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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Sassy retorts from Idlehands → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

idlehands said
Those fleshy little parrots.

SO JUST IGNORE MY POST, I DON''T CARE

;_;

In Calling all Spammer from other countries (Excluding Scotland, Ireland, England, and Canada) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

idlehands said
And the lack of pointy teeth.

But there's a bunch of european cultures with vampires doe...

In I CAN'T STOP EATING → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Hank said
lol mexican foodHere in Europe, we all indulge in glorious Turkish/Levantine cuisine. Shishkebab and doner for dayyssss.

Fuckin [2]

I love me a delicious shishkebab on the weekends

Kyuki said
I'm sorry but I think I pissed myself reading this.Oh Drago.

Always happy to make someone laugh 8D

In Sassy retorts from Idlehands → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Hank said

I think this clarifies the question, "What if Dwayne Johnson was cast as Voldermort?"

In Sassy retorts from Idlehands → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I like her ass.

Dat ass...

Dat sass....

Dat mass....

In I CAN'T STOP EATING → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Well, Lowkey.

That's because you're a fatty.

a Fatty bumbatty.

In The Fappening → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

What the hell is this? Why should I care? Give me a reason why I should?

Actually no.

I don't give a flying fuck.

In So I was hanging out in my dorm room → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Obviously this is the work of a thousand year old demonic curse, to which now you will be forever cursed for all eternity.

How do you feel about that?

In Faith No More to release a new album after 18 years → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

So yeah! new FNM Material will be coming out in 2015, they've already debuted two new songs live, "Motherfucker" and "Superhero(Leader of Men" at their festival appearance this year.

Who else is a a FNM Fan? are you looking forward to a new album?

In I Guess it Has Only Been A Few Months → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Svenn said
I never remember anyone

That's because you are a subhuman sewer dweller.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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