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Okay, seriously, what the hell is with all the double, triple, and quintuple posts!!
Universal Time-Out.

Lady? What the hell just happened? You just posted like the same thing 5 times in a row.
Nemesis: *Tinkering and not caring*

Time: T-T they still hurt T-T

Space: Hmmm... the demon dog is no longer fluffy. My interest has waned.

???: Is it yet my turn to invade this RP?
Space: No. Not until one of us leaves. Three is plenty.
???: Very well. I shall wait until the time comes.

CW: Zzzzzzzzz... boobies... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... fly little birdies, fly... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Irish Tree said
IT: Sure thing Nem! What do you say we go develop a biological weapon and unleash it upon the general populace, wherein seeds generate inside of their bloodstream, then they'd absorb all the nutrients and fluids in their bodies, slowly converting them into mindless drones that can be bent to our will before they become carriers that generate more of the seeds! Or SimCity. I'm in kind of a Sim mood.


Nemesis: Ooooo!! That first one sounds fun. Hang on a minute! *Ruffles through her shadow, looking for something* Yah ta taaaaaah.... Dum di dum.... Trolololol.... Here it is! *Holds up a chip the same size and shape as a Megaman Battle Network Battle Chip... you know the ones (, and a device that kinda looked like an Operation Overdrive Tracker (This thing: ) only instead of buttons, it had slots* Okay... according to the dude I bought this from, I just insert the chip into the slot *Does this*, point it at an empty space *Does this, too*, and click the button *Aaaaand does this. Suddenly what looks like Matrix codes start flying out of it and constructing themselves into a shape. It's a building. A very large building. A massive high-tech laboratory. One that rivals Dexter's* Aaaaah... So THAT'S the Data Resolution technique. Anyways, come on! It's outfitted with everything we could ever need.

CW: Mmmmmm... nm nm nm nm nm.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *drool*
Time: *Still on the floor, craddling his marbles* T-T
Space: Oh, get up, ya big baby! I didn't hit you that hard

Nemesis: *Cocks head to the side in curiosity* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! You're funny. *Drops armor and starts strolling over to IT, laughing her ass off* Hahahahahahahahahahah!!! Hey-a! Wanna play a game of Cards Against Humanity? Or SimCity? Or with the lives of the populous?
Time: *Poofs away from Natsu and right into Sammy's face* Technically I'm not alive, so no... no you can't kill me. Also, I'm not teeeeechnically here, either. I'm just possessing my host. You see, The Council of Entities are faaaaaaaar too powerful to leave the Nexus, however we CAN affect the physical realms so long as we have a host. After all. We're abstract concepts. Nexion (The Supreme One) created us in pairs to govern the Multimension. Infinity and Eternity. Life and Death. Time, me, and Space. Order and Chaos. Creation and Destruction. Destiny and Fate. And Love and Hate. Obviously my cousin Love is working her magic on you. It's cute. In honor of that, I shall hold back Magnos from fulfilling his dirty old man fantasies. Hehehe *Poofs away and ends up on a hill a little ways away next to Space... who thwacks him upside the head* OW! What the hell, Sis?
Space: Idiot. You shouldn't have pissed him off. Nor should you have given him all that info on us. Technically WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!!! *Smashes Time in the nuts*
Time: T-T

Nemesis: Hmmm... I guess I got bored. Kreon couldn't entertain me, so I came here to screw around with CW. Plus you guys seem like fun. I was gonna kill you all, buuuuuut... You're too much fun! I think I'll spare you. Just like all those agents and detectives from the Washington D.C. branch of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, and the Miami branch of the Crime Scene Investigation unit, and the New York branch of the Special Victims Unit. Pffft... Law and Order, my ass. They all bought my story about being a victim. Well... except that Horatio guy, that Gibbs fellow, and the Benson chick. Anyways, why do you ask?
Sableyezer said
Sammy: (notices time and gives him the most menacing glare ever) Don't. Even. Think about it.


