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5 yrs ago
Current Is it just me...or is there an unspoken demand for a Monster Girl RP?
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Is it just me...or is there an unspoken demand for a Monster Girl RP?
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5 yrs ago
I am currently suffering from an endless Migraine, so I might not post for a while due to pain.
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Scion for as long as he has lived, can solemnly swear that the universe is actually listening to him and gets some kind of kick out of making his life suck. So it was almost not a surprise when, at the moment he had finished his statement, the sky chose then to descend into darkness and a, very familiar, amethyst skeleton man descended for the heavens to answer his unintentional challenge. Scion continued to lay there and stared dumbly at the man he had only mentioned in passing.

“Well?” Skallagrim near growled at him in, what Scion assumed was, a menacing hiss. This did succeed in snapping him out of his stupor as he slowly climbed out of his recliner and stretched in front of his unexpected visitor. To put it bluntly. Scion was not in the mood for this. He had dealt with intense angry people for far too long and the idea of holding another super serious discussion over honor, respect, or even prestige. Made him want to roll his eyes right out of his head and scream endless profanity into the wind.

"Look," he started, as he placed his hands upon his hips and stared at Skallagrim with a very strained, but neutral look on his face, "I don't know how you heard all that, and my level of care is very low, but I would like to think that you knew that is was all in jest, and really didn't mean it. So, the fact that you decided that one man's opinion was worth scaring off, an entire water park of, beautiful women, then," he begins to clap sarcastically, "Bravo to you. You are a dick."

"Scion perhaps this isn't the best approach to pacifying-." Dennis tried to say, but was cut off by Scion.

"I do not care about calming," He gestures to Skalagrim in an aggravated manner, "Skalator here down. This is stupid Dennis. Why can't we have some fun and relax, and not have to worry about people butting in on our good time!" Scion began to yell as his agitation hit a boiling point, "Is that fair Dennis?!"

"No..." Dennis spoke in uncharacteristically quiet voice. That actually made Scion even more angry, because they had been having such a good time just moments before.

He looked dead into Skalagrim's lifeless glowing eyes, and glares with barely restrained rage as he puts on a twisted smirk, "My statement does stand Skal. Yeah. I think I can beat you, and I'll gladly kick your bony ass right out of this park. So if you're really serious about making me apologize for a stupid joke, then," He stands at his full height and throws his arms out. "You get off your fancy black horse, and come down here and make me. So what say you? Are we going to fight? Or... Are you going to do the smart thing, and get out of here while you still can."
@SkallagrimOK. The first post is done, and my that took some time to type up. I will be taking my time more with these posts, then I did with Barti. I have a feeling that I will need to be much better with details for a fight with you.
In the air just above the false beach of the large wave machine. A small quarter sized black dot forms in the air. The dot slowly expanded into an ominous pitch black circle. A few of the patrons tanning along the beach took notice of the anomaly and wisely ignored it. From the depths of the inky blackness an obscured figure silently descended from the opening, and landed softly on the rough and wet plaster. After a few moments the blur that had covered the figure vanished, and revealed young man carrying a strange looking watch. In next moment, this man he was swiftly swept off his feet by another man on a raft, and sent head over heels into the shallow water with a thunderous splash.

The man on the raft quickly rushed to the unfortunate man's side and began apologising profusely, "Whoa! Sorry man. I didn't see you there. Are you OK?" A chorus a bubbles was his response as the man slowly pushed himself out of the water.

Scion had been looking forward to visiting this waterpark after some of the crazy shenanigans at the RHL. He really needed to destress after all that insanity. However, fate seemed to not like that idea and upon arrival he had been unceremoniously laid out by some wannabe hawaiian on a rubber raft. The water had only been to his ankles and the face plant into the hard plaster would have broken a lesser man's nose. He pushed himself out of the water and stood up in his sopping wet clothes. He then looked to the man and in as calm a voice as he could manage said, "I'm alright. Just wet. and a bit agitated. Now if you'll excuse me. I need to find a towel to dry off with."

