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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Spam, I don't post much but.. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

idlehands said
Why do you y'all leave your Bioncles on the floor anyway? They're fucking landmines.

BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING WITH MINE, ALRIGHT?!

Also, I loved to mixmatch mine together creating freaks and abominations of the Bionicle world.

In Collective nouns for animals → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

A bullshit of Politicians.

In Spam, I don't post much but.. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

K-97 said
Yay. Spam love!!!I'd like to add, a normal Lego brick is one thing but I had the unfortunate experience of stepping on a completed Bionicle (for those that don't know, think giant lego action figure). Not only was the pain unimaginable but all my hours of work was destroyed.

Fuckin [2]

Shit the amount of times I stepped on my Bionicles ;_;

In Shows I've been watching: → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Awson said
I don't know why I can't get into any fucking anime recently.I caught an episode of SAO a long time ago and thought it was lame. My friend's convinced my to watch it and so I did. It ended up okay overall, but I was not on board for all the animu drama. I watched a bit of SAO 2 but then stopped after episode ten. Right when the animu drama in the cave really went down.Anime tropes are killing me. I want to watch anime but ugh.Psychopass was pretty good actually. Though some parts really annoyed me. I think it might have been the overall story's logic combined with individual character logic. But I will acknowledge the possibility of the problem being me over-thinking things. Kill La Kill is alright. I watched a few episodes and stopped. There's a pretty good chance that I'll continue, but it hasn't really hooked me. Another trope I don't like is school-centric animu. I also don't like a lot of animu comedy but Kill La Kill is p. good in that department. I dunno.I haven't tried Fairy Tail because the name is fucking lame. Yeah, that's right. That is actually my reason. That and it sorta looks to have the same feel as Soul Eater at first glance. Including having the same audience. And Soul Eater just seems too immature with dumb jokes and shitty shit.I know that there is a slew of Seinen anime I could watch, but I have a hard time getting into those for other reasons.I just want cool... not faggy anime :(It's so hard.

Gungrave, Ghost in the Shell, Monster, Baccano!, Darker than Black and Sengoku Basara(Although it's basically the Over the Top Ridiculousness but none of the dumb jokes)

In Guess who started downloading mods. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Larfleeze said

This was a mistake...

Looks like they have a.....

....*puts on shades*

A BONE to pick with you!

Goodnight everybody!

In Spam, I don't post much but.. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Go burn your hand on a waffle maker.

In Shows I've been watching: → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I've just picked up Luther, which I've enjoyed so far, Idris Elba is just so gosh darn awesome!

I've been catching up on my british movies, honestly

You guys should watch Dom Hemmingway and Filth.

In Collective nouns for animals → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

A camp of Jews.

In Collective nouns for animals → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Derpestein said
An exodus of man bear pigs?A horde of yetis?A feet of big foot's?

A dumb of idiots?

In What video games are you looking forward to being released? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Witcher 3 - Because I fell in love with this series.

Super Smash Bros - I've always enjoyed these games

New Zone of The Enders/Zone of The Enders 3 - One can dream...

Metal Gear Solid 5:The Phantom Pain - I dunno, this looks to be the darkest one yet...

Shadow of Mordor - as mentioned, the nemesis system is gonna be amazing.

Mortal Kombat X - I love this series.

Guilty Gear Xrd - return of Guilty Gear? YES FUCKIN PLEASE!

next Blazblue Game - great fighting game series.

Final Fantasy XV - If this game is not better than XIII, I will not be going back to this series.

Legend of Korra - Platinum Games + Avatar = my dream...

Dragon Age: Inquisition - Same deal with FFXV.

Persona 5/Persona 4 Arena: Ultimax Edition - yeah, I love this series.

Freedom Wars

Bayonetta 2

Bloodborne

Battleborn

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Tekken 7

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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