Time: *Winks at Sammy, then gropes Natsu's boobies* Mmmmm, soft and fluffy.

Sableyezer said
Sable: ok then. (walks closer to Nemesis) OOIIIII! NEMESIS!! I GOT A QUESTION FOR YA!!


Nemesis: Mmmmyeeees? How may I help you? n_n

The Irish Tree said
IT: That's terrible! No child should have to go without toilet paper! But, anyways, what would you like to play? I found a Clue board in the closet, and I thought you'd like that.*looks at Sable* HEY! Yelling is impolite.


No no. It's okay. He has a question. Go ahead and ask.
Dani: It is nice to be my normal self. But don't get used to it. I just needed a break. Best get back out there before they start wondering if we really are having sex. Oh, and could you please not tell anyone about this? Especially Natsu. I really don't want her to know the truth about me. *Opens hatch and starts climbing*

CW: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*flys towards Nemesis, who catches him*
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: Oh, relax, You know I can't kill you. If you die, I die. And I don't feel like dying.
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: *-_- Stop it.
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: Stop. It.
CW:-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: STOP IT!!
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: That's it. Stoppin' it myself *Brings arm down on CW's head.... really fucking hard*
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Thunk* aaa~aaa~aaaaa~aa~aaaaa~aaaaaaaaaa... *Thwomp*

Dani: Uh! *Eyes glaze over as she falls off ladder into Silas' arms*Thwomp*
Mal: Hrrgk! *Begins vibrating violently, shooting off random waves of Vibe as his power goes out of control, unitl...*Thwomp*

Space: Oh, dear... seems like Crimson falling unconscious has also knocked out the characters he has control over. Looks like only Me, Time, and Katherine are left.
Time: *Busy sneaking up behind Natsu to grope her boobies*

The Irish Tree said
IT: *smiles a bit* Sure thing! What do you want to play? Tag? Yahtzee? Pretend? I'm pretty sure everyone here likes to play pretend.Pickles: PICKLES LIKES TO PRETEND HE IS A PRETTY PRINCESS.Leonard: I like to pretend that I have a medical license.Toridus: I like to pretend that one day I can exist in the IC.Sokolov: Sokolov like to pretend his family not killed in front of him.


Nemesis: I don't pretend. I make things a reality. Like that time I killed my adoptive parents for taking away my ping-pong. Or the time I sold my baby brother to Freddy Krueger. Or the time I bought toilet paper because I was out.
CW: Who is she? More like what is she. She's pure evil. Literally, her soul is comprised of solely evil. The reason she looks like a 12 year old is because the being she broke off of had so little evil in him. As for her name. Katherine is the name she chose for herself. But... she prefers to go by...

???: Nemesis. It's fitting, don'tcha think? *Flicks fingers upwards as the goo encapsulates her body, forming into a massive 8 foot tall black knight-esque suit of armor* Let's play! I grow bored with Kreon.
Dani: Yeah. Just a little. I mean, sex is fun and all, but I'm not a nympho. Not really. *Takes jacket and puts it on* Thanks. *Blushes again at being called cute* No one's ever called me cute before. Well. Not since Grandpa. Hm? No. I still have my bottoms. I just took my top off to screw with their minds. Didn't work. Everyone ignored me. Yeah, the only time I wear a bra is when I'm wearing my tuxedo.

CW: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-Wait, what? *Turns around to see little girl, who adorably waves at him. A terrifying look of utter horror descends upon his face* Oh.... god,no. *Axe drops as CW runs towards Kang and the cage* KANG!!! GET AWAY FROM HER!!! NOW!!! DIMENSIONAL TECHS ONLY MAKE HER STRONGER!!!!

???: *Looks at cage* Hmhmhmhm.. You're so cute. Summoning a cage. *Places hand on it, melting it instantly* That wasn't very nice. *Her eyes begin to glow as an inky black shadow crackling with purple lightning starts to creep out from her, vaporizing anything it touches*
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