Scion started to walk away, but the Hawaiian trunks man stopped him with a touch, "Hey man as an apology. You can borrow mine. It's like right over there." he offered as he pointed to a plastic recliner with a large beach towel on it. Scion smiled at that and accepted the offer. After getting mostly dried off and assuring the man that they were 'cool'. Scion decided to chill on one of the recliners and let the sun help complete the drying process. Just ass Scion was getting settled into the chair, Dennis interrupted his comfort with a question, "Scion. Why are you lounging in wet clothes? When you could just change into a swimsuit and let them dry as you explore the park?"

Scion just shook his head in response, "Because Dennis. I came here to relax, and I lying here in these wet clothes actually feels kind of nice. Also..." a smirk formed on his face as he spoke, "I get watch the cute girls walking around in there bikinis."

"So you're just going to sit here and haunt these women with your lecherous gaze?" Denis answered in a monotone.

"It's better than being getting beaten up and dragged into the crap in the RHL. Seriously! Fire Ninjas, dragon girls, a mechanical man, and Skalletor of the Dreaming Queen. Those people were nuts and that's coming from me." Scion points a thumb at himself, then lets out a long sigh.

"What do you suppose a Dreaming Queen even is?" Dennis mused aloud.

"What? That's your take on that? Ask me about the Queen of Sleep?" Scion answered sounding agitated again.

"Well it is quite a peculiar name is it not?" Dennis pressed.

Scion paused to think about this, "Well I guess it is kind of a funny name. I'm sure it's supposed to sound mysterious, but it just makes me think of a glorified version of the sandman."he giggled a bit at that image.

Dennis getting into the spirit added, "Well maybe she's just the mattress Queen."

Scion snorted at that, "Yes the mattress Queen. You buy her beds and you will always have a good night's sleep!" He declared as he kicked the recliner back to lay flat. He then rolled to his side and placed his hand on his hip, then speaks in a suggestive tone, "Who knows maybe she is the type who will do anything to get a sale."

"Only in your dreams Scion." Dennis countered, but in a playful tone. "Fun fact. Dream Queen is a strain of weed."

"Now that. hmf. will make you sleep!" Scion declared as he broke down into a laughing fit, even Dennis couldn't stop himself from snickering endlessly.

After several moments of this, Dennis in a more somber tone says, "It's good that Skaletor isn't here. He might not appreciate us mocking him and his Queen."

"Oh come on Dennis. We are in another dimension. There is no way the he is going to hear this. Plus. I could totally take him." Scion said with a cocky grin plastered to his face. Though Dennis was not impressed with his bravado, especially with his red nose and wet clothes. A reminder of his defeat by the man with a raft.
I was thinking this Park.



I will begin working on an IC post immediately, but as for how they get into a fight. I may borrow off the HQ and overhear her name, then proceed to make a very stupid comment about it. Something along the lines of the mattress Queen and maybe a brothel joke. I'm sure that will get someone there and then from that point it can be settled in a few words as Scion tries to talk himself out of it, but only to end up making the situation worse. Something like that is running in my mind.
Alighty then. Stance and I will follow suit. It may take me a moment since I haven't fought using him in at least a year.


OK. At risk of sounding very unknowledgable. What does "Stance" mean. Do you mean make an opening post? I would say given the word "Stance". This means start with the fight already in progress, but I'm just making sure.
OK. Since we have the fighters, then all we need is a field and to start fighting each other over egos. I may be feeling playful, but maybe a park. Have an audience of the baffled and scared. I'll even take an amusement or water park.
Oh no. Skal is strong. I am actually glad the non-lethal route is in effect, because I'm sure he could nuke Scion and Dennis pretty quickly if he actually went all out. I may have a large list a varied things, but those things were made to be balanced to mid-powered with non-lethality application for the most part.
Yes. a few times now and again just now. He is a very scary skeleton, throwing around a city of electricity, absorbing forest fires, can sense locations of moving things, and detect spatial anomalies. He has a lot going for him, but I think since we aren't trying to kill each other. That it won't be as bad.


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