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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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I'm a PS4 player. I bought XBox 360 and played a few games, always had fun I suppose, but I just used my PlayStation more and so that's where I wound up. I think I liked the controller better; it's not for everyone, so no biggie, this is just where I landed.I don't have an XB1 yet, but I've used one at my friend's place just a little bit. The voice controls are pretty awesome. And, for all the crap they got for their E3 presentation, the TV and social connections are actually kind of cool. It's not something you thought you wanted, but it's cool. Game selection, controller comfort, networking, etc. are going to come down to your preferences, and what your friends are doing. I love my PS4 -- I think the technical specs are *ever so slightly* on Sony's side, but not in any really significant way that's gonna bother you during play. X-Box One looks like X-Box Fun to me, so knock yourself out, I say.


Pretty much this.

I've had a few sessions on an X1, mostly playing Killer Instinct(Which is a great fighter) and it's a Gaming Console, which is cool.

To me, most of the games I play are multi-platform, so really all I can say is just buy the X1 if that's the console you want.
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I'd suggest Monkey3, they are a great instrumental metal focused band. Specifically go for "Birth of Venus." Gojira are great too, although I've only just gotten into them myself. just dabble a little into them.

One of my favourite bands of all time, Opeth. They are pretty fantastic. Stick with the albums Watershed, Heritage and Ghost Reveries. Plus the stoner metal era of Corrosion of Conformity. Deliverence, Wiseblood and America's Volume dealer are stellar albums. Breed 77 is a great British based Spanish/Latino Metal band. Mammal, an Australian Metal/Rock Band are also on my top list for recommending. And if you like, Karnivool is the next step. If you wanna go for something slow, heavy and dark as hell, Neurosis all the way, Honor found in Decay being my favourite album by them. If you like SOAD, I may suggest Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver and Knives Out! three bands that are really crazy and fun to listen to. More industrialized metal you prefer? Ministry, Rammstein, Twinzero and Pitchshifter maybe more up your ally.
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