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Current Bill Paxton is dead
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I find dick jokes are often hard and long
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I struggle when I roleplay between staying in character and giving in to my inner desires to just fuck with people.
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@Legion-114 damn, good thing I have others working for me
William looked at all the designs, and made doubly sure that his recorder we was getting it all. This information is definitely worth a large amount of credits, especially to Aria, she'd know exactly who to sell it to. When he heard that the Cereberus troops were pushing up, he looked around and made sure that all his troops could see him. "Commander Faltus, I'm heading up top to deal with the Cerbs. I'll leave you teams two and four to watch over. I'll be back as soon as I can, so don't do anything I wouldn't. Alright boys lets go." He ran topside with his own team and two others, heading to to flank where the Cerbs were hitting hard.
@Legion-114 I thought she was the Shadow Broker, or did someone else take control?
William saw all the screens go red, then saw an image of the nine other than the very Reaper creeping outside. He looked around, searching for any screen not turned red, and saw a small device that showed holograms of some weird plans. He snatched it up quickly and hid it in his armour. "Lady Luck, I need you to use the biggest weapon we have on there. Aim for that fuckers eye." The Lady Luck powered up its main weapon and fired, nobody had any idea what the hell the cannon was or shot, but it grazed the side of the Reaper, though it did take out a small chunk of the Reaper.
@Legion-114 what about Liara? She wasn't part of the suicide mission. What happened to her?
Out of curiousity, what characters from Mass Effect are still alive in this?
@Dervish I was just trying to be helpful. I apologise for offending you
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William walked up to the master keeper and bowed his head as a sign of respect. "Sah'shi, my name is William. I understand the need for haste, so tell me only what you deem to be of vital importance, and after that if there is time we can ask more straight to the point questions." He looked around and saw that some of the other mercs were already starting to fill their hands and their pockets with whatever they could grab, loose tech, Collector weapons and even a few were snapping pictures. He looked at one of his people and nodded his head at one of the Collector bodies, the man knew exactly what he wanted, and handed William a Collector rifle, and then proceeded to pick up the Collector body with the help of another. A few of his other crew grabbed a few Collector weapons as well, and started hauling a few of the Collectors over to the entrance. If they could manage to get even one of their corpses back in one piece, it'd be worth a fortune.

For now though, the real treasure was something that this keeper had in his head, plans to fight the Reapers. Good thing it seemed to be in a cooperative mood.
William sneered at the newcomer, he hated how people interrupted negotiations, but he got what he wanted. "Commander Faltus, you've got a deal. I'll tell the others what to do." He got onto his Comms and opened a channel to the other groups of mercs. "Alright everyone listen up. I've got a Turian Commander here who is giving us a good offer. So, you wanna get paid, rally to my position and set up a defensive perimeter around the vault." He then walked over to the doors of the vault, "Alright ladies and gentlemen. Let's see how much we are getting paid." The mercs cheered, opened the doors, and charged into the vault. William and his team went in right after them, and he made sure his personal recorder was taping everything, you never know what you can find to on a wall that may be worth a pretty penny. That's when he got a call that made him shudder.

"Boss, this is your Lady Luck. When got some of those Cerberus bastards coming in fast to your position. There doesn't seem to be too many of them, about company strength, but their tech is top notch. Good luck boss."

Fuck.
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