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SALSA VERDE
SALSA VERDE

▅▅▅▅austin | ♏︎ | he/him | 28 | vegan

Hi, I’m Salsa Verde, arguably the best salsa and formally known as the writer, Syn. I’m a Wildlife Biologist traveling the country looking to work with the coolest: herps, mammals, birds, and invertebrates I can get my hands on. I also like plants, trees, and fungi specifically. I’ve been writing for about 13 years now and recently decided to get back into it. I enjoy anything from casual to high roleplay, 1x1, and arena. My main genres tend to be anime, SOL, and superhero but I’m really down to participate in anything. And yeah I like all that weeb shit.

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Thank you all for your compliments. I take my coffee black and I walk while I talk.
It’s me your boy





Time || Morning's Glory
Location || Emergency Room
Interaction || Not so Warm Bodies




Desmond’s days were all starting to blur together, who knew that trying to live a life of being human would be so boring. There were only so many days he could paint the same thing over and over with no inspo. I mean how did Bob Ross do it for so long? This was no little happy accident it was just the opposite really. Everyday started the same in his little studio apartment lost somewhere within the depths of poverty around the slums of the Bronx. It was actually the only borough that was almost as bad as Staten Island, almost. While he was better suited to the hipster lifestyle that was apparent in Brooklyn, the Bronx allowed him to disappear with no one desperate enough to look for him. It did help that if he were to ever turn back into a rampaging killing machine that crimes were all around him and no one would notice if a few homeless men and gang bangers disappeared off abandoned alley ways.

Every morning started the same, he rose from his old school coffin just as he did the several centuries ago when he first got turned. Oh, how he did miss the American revolution and what was originally the United States of America and not this generation of soft thin skin and corporations having inalienable rights just as people do. What a crock of shit. Anyways, a short shower and cup of coffee was all he needed to get him out the door and to the Emergency room. The dead hours of night had always been his favorite especially his little habit of window shopping on which blood bags he would be willing to drain. I guess it was kind of endearing that Desmond read over all the charts of the patients whose blood he was drinking, you know just to get to know them better. The milk was as cold and lifeless as he had been all these years, really just a shell of a man he once was.

This day had started and was on track to end like any other, a few trauma patients here a few nurses and doctors getting it on in the on-call room there, anything that made a bump in the night happened here. With the world spinning on and time tugging on Desmond’s vacant soul, the feeling of the sun rising was kissing at the nape of his neck. That was until he got a ring from his pager and a woman’s voice came on overhead, ”External Triage, Rapid Response Team, Code Blue, Code Red.” The slew of codes read in a monotone voice had really sparked his interest. This kind of disaster was saved for massacres or accidents on the massive scale…or your favorite supernatural vampires. He had seen his share of vampire attacks, but they were discrete, minimal, and most often if not always just a bite. Knowing he was risking being exposed to the first rays of sunlight and the fresh wet kiss of dew, Desmond’s curiosity outweighed his mortality, man being a turned vampire sucked.

It all happened at once, a small concentrated case of hysteria and disbelief. There were pieces or rather chunks of meat and skin spread out across multiple stretchers that were…charred? Whoever they were, they died almost instantly but didn’t turn to ash like a feral or turned would. Whatever did this to them was definitely not of the vampire variety. ”Hunters? No..no…it can’t be. Nothing as brutal as this, unles—” a thought kept in his mind while he assessed the bloody mess in front of him. The bodies were turning gray in complexion with the veins growing in size as if the blood inside their bodies were working overtime, it wasn’t human. With the sun hanging high in the sky, Desmond’s own skin began to feel the burn, he had to move. “HEY YO OVER HERE, THAT’S RIGHT EVERYONE ALL EYES ON ME” he shouted as he commanded the attention of the room.

“Thanks for coming to my TedTalk but all of you can all go back to working this shitty overnight shift and act like none of this happened, just another code blue in the books. Good job people.” His eyes clouded with black ink almost instantly in order to compel the sacks of flesh into forgetting. With their memories being reprogrammed Desmond rushed the stretchers down long hallway after long hallway until he got to his little palace in the basement devoid of any human contact. Closing the door latch behind him he shuffled through his pockets as he flipped through his contacts looking for Trixie. Hoping onto the bed and stretching his arms to the ceiling a bar of service raised on his screen sending the message.

