions. How dumb are ya?
Anyways, we haven't done one of these in awhile, and since there's a whole buncha new people who likely haven't seen one of these, I'm doing one.
Guidelines:
These are anonymous confessions. Don't say what your username is.
They don't have to be confessions, just dumb bits of info or whatever memes. I'd prefer confessions, though.
If the confession breaks the rules, it will not be posted here.
Now, without further ado:
Spam Confessions. How dumb are ya?
Guy who just wants to play video games helps childhood friend build giant robot and oh god why did everything get so dark all of a sudden?
Mad scientist and childhood friend invent jellied banana and oh god why did everything get so dark all of a sudden?
Shut in NEET suddenly has schizophrenia and hey
This shit's just edgy
Mad scientist and childhood friend invent jellied banana and oh god why did everything get so dark all of a sudden?
Shut in NEET suddenly has schizophrenia and hey
This shit's just edgy
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Local Elvis impersonator too stupid to realize he's God.
Loser is sent to all boy's highschool for philosophical manly men. Why? READ THE MANGA.
Unfortunately no setting can get darker than the Fascist, segregated world Jim Henson so beautifully crafted in his Creature Workshop cinematic universe. There are three types of people in Jim Henson's world: Muppets (Kermit, Fozzy, Swedish Chef, etc), Humans (Jack Black, Michael Jackson, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, etc), and Monsters (Elmo, Grover, Cookie Monster, etc.) The humans are obviously top-dog in this society, taking roles above the muppets and the monsters and often taking their pick of muppets to fill similar roles for amusement. Our main muppets, for instance, all have better careers than other muppets. They produce their own shows while the Swedish Chef is filmed bumbling and getting hurt for everyone's amusement (while the OTHER slapstick is clearly scripted...) But his pain and suffering pales in comparison to the monsters.
Forced to live in poverty on Sesame Street, with their stores run by humans, the monsters are fed chemicals in their food to keep them impressionable and ignorant while their human "caretakers" (really just agents keeping a close eye on the monsters so they don't revolt. They're ready to kill them at any second) "teach" them lessons, knowing full well the monsters will never be able to fully comprehend those lessons.
Monsters are filmed living "nice, peaceful lives" and shown to an ignorant populace so no one tries to free them of their segregation. While we may laugh at the antics of Oscar the Grouch, remember that he onlh lives on Sesame Street because he was stolen away from Grouchland, never to return.
Of course, some monsters get to live in relative luxury. The three most prominent being the Count, Bert, and Ernie, who live away from the others. For cryin' out loud, Bert and Ernie can afford clothes while Elmo goes around naked most of the time. Why do these three get more than the others? Because they snitch on anyone trying to leave, obviously.
Its really messed up.
Forced to live in poverty on Sesame Street, with their stores run by humans, the monsters are fed chemicals in their food to keep them impressionable and ignorant while their human "caretakers" (really just agents keeping a close eye on the monsters so they don't revolt. They're ready to kill them at any second) "teach" them lessons, knowing full well the monsters will never be able to fully comprehend those lessons.
Monsters are filmed living "nice, peaceful lives" and shown to an ignorant populace so no one tries to free them of their segregation. While we may laugh at the antics of Oscar the Grouch, remember that he onlh lives on Sesame Street because he was stolen away from Grouchland, never to return.
Of course, some monsters get to live in relative luxury. The three most prominent being the Count, Bert, and Ernie, who live away from the others. For cryin' out loud, Bert and Ernie can afford clothes while Elmo goes around naked most of the time. Why do these three get more than the others? Because they snitch on anyone trying to leave, obviously.
Its really messed up.
That reminds me of an old roleplay idea about Muppet Baby OCs in a darker, edgier Muppet Babies setting. Players would utilize Muppetgan to fight off villains and eachother, which would obviously end up being one and the same.
Thus we can conclude that the First Order is a necessary evil. One Sith cannot live in a world with many Jedi, and one Jedi cannot live in a world with many Sith. Balance must be had- two at once, or none at all.
However, the Jedi and Sith have inherently toxic ideals. The Jedi breed holier than thou robots with no morals, the Sith breed conniving power hungry passionates with even less morals.
The only way to keep the galaxy safe and peaceful is to rid it of both the Sith and the Jedi and, instead, replace them with Grey Knights. True Neutral, they do what they need, using both philosophies of the Sith and the Jedi. Though the Dark Side corrupts, they keep it at bay with self-torture, denying the Dark Side another puppet, but without losing their will to choose a side.
Acting as mercenaries, Grey Knight have no order, only loose rules. They are no leading force, merely people with a tenuous connection at best.
Its the only way.
However, the Jedi and Sith have inherently toxic ideals. The Jedi breed holier than thou robots with no morals, the Sith breed conniving power hungry passionates with even less morals.
The only way to keep the galaxy safe and peaceful is to rid it of both the Sith and the Jedi and, instead, replace them with Grey Knights. True Neutral, they do what they need, using both philosophies of the Sith and the Jedi. Though the Dark Side corrupts, they keep it at bay with self-torture, denying the Dark Side another puppet, but without losing their will to choose a side.
Acting as mercenaries, Grey Knight have no order, only loose rules. They are no leading force, merely people with a tenuous connection at best.
Its the only way.
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