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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In I always forget to keep coming back here. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Walker of Darkness said
Hood+face mask=Best head slot item

I was just talking to Grif about how awesome that combo is, wtf.

but defo [2]

In Purity Test → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Hank said
45.I should get around to fucking my girlfriend in the butt.

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In I always forget to keep coming back here. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

TP said
It's so fucking sex. Like, I want to take it on right now.I can say I've made one good looking female with a character creator. Demon's Souls. Took 3 hours, but I did it. Just to wear a helmet the rest of the game.

Same here. I'm a sucker for masks and helmets.

In What if :The RP Guild was a wizard guild? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Magic Magnum said
[2] The Guild are big on people on like to sit down and write a lot.But being a wizard requires you to sit down and read a lot, and often sacrifice any kind of social life for the sake of better magic.And if you base it off things like Fate Zero... Your potential to be a wizard is mainly dependent off your blood. So you can genetically be a horrible or great wizard.

I'd happily sacrifice my social life in researching the dark arts, immortality, plague spells etc.

Being a mage/wizard would be dope as fuck.

Thieves can suck my fat staff.

In sometimes → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

TP said
Less concerned about fitting into the world. Your world that is. Cause it doesn't really matter anymore.

Not it really doesn't matter anymore. None of this really matters anymore. Yes I'm alone, then again, I always was. Far back as I can tell, I think maybe it's because, because you weren't really real, to begin with.

In Purity Test → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

In I always forget to keep coming back here. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Marik said
Hey TP, you been hearing about the new Dragon Age? That fucking character creator man… I can proudly say that it turns me on.

And then you try to make a person that looks at least partially human, and then give up, with a thing that looks like its face was smashed through a wall of broken glass.

In Redneck Simulator 2k15/Good Games? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Well, I'd keep until you can get Shadow of Mordor for the ports that have the Nemesis System, really, that's what makes the game super great.

In Img= No Words, Only pictures → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

You guys, this should be in the spam section, not OT.

In Korra Book 4 trailer → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Larfleeze said
That's my secret, K-97, I'm always hyped...

I'm going to nickname you "The Incredible Hype" from now on.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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