“Hey Trix, long time no see. Anyways how was that island meeting? I wonder if that Dimitri guy cut his kids off yet, haha who am I kidding like that would happen. Sorry for not being there, but I think I have something you’ll want to see. Same place as always, I’ll be waiting."
-D. Grey


「雀の千声よりの一声」

S U Z U M E N O S E N G O U E Y O R I T S U R U N O H I T O G O E
b e t t e r o n e c r y o f a c r a n e t h a n a t h o u s a n d c h i r p s f r o m
s p a r r o w s


N A M E
Hane Aki, The Red Crowned Crane.
autumn () | () feather
羽秋、丹頂鶴。


A G E
Seventeen.


T O T E M
Crane.


A P P E A R A N C E
Only a few years out of maturity, Aki’s physique has not yet reached its full development/peak. His body is tight having a rather low body fat percentage and inlaid with prominent ridges where muscles bend and crevices sink. Vascularity can be clearly seen around the back of his hands as they branch off into his arms, chest, and legs. He has a particularly silent walk and overall mannerism about him, appearing as if he were just gliding along rather than walking. The traditional high bun most samurai wear their hair in has been cut, leaving his hair dangle unevenly across his skull, hidden by an amigasa. He has no distinction in voice or smell that sets him apart his contemporaries, but instead tends to store and eat berries as most cranes do. His hakama has been modified so the area above the knee and below has been cut and exposed to allow for more maneuverability. Aki wears a short happi jacket in plain white with the tsurumon imprinted in the back and black tabi on his feet.


P E R S O N A L I T Y
Just as the process of folding a katana is repeated several times, so is the process of Aki’s maturation. Coming from a distinguished family of samurai, the eight virtues of Bushido were deeply engrained into his personality as a boy. Honor, loyalty, and rectitude above all no matter what the cost was or whatever internal turmoil had manifested. That’s not to say Aki was solely composed of these ways, rather the implementation of the baby crane allowed for other traits to grow in the young boy’s heart. He has a kindness to himself and his eyes. A strong bond of compassion and empathy has been forged and tethered to nature and the spirits surrounding. While he was not devoutly religious his pedigree aligned with the teachings of Shinto. Aki values cleanliness and order to the point of ensuring every meal is properly placed and cleaned afterwards. Some might see him as rigid or static, but it’s important for him to lead by example and truly cherish every aspect of life material or not. While he is nearly mute in acoustics when he does speak it is with a tinge of warmness that is both soothing and calming. Lastly, Aki goes to great efforts to ensure his movements are precise and articulated from his mind directly through his body even if he falters and relies on instinct.


S T R E N G T H S


天の鶴踊る | T H E H E A V E N L Y F L O W I N G C R A N E D A N C E

Aki practices The Heavenly Flowing Crane Dance, a sword style passed down to each male of the following generation. The school primarily focuses on speed and uses Batoujutsu for its timing and targeting. The fundamentals of this school are surrounded by the family’s crest, the red crowned crane. Once the male in question has reached the age of 7 they are presented with a baby crane. The crane is used to create a symbiotic relationship and develop responsibility by keeping the crane alive and healthy. Not only does it instill character and responsibility, but also passively teaches the successor the foundations for specific sword techniques as they study the crane’s behavior. There are three milestones during this time: Adolescence, Puberty, and Succession. With each milestone the growth between crane and child directly translates to the growth in sword style. The connection becomes so empathic that if a crane is improperly raised the student will also reflect such deviation. If a crane becomes temperamental so will the owner and vice versa. If the crane were to die, the journey to succession would also extinguish. Conversely, if a crane were to die after maturation or in battle the owner keeps a totem with a feather in service of the bond.


