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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Idlehands → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Doivid said
ugh that is the worst.I bet they wont even let you listen to music.

Might be heaven if it's your music,

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Smiral said
ITT:

Thank god someone had to post this.

Really, this argument is dumb, just the shut the fuck up all of you?

In Idlehands → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Nothing to do with you, bub.

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In Atheism 2.0 - Atheism using Religions perks. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

So Boerd said
So much for your knowledge in science. "Herbivores eat both."

Fix'd it for ya buddy.

"Why thank you, Darog"

you're welcome, Bored, happy to help *pats Bored on the head*

In Xbox One → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Disciple Cain said
It's called being facetious. Titanfall is a nice game and all, but it won't push a console to me for how expensive the console itself is. Dead Rising 3 is also fun, but again, I wouldn't buy a console for it. I thought I made it really, really transparent and obvious that I was just being a punk about Sony and MS. Guess the... joke is on you???I just can't think of a lot of games I would start playing with all my friends at game night. Anything From the console we'd all just usually play on PC. GTA V is also grameat but, again, PC MASTER RACE and all that. The idea is that if there are enough games appealing to you on a console, get that console. If you aren't buying more than maybe three or four games, you really should just get a cheap gaming PC and get all your games cheaper with far more functionality.

Oh, okay, now that makes more sense lol. I do agree with on Titanfall and Dead Rising 3, both of those games did not appeal to me in the slightest. I personally prefer single player games, because, well, I love them. I keep fighting games such as Tekken, Street Fighter and shit for friends and online play because they aren't nearly as bad as CoD or Battlefield(to a lesser extent). Also, I had a cheap gaming PC before, and lolno, they are fuckin worse than a laptop for playing games, if you get one prebuilt that is. Also, I'm confused at the three or four games sentence, do you mean if you aren't buying three or four games a month or so? or do you mean if you the library doesn't consist of that many games? Because, if it's the former, some games aren't cheap, so it makes it harder to do that a month lol.

on a more personal level, the whole "PC MASTER RACE" Bullshit is just as bad as the Console fanboyism.

Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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