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7 yrs ago
Current Brace for defeat, but savor victory.
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7 yrs ago
In case you missed it: The skinny repeal is dead.
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7 yrs ago
it's probably a mistake to talk about politics here but HOLY SHIT DID ANYBODY ELSE JUST SEE THAT
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7 yrs ago
WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANY MORE.
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7 yrs ago
I'll be okay.
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Overreach rolled slowly around the side of the house. He strained against the long, tangled grass for a few moments before eventually coming to a faded, cracked wooden fence. He fiddled with the handle for a moment, but to no avail. He peered in as best he could through a crack in the fence, but saw nothing. He reached out with one hand and pulled aside a piece of the dull, rotting wood with a moldy crack. He peered in through the larger hole to see the problem. The tiny door leading into the backyard was locked securely with a rusty padlock. Overreach nodded and sighed softly, considering his options.

He hesitated, then looked over his shoulder for a moment to make sure no one was watching him. Seeing no one, he nodded and cleared his throat. He held the small strut of wood in both hands, muscles clenching as he tightened his grip on the small object. After a moment, he leaned forward and peered into the hole in the fence, closing one eye to get a better look at the padlock. And then, with a pair of soft electric pops, his arms disappeared from his body. An instant later, they reappeared behind the fence, floating steadily in the air. Overreach's hands wrapped around the strut of wood and swiftly jabbed it into the shackle. He adjusted his grip for a moment and quickly jerked the strut of wood up, popping the lock with a soft but ugly crunch of metal. That done, Overreach chuckled and dropped the strut of wood. He chuckled softly to himself, clapped his hands and rubbed them emphatically together. "That was easy," he muttered. And just like that, with a dull electric pop, his arms returned to his body and he easily opened the gate and rolled into the overgrown backyard.

A few moments later, he pushed his way through the grass, onto the porch and into the ruined house. "And I'm back!" he announced cheerfully, rolling swiftly into the house. "I miss anything? How're we doing here?"

@bmxbrat484 @Claw2k11 @EchoicChamber @Hyro
Okay, you've got my attention.
@BrokenPromise
Jane rounded the corner just as the Lords fled. Jane didn't seem to care very much that they were getting away. Instead, he decided to take this as a victory. "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'D BETTER RUN!" he screeched, waving his fist in the air. "Come after me again and you'll get worse than that! Your butt and my foot have an appointment at your earliest convenience, maggot!"

After a moment, Jane glanced around and saw the newcomer. "Ah. Major, sir!" he remarked, giving him a quick salute. "Good to have you with us. I don't know who this Lord of Lies person is but I do know he's kidnapped one of our friends. Speaking of which, I'm gonna take a look around. Somebody get the Major up to speed!"

With that, Jane turned on his heel and clomped off into the fashion store where Junko had vanished. If he noticed the giant grinning ink demon, he didn't say anything.
Overreach had been fairly quiet up to this point, waiting to see how the newcomer would be received. He was visibly a little surprised when to see a winged boy swooping down out of nowhere, but then again, considering his own Gift, he wasn't exactly in a position to judge. So he didn't. Instead, he smiled what he hoped was a charming smile and gave the winged boy a curt nod. "Man, they're just comin' out of the woodwork, aren't they?" he muttered to himself.

Once the idea of heading inside was floated, though, Overreach realized the danger had passed. These people weren't going to start throwing fireballs at each other any time soon, and he could relax a little. "Well, hey, so it does," he remarked, glancing over to the house in question. "Hey, I'm gonna head inside, take a little look around, if it's all the same to you. Don't mind me, folks."

Overreach chuckled softly to himself as he rolled forward, weaving through the small group, before eventually ending up in front of the house. He looked down at the three steps leading up to the porch for a moment, pursed his lips and sighed softly through his nose. After a moment, he glanced over his shoulder, turned himself around 90 degrees and began to roll through the overgrown grass around the side of the house. "I'll just, uh... go see if there's a back door. Yeah. Meet you inside, folks."

@bmxbrat484 @Claw2k11 @EchoicChamber @Hyro
I might be interested in this.
Jane let out some horrible noise halfway between a joyous whoop and a bloodcurdling scream. He leapt into the air and swung his blade at the sky. His gambit had worked somehow, and he was completely oblivious to how stupid it was and how lucky he'd just been. Of course, none of that prevented him from "AAAARRRRH! I AM THE GREATEST WARRIOR TO EVER LIVE! I AM GOING TO ROCKET JUMP TO HEAVEN AND SLAP SUN TZU IN HIS DUMB SOUL PATCH BECAUSE I-- HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Jane suddenly sheathed his sword and took off after the Lord of Lies. He wasn't very fast, but now that his sword was put away, slicked with the lifegrease of his enemies, nothing was preventing him from pulling out his rocket launcher again.

"YOU GET BACK HERE!" Jane bellowed. "I AM NOT DONE KILLING YOU YET!"

With that, Jane loaded a rocket into his launcher and opened, aiming to shoot the Lord of Lies in the back with a goddamn rocket launcher.
@EchoicChamber
I'm alright with that, myself.
@BrokenPromise

(OOC: Ahhh, it's fine. You can have that one for free.)

Jane decided not to risk it. He stared up at the Lord of Lies, watching him swoop down closer to him, when suddenly he was gripped by an idea. He inhaled sharply through his nose, and then grinned a wicked grin. "Ohhhh, if this works..." He adjusted his grip on his katana, letting the black ooze drip down the length of the blade, and waited for the Lord of Lies to swoop down.

Then, at the last possible moment, he sidestepped the blow, swung his katana thorugh the air with a loud, obvious whoosh and swung the blade up. But strangely, and almost uncharacteristically for him, he didn't aim for the Lord of Lies -- he aimed for the bag. More specifically, he aimed for the bag's straps, attempting to cleave clean through them.
Jane grinned a wicked grin and begins to reload his shotgun. "Outstanding! Now why don't you let th--"

Suddenly, the tentacle lashed out and wrapped around Jane's arm. Jane grunted loudly in pain and dropped his shotgun, sending it clattering to the ground and firing in a random direction as it hit the rough concrete, because guns are dangerous, kids. Anyway, Jane attempted to wrench his arm away from the horrid creation, but to no avail. Without thinking, he reached down to his waist, drew his sword and swung it down at the tentacle, not so much attempting to slice it as chop it.

@BrokenPromise
@BrokenPromise

Jane skidded to a stop and lowered his weapon, staring at the store go up in flames. He looked over at his weapon, then back to the collapsing rubble of the store, then briefly at the Lord of Lies, then back to his weapon. "...Huh," he remarked, suddenly slowing down a little. "That has literally never happened to me before." Jane sniffed, shrugged, and then continued growling at the Lord of Lies. "And what the hell are you talking about, bow-tie? The kid is on my side! You cannot hurt your friends with Mann Co. weaponry! That is just basic science!"

After a moment, Jane shrugged and put away his rocket launcher. "Oh well. Anyway, thank you for confirming you've got the girl," he sneered. Without another word, he sprinted out of the way of the growing whip, leveled his shotgun at the Lord of Lies and fired. He managed to get four shots off before he had to reload.
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