Chung

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Jeffrey Woods

Jeff was fast asleep, but the high pitched noise left him twitching until he was woken up. He looked pissed, but at least his wounds are fine now. Just what he needed! He can kick ass and stab skulls again now that he’s no longer suffering several broken ribs. God, did that blonde-haired douchebag really have to do that?

“W-What is it now? Jesus, that’s worse than my screams.” He said, commenting on the pain in the ass static.

He was a lot less frantic looking. Well, as less as his face probably can anyway. He isn’t fully awake yet, just give him a couple more minutes or an adrenaline shot and he’ll be back to his normal self.

. . . Or shock him with an incoming missile. That works.

“Oh. . . come. ON! My wounds JUST HEALED!” He whimpered.

He didn’t do anything about the missile but groan and whine as he sank into his own hoodie.

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Once he woke up, he was just done. This day is the WORST, and if you somehow make Jeff admit that. Then it really is an adventure worth remembering.

"Is... is everyone alright?"

“No! I’m practically royalty, I don’t deserve this!” He said, jumping up and dusting himself off.

Jeff examined the area, realizing that this place is a circus. Oh! Is this a killer clown situation? Now, that's something he's familiar with. Those abandoned circuses with monster clowns are great to fight with! Finally, Jeff is in his element.

"A circus?" Jeff laughed a little. "This is my specialty. I killed a few dime of dozen killer clowns. They're the weakest of the weak! I got this, alright?"

@Everyone

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TANDEM

The gunfire made Tandem walk back quickly, covering his beautiful face with the money bag. It sufficed as a shield, but boy, that could have gone bad. He then turned to the opposite direction and made a mad dash back to the bank. These monsters really aren't joking around. Damn, they go for the throat! Oh well, serious or not: Tandem is making an example out of these freaks!

The thief looked back to see a tongue strike after him, and he jumped away. He did a flying flip as well, and while he was on air. He went face to “face” with the tongue and gave it a little poke. After that, he landed on his two feet and dashed away even faster after stumbling a bit. Jeez, this bag is heavy.

Along the chase, Tandem would look back constantly and make quick taunts towards the monsters. Of course, it’s a disguise of him watching to see if they’ll do anything risky.

Tandem is not much of a fighter, but he's a really great distraction.

@Lmpkio @Edyfum0 @Jeff Jones

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Jeffrey Woods

As Jeff stayed in the shadows for most of the fight, totally not crying from pain, he saw Superman's appearance as an opportunity to end this little mission quickly and get back home. He was sneaking closer and closer while the boy scout took his time frying through Firefly's head. He pulled out his knife once he was near, and when he was about to stab. He flew into the air, knocking away the killer as he stumbles.

He managed to catch his footing, but he might as well have fell because of that failed attempt in a kill.

Welp, there's their only chance of winning this thing. Though, that doesn't matter! Persistence is the name of the game if you're a slasher like him! The take away from his experiences is that you never, ever give up! Look where he is now because of that mindset. Jeffrey Woods is a Legend in his dimension, and he was just a small kid nobody liked once! This would be inspiring if his thing wasn't killing people.

Once he plopped himself down a chair, he leaned his body on the person next to him for rest, not having any sense of personal space.

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Duke Nukem

So, this is what it feels like to work in groups. Duke likes it, really helps carry the weight of enemies. He goddamn wishes the EDF was as badass as they are, not to speak badly about the force, but they usually rely on him to do things once shit hits the fan. These guys, however. They might be an odd group, but they know how to kick major ass and Duke can respect that. Once he hovered down to see Firefly's damage, he winced at the sight.

He's not too comfortable with human mutilation. Alien bastards are fine, but it's not the same as one of your own getting merked. Though, it's not disturbing enough to prevent Duke from cracking a grin and popping a one-liner, that's for sure.

"Hope you enjoy hell, bitch. It's gonna be way hotter than your crappy flamethrowers."

Once Negan tried put him out of his misery, something happened because why wouldn't it?

A crash was seen and heard, and he'd be affected by the shockwave if he was on the ground. Thank God for the jetpack. But that's the least of his problems, the two glowing eyes made itself clear. So, Duke armed himself with a devastator, ready to start blasting the moment this alien bastard attacks. Of course, Duke's grin grew wider as he spat out his cigar.

"Well, look's like the main course is here. Come on, you flying blue freak!" Duke taunted. "Come and get some!"

He paid the roided' out celebrity no mind however, only taking notice of Firefly. He made an example of him, and Duke was stunned at his brutality. The celebrity had his fair share of psychotic killings, but they were all stupid fun. Not this macabre bullshit Superman is doing.

But before he can get out of his shock, he left a second too fast for Duke to properly react.

Hm. This could be a problem.