R O O S T I N G C R A N E

After watching and mimicking the behavior of roosting for warmth done by cranes, Aki has translated the behavior into a Flowing Crane Dance technique. Instead of warmth, roosting has built up the muscles in his legs from practicing standing on one leg for hours. The cumulation of this practice for years has allowed for his grip strength in his feet to increase torque, strengthened his center of balance, and increase his movement speed.


F L I G H T O F T H E C R A N E

By stimulating the muscle fibers in his legs and allowing more oxygen to enter his blood, Aki can move at significant speeds that some rumors say leave three after images; a tribute to his mon.


W E A K N E S S E S
H E A V Y F O O T I N G

While Aki does move exceptionally fast, what the eye can’t detect in front of them can detect what’s beneath them. The strength and power in which Aki utilizes leaves behind foot prints in the ground from his feet crashing against the ground.


S T I L L G R E E N

Still a pupil to his house, Aki has not mastered many feats or techniques associated with the Heavenly Flowing Crane dance, thus only leaving him to rely on his incredible speed and swordplay to date.

T H E M E
Pls join discord.



One more time for old times sakes?





Chanel | Aaliyah | Julie



For many people around the country, Halloween night had always been a time that was looked forward to with great anticipation. It was the one night of the year when it was all right to wear a costume or mask—a fun mask, as opposed to that protective one that most people wore every day of their lives. But for Chanel Martin, Halloween was simply another holiday that she hadn't really participated in or cared about ever since she was a child; If it weren't for the costume party that was to be held at the Salvador residence, she would've been spending her night mindlessly eating the candy that was supposed to be for the neighborhood kids and watching whatever cheesy horror film her uncle decided to show her. All of this explained why Chanel hadn't even bothered to put much effort into her costume. In fact, she'd found everything she needed in the back of her closet, and had made her way to Julie MacMillan's house later on that day wearing everything but the matching hat and her face. "Good thing I didn't get rid of this old thing when I had the chance," Chanel spoke aloud to the other young women that sat in Julie's bedroom as she made a few finishing touches to her makeup. "Cowgirl hats are so... out of style. But I guess it came in handy."

"Well so are opera gloves but I'm not letting that stop me!" Julie said as she finished pinning her hair up in the elaborate style of a 18th century queen. With a final veil of hairspray the girl gave a nod to her own reflection before turning to her best friend for approval. "So since a petticoat felt a bit much I opted for more of an interpretation. Does it look ok?" She asked while smoothing out the skirt part of her blue dress that cut of a bit above her knees instead of the floor length that was more historically correct. "Does it make me look like more of a courtesan than a queen?" She raised an eyebrow before the other girl had a chance to answer "But then again maybe a bit of both will do..." she said keeping a certain someone in mind.

Her head was still spinning from the luncheon Aaliyah had with Julie, it seemed like the fruits of her not so labor had paid off. She had won all expenses paid trip to Bali Julie’s house where Chanel and the fiery red head would be putting on her second face. The idea of going to Kavi’s Halloween party was foreign to her much less the school’s party even if they kept it. Aaliyah looked more like a zombie than anything, minus the excessive groaning. Either way she was stuck going now, much like she was with the homecoming ball. With enough coaxing and encouragement from her five-star family the black swan had made her way to Julie’s humble abode. 5 minutes of staying in the car with another 5 minutes of paralyzed fear outside her front door, finally led her inside the house. The two had gotten read rather quickly, almost as if they had rehearsed this scene or just weren’t plain interested. Whatever was the case, Aaliyah locked herself in the bathroom under the guise that she was washing her face for the inevitable pounds of makeup she would wear.

“Speaking of queens! How do you feel about your costume Aaliyah? You alright in there?” Julie asked their newest friend which the pair had helped out with the costume choice.

Aaliyah jumped in her skin, her ear pressed against the door heard Julies question in braggadocious volume. ”What do I say, what do I say? Just say something dummy!” she thought, “Uhh…haha I like it! I’ll be right out….just…you know…finishing up” her voice echoed nervously as the sound of running water could suddenly be heard. She looked in the mirror at her tired and flushed complexion, ”Alright you can do this, just go out there and be…normal. Yeah normal!” the teen splashed her face with some water making a few bizarre faces in the mirror before she slowly unlocked the door and crept out as if her shadow would conceal her.

