Celsius

Goblin Quest

Oof that update
Though I do see that coming XD

Goblin Quest

I like the back and forth between Ragi and Aya, pretty funny x)

@Vec

We aim to please XD

Goblin Quest

Ragi

_{featuring Aya @TheMushroomLord || Harvest Sloth}

OK, a quick recap. Ragi had somehow managed to coax Aya into going with her instead of just tossing her aside for now. After spending some time walking and trying her best to look cool in front of her sister, she finally arrived at the place where she first met the mushroom sloth thingy. Then she noticed some bugs laying motionless on the ground. Then the sloth moved forward and.. Farted something yellow? Anyway, gory details aside, the next thing that happened was that Ragi plopped down to the forest floor as if she had comically slipped on a banana peel. And for some reason, she could not get up. Actually, scratch that. She couldn't move a muscle!

"I'm.. I'm okay!" Ragi said in a panic. Thankfully she could speak just fine, or else she might really be losing whatever good impression she had left on her sister, if any persist at all. "This is a part of the plan! Don't panic.." She continued hurriedly.

This is not part of the plan though, for the record.

"I'm just.. Um.. Playing as a bait! Yes!" she continued, making less sense with every word. "Remember your trap plan? We'll proceed with that, but instead of hole, we will use this child's yellow fume as a mean to disable the prey. If it can stop us and the bugs from moving, chances are they can stop anything that breathe from moving," she deliriously made up a story on the spot. She even added some smart-sounding mumbo jumbo to make it more convincing.

"So yeah, just stay hidden and wait for a prey to come. If nothing happened in the next half an hour or so, or I feel uncomfortable in some way, I will signal you and we cancel this plan and move to a different location. Sounds good?"

Probably not.

Goblin Quest

Oh good, I was momentarily worried we'd have instance number two of goblin gets naked to deal with a monster, in which case I was going to seriously start questioning your monster design.

@TheMushroomLord

So do you want to post 1st? Or should I just write some shenanigans that will get Ragi killed? :3

Goblin Quest

Ragi doesn't even have a skull on her. She's fine.

@ERode

Is she though? Cuz

Hider

Goblin Quest

Don’t judge the level up copy pasta.

@Versa

What copypasta? It was a free name change XD

Oblivion: A Story Forgotten

@flowersrgr8

Huladuras - Rejector of Everything

Chapter 0 - A Rude Awakening

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You woke up to a certain blast of heat. You were peaceful inside the cocoon of nothingness, but now you were awake. Something awakened you. Some voice, and strange visions that seemed so vivid, yet so distant. In it, you were a warrior. A soldier, fighting in losing battles upon losing battles. Everytime you raise your weapon, you lost something of importance to you. Yet you could not lay your arms down and accept fate. No, your very being rejects that idea.

Thus, you opened your eyes once again. Greeting you was the scenery of a colloseum - grand, beautiful in its construction, and full of the scent of death and destruction. As your eyes began to focus, you saw the visage of a gigantic minotaur. On its feet were the corpse of a being that you somehow knew belonged to your race. Its lifeless body was veiled in both darkness and flame, as did yours.

You were dazed. Aside from a name, you did not know who you are, or why you are here. All you had, was a cloth tied around your loin, and an oversized polearm that ended with a huge pick on one side, and a hammer on the other. And a seething rage.

Noticing you, the minotaur let out a long sigh. "One prodigal son after another," It spat with a tired and disappointed voice. "So what is it going to be then? If you were to rush headlong into your doom, make sure you do better than your brother!" The beast taunted as it crushed the skull of your dead kin beneath its hoof.

... What would you do?

Goblin Quest

RIP Ragi
Was nice knowing you girl T_T

Goblin Quest

It was at this point that I realised the players were worse than the goblins.

@TheMushroomLord

Remember kids, the creations can only get as bad as the creator XD

@Celsius
I will be reading your posts differently from now on.

@Versa

If you were really, really, realllyyy drunk, Celsius can be pronounced pretty close to Shi.. Nah, I am simply not as good a writer to imitate the legend

<Snipped quote by Celsius>

@RC3

Good thing Aya's brain prowess had advised the Sloth to come with the ladies instead then :p
Also the sloth right now, probably

Hider

Goblin Quest

Girl #1

@Versa

How'd you get Ragi's pic before she became a goblin?!