Darog the Badger God Member
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STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 9 yrs ago
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I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg.
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Sorry to hear about this dude, hope you are okay.
KURO HAI! HOW ARE YOU!
Skull-Man watched closely, keepin an eye on one of Zakarr's men, tapping away at a console with accuracy and speed. Breaking down each tap and press into framed seconds, processing the information carefully and effectively. "Hey, I got it!" Skull-Man nudged the Vulcan out of his position and began to tap away himself. looking upon the screen, Skull-Man was looking for something in particular. "Don't worry guys! I'm on the case! I will find Hooked on a Feeling!" He retorted to the group. The Vulcan waited, Zakarr telling him to keep calm.
Zakarr looked to Ritchie, giving a uick glance over to everyone on the bridge. "Their locations? Tremor runs the Derelict Prison filled with our own people and rebel forces. We were meant to find a weapon within and use it against Malus himself. but we never found it in time. Tremor is physically gifted, a superb Hand to Hand combatant, and a Weapon Master. However he lost his psychic connection to our planet after he was cybernetically enhanced. He's a traitor, his treason is punishable by death!" Zakarr growled, keeping himself back from expressing more emotions than needed to at this moment. "You won't get through to him mentally or emotionally." Natasha was deep in thought at this moment, listening carefully to Zakarr’s analysis of the three targets. “Mias Ma is…more rooted in long range combat, preferring the use of guns. Though up close he’s fast and dishonourable, preferring the use of poisons and toxins he can create.” Zakarr stated once more.
“And Malus…only one piece of advice; do not let him catch you in his Alpha Fields…that’s the end for you.” Natasha headed over to the centre of the bridge. “So we have a brute, an agile fighter, and I assume the Mastermind, correct? We should probably split into teams when we get to Vulcan.” Natasha suggested. Red Dragon was in deep thought as he waited his chance to speak. “We need to establish what our own strengths and weaknesses are first, and then decided on what we want to do once we actually start the mission.” Red Dragon retorted. Natasha nodded in agreement. Skull-Man waved his arms to get the attention of team. “I’ve found it! Here we go!!” It was then the sudden chanting of Hooked on a Feeling’s intro could be heard throughout the ship. “Well I’m sure Hercules and I know Skull-Man’s number one strength; not dying at all” Skull-Man jumped out the seat. “Aaaand Photographic Reflexes, as long as it’s not magic, I can essentially learn something in a matter of minutes” Skull-Man explained with a slightly gleeful tone to his voice.
Be my cherry pie?
KB, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Also, working on it right now.
Also, working on it right now.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, gets shot and heals up whilst resting for two days and then leaves on the evening of monday. Why is that?
idlehands said
No question, just a weird observation and probably caused by too much Monster today. But when I glance at your avatar I think it's some edgy version of Yosemite Sam.
Made me chuckle, not gonna lie xD.
I'm good, usual family issues and all that. Nice to know you're doing well ^^.
Would rather be a Blind Space Dragon or a deaf Kung Fu Master immortal god?
Would rather be a Blind Space Dragon or a deaf Kung Fu Master immortal god?
Cpt Toellner said
What was your first beer?
It was this v
It's literally the worst beer you can drink.
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