Chairman Stein

Empires of Sand

I'm just stuck on finding a place to start my post. I feel bad if I don't make it a character post, plus writing my text-book style for this sort of fantastical setting is a bit difficult.

Meh, I'll figure something out.

Empires of Sand

Sorry I haven't got anything up. No real excuse but some private matters came up that I'm dealing with. Will get a starting post up tonight or tomorrow since I'm motivated enough to work on something.

Strolling through the Free Roleplay section

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was this thread ever alive?

@Vilageidiotx

The answer is no.

THE TRUTH BEHIND UNDERTALE

NOTE: I am really drunk please no ban <3

THE TRUTH BEHIND UNDERTALE: THE STORY 'THEY' DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!!!1ONE

What letter does the word monster begin with? M. What letter does... Mexicans, begin with? Also M. Coincidence? Let's dig deeper.

What keeps Monsters in the Underground? The Barrier. What is a barrier?
'a fence or other obstacle that prevents movement or access.'
So, a wall? Perhaps, Donald Trump's promised wall?

Undertale is truly the story of the election of President-Fuhrer for life Donald Trump. Believing that Monsters and Mexicans were the same thing, he banished them behind a giant 'barrier' and left them to rot for all of time.

But you may ask, what about things like spiders? They aren't really monsters! Well you are right, the spiders (aside from Muffet) are not technically monsters. However the spiders want money. What other culture has a (wrong) stereotype of liking money? Semites. Thus, they too were cast into the underground.

PROVE ME WRONG!
Protip: You can't.

Empires of Sand

I'll likely be getting a post up today. I don't promise anything too spectacular though.

Empires of Sand

Tfw no Widow's Tears or Saliblah on the map

Empires of Sand

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Looks good- accepted! I will have Traits/flaws for you and @gorgenmast shortly.

Also, your sheet has a typo under the military section. That, or you have a very big military :)

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@Flagg

The organization is called the Million Spears, in total I should only have around 5k soldiers as of current.

Empires of Sand

I should have time to actually complete the College today.
Is anyone willing to be neighbours/share some history, would like a quick shared write up!
I'll also read all the other NSs again and offer my two cents bot OOC and IC. Not in a 'I'm going to complain about you' way, I mean more in a if everyone knows each other's thoughts it can contribute very nicely to the RP!

@Darkmatter

I'd be down to have the College as a neighbor/share history! Osmuli always needs someone else around!

Empires of Sand

Welp, my application I believe is finished, just in time too it seems.

Empires of Sand

@Chairman Stein I read that your city is on a trade rout (Widow's Tears). Would you be okay if my civilization was also on this route? They would mostly export silver, gold and sandstone from the cliffs near the city.

The city would also be at the edge of a river if that's okay.

@Legion02

Yea that's perfectly fine. The Widow's Tears, I should add, is a route along a river. Said river is what gives the route it's name to begin with. I'll add in more info in a bit once I've woken up more.

Also note anyone else who wants to collab on geography or history with the Grand City just message me or reply to this. I'm willing to spice things up as much as I can!