Anyway, Lex announced that we’re still on the mission. That was a tough fight, but stamina isn’t a problem. Thank God, he doesn’t have to go inside the ship. He always liked to fly via jetpack. Leaves more room for air control because you have no idea how good this thing steers.

He boosted up his jetpack and went flying for Superman.

“Yeeeee-HAW!”

@thatguyinastore

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TANDEM

CRASH!

The glass roof of the emergency side exit shattered, showering the place with shrapnel. With it descended an odd thief hanging onto a Yo-Yo string.

Oh, they're already outside. You know, the plan was to barge in at the last second so he'll catch them by surprise, but, uh, WHATEVER! TIME TO IMPROVISE!

He flashed a smug smile to the heisters, showing off his confidence. There were already heroes up and about protecting people. Good. That lowers the chances of them getting hurt by the collateral damage Tandem is about to dish out!

He's been waiting for the perfect opportunity to make a good first impression in Gotham, and baby: This is it!

"Woah, woah, woah. What is this, amateur hour? I know you're a bunch of literal animals, but have a little class, would ya?"

It might not seem like it, but Tandem was pretty pissed at their lack of planning and care. Especially with the death of civilians. Being a bunch of dumb grunts is one thing, but the unnecessary massacre is just a whole 'nother story!

"Because of this sloppy work, I'm cutting your pay!"

He attempts a trick, using a Yo-Yo to scoop two money bags from the beasts and pull it into his hands. He was going to just do a take and leave, but seeing that these assholes have no care for others lives. He wanted to play with the fire for a while, and then leave when more heroes are here to do the job.

"Want it back? Come and get it!" He said before sticking his tongue out and pulling his lower eyelid.

@Lmpkio @Midle1998 @Jeff Jones

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TANDEM

”I look good, I smell good, I feel good! Let’s do this.”

Age:
Early 20’s

Gender:
Male

Canon:
CLIMAXVerse

Main Thread or Sandbox:
Sandbox

Starting Location:
Gotham, where all the crime is at!

Personality:
As a civilian, Tandem seems to be a nervous, stressed out manager, but as the dashing thief we all know him as. He is a vain attention seeker with the flamboyance to match. He is the most notorious thief in the CLIMAXVerse, and he knows it.

Flirty, bombastic, and sly. Tandem is one hell of a dude to be with when you wanna have fun. Though, when it comes to serious moments and care: You can count him out. He’s just so insensitive and happy-go-lucky that it’s hard for him to provide anything substantial in the long run.

Equipment:
Yo-Yos:
You read that right. He uses Yo-Yos to fight. Odd weapon choice, but he makes it work. In fact, he’s proficient with it. It’s amazing how many ways he can use it. It’s almost like a multitool in his hands.

Attributes:
Lady Luck’s Lover:
Blessed with the power of amazing luck and fortune: It's almost as if the world will bend itself just to make Tandem succeed. He has no real control over this and just prays that his luck would save the day every time he gets into a sticky situation. Sometimes he might accidentally hit and find the enemies weak spot or maybe even stumble into a secret room. He might be one of the luckiest people in existence but just like everyone, luck can't save him every time he's in danger, it will run out if he relies on it too much.

Biography:
Good? Bad? He’s the guy who has fun. Tandem is a legendary thief, running the most daring of heists and kicking the most important of asses. He really does this for the hell of it since he needs to blow off some steam. That Manager job is gonna break his soul if he doesn’t have any fun in between his shifts.

Other:
Been here since the start of Thatguy's reign!

He's the manager of some Jock named Tayne.

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Jeffrey Woods

THUD!

Oh, is he so glad that his pain receptors are too worn down to properly register that fall. Jeff stood up slowly, cracking his back before looking up in a blood curdling rage. Those two are gonna be fucking toast if he gets his hands on them. So, he took out a bloodied climbing pick along with his iconic knife and started climbing up a building to reach the two assholes duking it out. You'd be surprised how much distance he went in a short amount of time. When they were at reach, Jeff flung himself towards Duke with both blades on his hands, screeching as he was airborne.

Nukem was busy with the enemy, but the high pitched wail made him stop abruptly. Once he turned around, he saw Jeff pouncing towards him.

"Holy shit!" Duke exclaimed. He had to act fast, so he immediately flew away from Jeff's attack.

The killer didn't mind his failure since he's set his eyes on a new target. Firefly was close enough to Duke that he can redirect his attack towards him. If he does manage to stick his landing at Firefly, he'd start stabbing and slicing with his two blades.

Duke would watch as this happened.

"This kid." He gritted his teeth before breaking into a small chuckle. "He's certainly something."

Once Jeff is fended off and given a second concussion, Duke would quickly throw a pipebomb towards Firefly while he's distracted.

Pipebomb Reference

@Thatguyinastore @TheFireFlyFuckers

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“Cuz’ everybody knows, SHIT’S FUCKED!”

