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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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Disciple Cain said
The Xbox One and PS4 overpowering the Wii U, in my opinion, has jack dick to say about it's gaming capabilities. I was on the testing team from before they called it the One (which we all fucking groaned at), and can tell you that, through all that time and the launch titles we saw go through... I actually can't remember if the One actually has any fucking games. And the PS4. Has Sony released any games for that yet?I mean, Nintendo really likes their first party products and so do I. Maybe that's why I can never remember what games the other two systems have. If they do have any. None of the games felt memorable. The ones that did fucking sucked. Don't get me wrong, Killer Instinct was memorable, but I already own it on the SNES, and the sort-of-free-to-play gimmick they're rolling with just kind of pisses me off. Oh and Spinal wasn't out at launch. What the fuck is that about. Personally I'd go Wii U or PC. Or both. Because I like to be able to just play my fucking games, and if I want to watch DVDs I'll use my damn disc drive. Oh and I can actually think of a number of Nintendo games I'd love to play with friends, whereas I can't think of any games at all for the PS4 or Xbone. But that's just me.


What are you even talking about? I understand your preference, I truly do, but no games for PS4 or the Xbox One? have you been living under a rock? there are games out for them. No Launch is perfect, if that's what you mean, even the Wii-U's launch was just as bad.
Larfleeze said
Of course you do...


You know, I don't know if I like that tone of yours, sooooooo...
GTFO and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out
Aragorn said
Fairy Tail.


Up to episode 9 XD it's real good
Lucian said
Games: The Metal Gear Solid series. Fallout, of course. I'd also recommend picking Skyrim up if you have't played the DLC. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver holds up, if you're not a stickler for graphics. Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and the lot are also quite good.Movies: Not sure what you're into, but I'd suggest Jacob's Ladder, John Dies at the End, and the Man of Steel movie was really good. I'dd also recommend watching (or more likely re-watching) The Matrix trilogy, as that shit remains fucking awesome.Shows: Try Lost, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, and some of the others you likely hear about a lot. Chances are you hear about them often because they're good. That said, if you watch Supernatural, stop after the first ending. You'll know what I'm talking about.


Half I've seen, the others not so much, adding them to the list ^^
Kaga said
Oh and also, Samurai Champloo - another great anime from the director of Cowboy Bebop.


Shit, that's been on my list for ages.Thank ye for the suggestions Kaga.

BrobyDDark said
Sorry, couldn't resist.Space Dandy is a great show, even though it's the most ridiculous thing I've seen thus far.Toriko is great if you like shounen stuff.Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders is also great.If you like mysteries, Castle is a good show.If you like science fiction, then Defiance is also pretty good.


Thank you! Adding the stuff onto my list. I did start to watch Defiance a while back, never got around to finishing it, will do though.

Doivid said



hmmmm,,,,interesting, thanks tripz ^^
Cpt Toellner said
You could make your spamfiction...


It's a slow process, I don't want to rush into it.
BrobyDDark said
Boku no Pico.


I know exactly what this is, you fucker....

natsumehack said
higurashi no naku koro ni


Well, thank for you for the suggestion.

Kaga said
Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Attack on Titan are all really good animes imho. Also, I recommend Adventure Time if you haven't given it a try yet - it's a bit brighter and more colorful than what you seemed to be looking for but it makes a lot of nods and references to typical RPG tropes so I thought you might enjoy it for that.


Love Trigun, need to finish Cowboy Bebop and Attack on Titan!

I've heard good things about Adventure Time, I shall keep an eye out!
I should really start reading again, I just really have to be in the mood for it.
You should try going on a murder spree. Become America's(or wherever you live) next top serial killer.
I'd like some suggestions from y'all on a few things because I've finished a couple of movies, games and shows recently.

Games - Anything thats an RPG, Action/Adventure and such.

Movies - Fantasy, Martial Arts, Anything that isn't a joke suggestion(The Room, Troll 2, Jack and Jill, etc)

Shows - Anime or not, something along the lines of the above.
Eww Doctor Who.
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