“So where do we start?” she said nervously, but also with a hint of excitement.

Almost as soon as Aaliyah had finally made her way out of the bathroom, Chanel grabbed the duffel bag that she'd brought along with her and set it down on Julie's bed. The young woman then unzipped the bag to reveal an unopened, medium sized box, her trusty flat iron, and a few more accessories to complete Aaliyah's costume. "Well... we start with your hair and crown," Chanel said, a certain gleam in her eye as she quickly brainstormed all of the different styles that would work well. "And then Julie and I can test out our makeup skills. We found this neat little special effects makeup kit in the store... figured it would help. So all you have to do is take a seat and let us work our magic."

The appearance of the duffel bag made Aaliyah’s eyes widen like a child finding their first treat of this spooky night. The more Chanel pulled out of her bag the more she thought doves would fly out too. Making sure she wasn’t making a fool out of herself she shut her mouth before the queen could address her. The look in Chanel and Julie's eyes sent a wave of comfort down Aaliyah’s body, maybe this was the start of a beautiful friendship. She couldn’t muster up any words let alone a sentence, so instead the girl just nodded repeatedly and gave a few “mhmms” and “yeahs” before she got into the hot seat, ready to be reanimated.




The black car slowly made its way to the house where music was pouring out of the open front doors. The trio of girls were fashionably late since they had decided to have a little pre cocktail party in Julie's room before calling the car. The driver opened the door letting the girls spill out one by one. They all said their thanks before letting the car drive away.

Julie turned to her friends "You guys ready to head in?" She said with a small smile. Usually she wasn't a party party kind of girl but she was on a mission tonight and sacrifices had to be made.

As usual, Chanel was the first one to scream "hell yeah" when Julie asked if they were ready to head inside; unlike most of her friends, Chanel loved herself a good party, especially when she knew that alcohol would be available. After taking a few quick moments to adjust the hat on her head, Chanel offered the two girls a grin before starting towards the front door.

The redhead turned to Aaliyah with a smile before following the 'cowboy' towards the party. As the girls entered it was like the party just welled up around them. Julie scanned the crowd until her eyes found what she was looking for. But as soon as their eyes met the girl looked away and concentrated on her friends instead. "Well he sure didn't skimp on the refreshment did he?" She said surveying the table ladened with different types of drinks. After a while she decided to go for one of the fruity wine coolers.

Aaliyah had never felt like this before, it was exactly as if she was killed and then reanimated. Perhaps it was the crown or the stunning job her two friends? had done on her that gave her such confidence….and the mix of cocktails entering her system. She felt strong, powerful, and ironically alive. She had said more in the car ride over than she had in her entire high school career to the pair and she was surprisingly good at it. Regardless, they had finally arrived to Kavi’s which neither scared nor pushed Aaliyah away, rather it left a smirk of enjoyment etched on her face before they sloppily sauntered out of the car.

“I was reborn ready” the queen of the dead joked, thinking her puns were actually good while following Chanel and Julies lead. Normally Aaliyah would have caught Julie surveying the party, but instead her low tolerance left her somewhat aloof as she looked around on her own. JJ had suddenly vanished, it seemed she had a habit of causing boys she talked to disappear or worse. Julies words roped her back in, “Honestly he didn’t skimp out on anything. I like it though you can tell her tried” she said whilst poking at the webs around her. “Oh I’ll take whatever you guys are having, can’t get drunk when you’re dead am I right?”

"Yeah, I'm surprised that he went all out like this," Chanel said to the pair as she took in all of the decorations for herself. It was only when she saw Julie headed towards a table full of different types of alcohol that a grin began to make its way to her face. Following Julie's lead, Chanel grabbed herself a wine cooler as well, opting for the lemonade flavor instead of the fruit based one. As Aaliyah made her last joke, Chanel simply shook her head and handed the girl a similar drink. "Damn straight," Chanel said with a chuckle as she opened her own bottle, "Bottoms up, witches."


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