ChickenTeriyaki

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...What question even is that? Why is that relevant to him calling you unfunny...

@SleepingSilence

It wasn't a question. It was part of my victorious attempt to end a conversation that was beginning to go nowhere.

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hi kids

@aspie3000@Jd524@jeroukoo@Animera@Assallya@JackRandom@Onelastlich@Overlord Thraka@GingerBoi123@Thinslayer

A towering titan of a man kicked his way into the bar. The door opened with a deafening thud, and the man made his way into the bar. He walked with the robustness of a military general, his red longcoat gleaming in the light. Light was reflected off his sword, which looked sharp and deadly, as usual. He towered over the other people in the bar, his very appearance inspiring fear and submission as he thread past the flurry of people.

Well, he didn't even have to find his way around. The people in the bar moved aside, as they were visited by such an intriguing man who might as well be the messenger of Death itself. He took a seat at the counter of the bar, his disposition still as threatening as the evening sky. His crimson eyes interlocked with those of the bartender, recreating the scene of a bloody warfield, plagued with bloodshed and anguish.

He then loosened up into a shit-eating grin.



"One mug o' beer, scuttlepants!"

(OOC Note: I forgot that to say that Bogart was carrying a suitcase with him.)

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*jumps in*

eh he's a pretty cool guy

BOGART MAXIMUS

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Outfit

Face

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Age: ???

Story
Legends would tell the story of the Ivithandrill, who were mighty creatures that ruled the Earth while the Gods would claim sovereignty over the skies. The Ivithandrill were said to have been descended from the mighty Titans, whom the gods first created in their first attempts to spawn life on Earth. They were very tyrannic and ruthless. When the gods had first conceived and created humans to fill the corners of the world, the Ivithandrill were quick to enslave them. They were seen as underlings, and they did not get any respect from the mightier Ivithandrill.

Soon, the humans revolted. They sought help from the gods, who agreed to grant them divine power. The Ivithandrill were nonetheless stronger, but they were vastly outnumbered. Eventually, man overthrew the Ivithandrill race, and after that the Ivithandrill were considered by every historian at that time to be extinct. The great war is now a mere story told the children around the world.

One day, the captain of a coastal town received an anomalous report from a soldier. The soldier reported that a man named Bogart Maximus, who had come to perform at the local inn, had identified himself to be one of the legendary Ivithandrill. The captain laughed it off and sent the soldier home.

Appearance: Bogart looms everyone at a menacing 8 feet tall. His eyes are crimson red, and his skin is as pale as the seagull that travels the seas. He is well-muscled, but is surprisingly not a chick magnet.

Why?

Bogart wears his red travelling longcoat almost everywhere. The longcoat has a symbol like this on it's back:

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Stuff

• Fuckslayer
  
  - Obnoxiously large sword that Bogart carries on his back. Rumored to be forged by Hephaestus himself, who had formed a contract with the mighty race of Ivithandrill. The sword is very durable, and it does not break no matter how hard Bogart swings or smashes. Bogart, with his unyielding strength, can swing the sword very quickly.
• Saxophone
  
  - oh god why

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Skills, Abilities, and Other Attributes

• Superhuman Strength, Stamina, Endurance, and Reflexes: As an Ivithandrill, Bogart has untapped strength and stamina. Need we say more?
• Fire Magic: Bogart can conjure Fire and manipulate it to his will.
• Earth-bending Magic: Because Fire isn't enough
• Hardened Body: Bogart's body is hard as steel, and regular blades may not even scratch it. He also sports a glorious six-pack.
• Saxophone Skillz: why just why

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@aspie3000

Freeform? Having both steampunk and medieval styles incorporated is allowed?

I'm in.

Aether Bridge Academy

I'm out.

Wait, there are rooms? I'll just rewrite my CS a bit when I'm in the mood. Then I'm in.

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@BrobyDDark

Being unfunny is a privilege. It helps you detect insincerity from people.

Now that I've answered your question seriously, let me ask you a question. Does your country support same-sex marriage?

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Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror. Megatron saw this and laughed. A Tank rolled up and Makhno cried, "TANKIES!" in alarm. An Missile landed about eight inches, detonating Megatron's mechanical wiener. He needed a replacement right wiener, for two wasn't enough. The mission impossible theme started playing, and everyone started dancing the chicken dance. When winter did not come after dancing, the conga line to a white walker banquet was formed. In the end, many things applauded the Red Army & Makhno for taking a joke. Megatron cried, "EW MUST ESCAPES HERE FASTLY". But in the end, it returned to random dancing again. Optimus Prime punched Megatron in his pair of tits. Darkness rapidly approached the two, and consumes them, transporting them as Littlefoot committed Seppuku honorably. Until a Angel tried to play Sonic R on Playstation. The Spirit of Littlefoot went to bukake party. Utilizing a new semen body, he breaks the ice by using an ancient, mystical technique. That destroys the world as Megatron's new wiener launched to space reignited the passion of love before exploding on everyone's faces. Sephiroth arrived on the scene with an oversized magnifying glass, triggering mutation in Megatron's hand and making it go limp, which made him a polar bear with chronic depression. Sephiroth magnified the sun and it made the horse with huge tits.

Then SCP-682 arrived and caused the 2nd coming of Yami Yugi, King of games. Seto Kaiba dueled Yugi to a game of Truth or Duel. The answer was obvious they dueled at sunset in the mysterious shadow realm. The Endless Darkness had other ways to turn a man into a girl by shitting them out of it's mouth. It had never realized how orgasmic this could feel, it wanted to cause a anal fissure inside of Cera's pet cat. So it decided to grind unicorns and some dank memes to booty tap dat pussy ass. But then Littlefoot's soul desired sushi rolls, so he opened a portal. Staring back through it was the Decepticon fleet; they immediately dropped this, sick, beat! Cuz nearby, the Beastie Boys were really kickin it old school.

"Sing we must not!", said Yoga, twin brother of Yoda.

Yugi and the Beastie Boys decided to play hopscotch and all died of pulmonary embolisms. But then the unthinkable happened. Half-Life 3 was released, and this of course meant that Gabe Newell became the new doctor, with complimentary companion included. As Elon Musk charged his electric nipple clamps, he fantasised about Gabe Newell in a sexy nightgown in a self driving automobile.

"Ohh Gaben" swooned Elon, with much drool as he continued eating Littlefoot's computer. Yoga & Yoda drove to South Dakota, where Boba & Mona Lisa went to a water park and swam with the pixies.

George Lucas just sat alone, getting smashed with Darth Vader. But then, suddenly, a new Pokemon was found by the Dark Side of the Force, so cute and fluffy that Leonidas had to slay 87 wolves while having unprotected sex with a leprechaun. Truly it was the marvel of dark bondage when Malekith brought out nipple-clamps and seductivly clamped his own nipples. His nipples began secreting tasty...

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