Vitan Armerstrannie

Age:
24

Gender:
Female

Canon:
OC (The only good one)

Main Thread or Sandbox:
Sandbox

Starting Location:
Gotham

Personality:
Vitan has come a long way from her days as a scared and passive nobody. Yes, she's still a burnt-out asshole who wants no part of this, but at the very least she learned to take these situations in stride. She's gotten more confident, dropping quirky one-liners to ease her own stress. Even taking a more active role to save people. This newfound "confidence," it's not all sunshines and rainbows. She's a lot more openly cynical, and unabashedly smug about things despite still being an incompetent idiot after all this time.

Truth be told, she's still the same scared girl that she was before. The stuttering, the insecurity, and the lack of social awareness people come to know her for is still there. Now, she's only too tired to care about fixing it.

Equipment:
Butterfly Knife
Her lucky weapon. She’s had this since she was a kid, it’s done a lot for her in battles and she uses it as an underhanded weapon in close range. Surprise slash and stuff like that.

Attributes:
Jinx
Yes, the knife wielding maniac high on every drug imaginable might seem like the main threat here, but it’s her aura that you have to worry about. Its effect is extreme bad luck. It makes the most improbable things happen just to screw everyone over, no matter how stupid it is. Because she’s lived with her own bad luck for as long as she can remember, she pretty much knows how to deal with it, but her opponent probably won't.

Biography:
Vitan is the cursed anomaly in a mundane dimension. She is constantly tossed around universes, and wherever she lands, she leaves a considerable impression on. She comes and goes, and almost everyone who meets her is puzzled as to where she could have possibly gone to. She is pretty much a ghost to other dimensions where people are left to wonder if she was even real or not.

Only if her home life is as glamorous and fantastical as that. Back to her dimension: She's just another disgraced crackhead in a sea of unwashed masses. Doesn't help that she belongs to one of the most prestigious families ever. She'd fix her home life if she had the energy, but all of that is spent on surviving and saving other dimensions. Her cramped apartment is the only place of solace she has, so she spends most of her days in her home dimension just resting there.

Other:
Beaten Sassy's ass in a poll

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Duke Nukem & Jeff the Killer

Duke appeared in a jetpack for the firefly fight! The sound of it might alert the villain and that's exactly what he wanted. The Duke is not going to be the one doing the fighting though. No, he had someone else planned for this. In fact, he's carrying that specific someone right now, and that kid was Jeff.

He's scared shitless of heights. You can tell by him latching onto Duke's arms.

How did this. . . Dynamic Duo meet up? It's a long, long story, but Jeff did mouth off about killing women for fun. And Duke really didn't like what he heard. That's all you need to know.

"Ready or not, let's rock!" Duke exclaimed, winding up to throw the teenager killer at the enemy.

"NO, PLEASE! DON'T DO THIS!"

Of course, Duke didn't listen to his pleads of mercy, only thinking about justice! So, with that. Once everyone was done with taking their potshots: He threw a panicking Jeff towards Firefly. If he successfully manages to hit the Pyromaniac, Jeff would latch onto him like an anxious beartrap, panicking as he hooked his sharp nails into him.

If he fell, Duke would most likely just catch him. . . And try again.

@Lazaro1505 @QizPizza @Thatguyinastore

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Jeffrey Woods

"I'd have a response to that if I knew what you were saying." Jeff said to Maisha. "But what I do know is that you're trying to act tough, so I can't wait to get you killed!"

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As the high and mighty Lex Luthor got decked by the savage and messy Joel, I couldn't help but cover my mouth and back away as he punches him.

This is my only opportunity to say this, so here I go!

"WOOOORLDSTAAAAAAR!"

So, this is what it feels like. It hit me with so much euphoria that it could make me cry, which is good, because it's the only way to lubricate my eyes without dunking my face into a bucket of water.

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Time for the cheery Edgelord to do his schtick. Jeff balanced the tip of his knife on his finger, staring through Luthor with his unblinking eyes. He's obviously struggling to keep the blade standing, but he was never a man who had much style despite what he may think. He always proved his point through action, but he does like mouthing off and acting cool more. Despite it all, he's still some Teenager lacking any sense of self-awareness.

He threw his knife into the air, and caught it by the handle.

"Did your research, huh? Well, you clearly didn't do enough if you think I will help you. I might have the strength and skills you need, but if you knew who I really am. You would have never brought me here-- OOOOOH, ALCOHOL!"

. . . And he's also lacking an attention span as well. Once he got a bottle, he started chugging it before realizing he got distracted again. He decided to use this as a demonstration to his point.

"Uh, s-see what I mean? I can barely finish a sentence without wandering off."

Real smooth, Jeff.

@QizPizza @Jeff Jones @Thatguyinastore