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11 mos ago
Current "May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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5 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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5 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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5 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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6 yrs ago
Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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Ight.
My 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 resolutions:



And you ask me about new year's resolutions?
My house smells like freshly baked cookies.


My apartment smells like rotten eggs from my friend's farts that kept hitting me like merciless slaps with a wet fish. I rather be in Hitler's gas chamber. And now that you've mentioned freshly baked cookies, I feel like you're flexing on me.

The author Gaston Leroux is definitely in my list thanks to his many creative horror stories. Hm let's see, J. R. R. Tolkien too, he paved the way for modern fantasy epics with magic and adventure and peril.
A silver ring with the name 'asshole' printed on the back of it.

<Snipped quote by Chasebloodcrest>

Now I want a coffee scented candle.

I'm kinda puzzled myself? Like what is she trying to remember by keeping.... candles?


I'm afraid to book other tickets to Japan and she'd just shove them in her handbag. Forever.
<Snipped quote by Chasebloodcrest>

Now I want a coffee scented candle.

I'm kinda puzzled myself? Like what is she trying to remember by keeping.... candles?


Girls are weird.
I went and bought some candles yesterday.

My room smells hella nice.


I bought a packet of coffee and vanilla candles for the girl I'm with and instead of using them, she stored them in her closet as a souvenir. I'm puzzled.
The Life and Times of Cleopatra Queen of Egypt by Arthur Weigall.
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