I forgot to nail small kids in their foreheads with candy from my front door during Halloween.
Darcel
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Half Priest, Half Sinner.
STATUS: "May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024." 11 mos ago
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"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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5 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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5 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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5 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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6 yrs ago
Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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Why the fuck am I saying 'why the fuck'too much?
Why the fuck did I add salt in my coffee.
Why the fuck time flies so fast.
Uh, real ears or just a new Snapchat filter?
I can't decide between equestrianism or chess because both are my favourite.
What is the book/movie/anime/novel or whatever kind of story that made you question something you once believed in strongly?
What is the book/movie/anime/novel or whatever kind of story that made you question something you once believed in strongly?
Glass.
A trip around the world or in outer space?
A trip around the world or in outer space?
I applied to intern in a morgue. Our department chef decided to send me to a semen analysis lab instead--- for the second time.
Sometimes murder is okay.
Sometimes murder is okay.
I'm bored. Maybe I should blackmail Poseidon using my neighbor as a hostage.
i can watch scary movies all day and not jump once but the moment i hear that the weather is going to be bad storms i have bad anxiety attacks
Astraphobia?
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