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11 mos ago
Current "May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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5 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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5 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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5 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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6 yrs ago
Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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Most Recent Posts

Fun fact about me: I like eggs.


Fried, boiled, or fertilized?
The wife asked me what I wanted for dinner. I respond with food item. She has dinner ready at the exact time I needed to leave. I had it today for lunch. Leftovers.


Tell me more about the married life. It seemed so fun.
Anytime I create a character that is blind I end up crying because of how sweet they are.


And then you think of a way to murder them.
Coq au vin.
I don't like gingerbread.
Socializing with family members.

They are kinda nice.
Banned for giggling. That's not fucking cute.
I love various sad and creepy quotes for some reason.


Because you're sad and creepy.
The Corona virus quarantine got everyone overthinking.
I hate porn.
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