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K, I'm back in Canada tomorrow. In a hotel, not far from the airport for my last night here. Anyone interested in a quick colab?
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Alright, well since that one chunk of space is between the SURTR and the Dominion of Man, where I intend to do some collaboration and diplomacy, would it be alright if I did some lore-building and colonization there? It would seem a bit odd for the followers of Rhodull to travel through such a vast area of space, looking to spread the Good News, and not think to stop along the way.
I created a character a while ago, called Xi Xiu. She's not my favourite character, but she's the one I use the most. What makes her so special to me, and so reusable, is how diverse she can be. Her story and personality change, to suit the setting, but there are always a few constant threads, that define who she is.

She's Chinese-American, and very oddly proportioned. She's not necessarily attractive physically, but rather her confidence makes her attractive. She's short, skinny, with a large forehead, a tiny nose, and has an obsession with some overly specialized category of weaponry, and always has a weapon with her that carries emotional significance. She stares at things in an odd way. Usually, she has an obsession with revolvers, but she's be written to only use knives, swords, rifles, or even her bare hands.

She's jaded, and doesn't know her parents. She was raised by someone with no familial relation to her, who is no longer in the picture for one reason or another. She was once the property of a government or corporation, for one reason or another. She has bodily enhancements under her skin. They're usually to strengthen her bones, or improve her vision and aim. She has a dream for a simple life, but believes herself to be forever bound to her work.

She likes leather and denim, and has a lucky article of clothing with her. It's usually either a pair of sunglasses, or a bandanna.

Her face is pale, for one reason or another. It doesn't suit her.

She's desensitized to pain, and has many scars under her clothes.

Her best friends are criminals, or homeless. She usually has multiple sidekicks, of sorts, just to give the impression that she has influence in an organization.

She shaves all or part of her head, for comfort, and to intimidate people. If she can't shave her head, for whatever reason, she likes to use gel and elastics to make the sides of her head stick out, to give the impression that her head has wings.

She goes by a single compound word as her nickname. "Gunrat", "Hellcat", "Bingbing", "Bugeyes".

She likes bright spring dresses, and traditional things, but never wears them. She prefers hot weather and open environments.

She will eat anything, smoke anything, but refuses to get drunk.

Her favourite colour is green, but she usually wears black and blue.

She doesn't like swimming, and hates flying. She does enjoy singing, however, but her voice isn't particularly great.

She speaks many languages. If she didn't become a fighter or adventurer of sorts, she would have been a translator or international dignitary.
There's something wrong with your country, when your culture, your society, doesn't develop a fucking expression that means "excuse me, pardon me". Somehow, the fucking nation of China, among the oldest civilizations on Earth, didn't think it was worth their time to think of a fucking phrase that means "pay attention to me for a moment, and/or get the fuck out of my way". Instead, people just wordlessly push and shove into each other, with no recognition whatsoever. They'll stand in your way, and you don't have a way to tell them to move. They'll push you aside without saying a word, regardless of where you're standing, and even if it means pushing you into another person.

This is just how things are here. No one gives a fuck about personal space... AND YET... and yet, the notion of a handshake is considered too intimate, that it is only reserved for the most special, most important, of occasions. You can push another person, male or female, into a wall or another person, but don't you dare shake their hand when saying hello.

What the hell happened, China?

And don't get me started on toilet paper! Well, too fucking late, actually. It's not normal, in China, for a bathroom to have toilet paper... I'M NOT JOKING! You are expected to carry a role of toilet paper with you at all times, to wipe your own ass. Women, and sometimes men, carry purses here, and you can bet they're full of toilet paper!

What the fuck, China?

Also, the public washrooms here are the most ungodly things you've ever seen. For one, no man in China knows how to aim at a fucking toilet or urinal. Secondly, the janitors often don't bother to even mop it up! I was in a large public bathroom, where they had industrial fans going, TO DRY THE URINE ON THE FLOOR. They hadn't washed the floor, they were just drying the pools and rivers of piss onto the ground, and leaving it there!

Oh China...
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@Chinese Jotunn@Sigma@Monkeypants@PyroDash888

THE NEW MAP



Changes:
-Imperial remnants and Dominion expanded due to lore reasons and need to correct misunderstandings from when the map was first made.
-SURTR restored using original claim here (http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3728847) as a guide.
-Unaffiliated/Minor Nations space added above PD888 due to lore reasons.
-Sex robot.


Very nice.

So what's that large chunk of space on my left, between me and the Dominion?
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Little Little Apple in my pants.
Granted, it's because a tapeworm is burrowing into your brain, eating away at your frontal cortex, causing you to have all kinds of impulses.

I wish I was banging a Chinese girl right now.
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