Grif of Hearts said
You don't know the half of it...
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Cpt Toellner said
Lay down the law, make sure they know who's in charge, never be flexible abound theatre students.
Kaga said
...What?I mean, are you just asking us to throw together two random nouns? Regardless of whether or not the two together make any sort of sense? (Old Spice and octagons? The fuck is that supposed to mean?) Cuz if so... there is no humor in that.
Magic Magnum said
You use imagination. For example an Octagon uses the power of Old spice to make eight suns.
Foxxie said
This thread is too space-age for me.
Dervish said
Your avatar is kind of perfect for this.Also, this thread is as awful as the moldy bread I found lurking in my pantry today.
Azarthes said
Magic Magnum said
This thread needs to get more festive.(I'm kind of on an air horn song binge atm)
Cpt Toellner said
He's trying to be randumb, activating our hatred of it, so then he can pull the "no lol! I was trolling you the whole time!" defense.
Magic Magnum said
I'm just trying to have fun dude.Sorry if you saw it as a troll attempt though.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Aza and Derp
Azarthes said
I still don't understand this threadI don'tget it likeis it a gameis it a discussion thread is it a meta thread?is it non-content? I don'tlookAza and Derp best ship 2014Azastein Derpenthes
Kaga said
I support this ship.
idlehands said
Because it hasn't been explained or anything already.
Foxxie said
Azastein could be something I support.It upsets me that this is the only odd pair to come out of this thread, though.
Kaga said
Your avatar is always just so perfect.
Rare said
Let's derail this thread!
Foxxie said
But what would be the fun in that when we could be making noxious hybrids instead?
Nouns + imagination + Space + Avatar +
+ Hatred + Troll + Derp + Game+ Ship + Anything + Support + Perfect + Thread + Hybrids. Nouns of Imagination are part of the Space Avatar, despite him being confused at all the excessive hatred that the Troll gained from the time he did a Derp during a game of Battle Ship. He wanted to do Anything for the Support of his haters. He even created a Perfect thin Thread for those pesky turle Hybrids.
Did I do it right?
I don't like cats doe...
Remake Blood Omen into Skyrim-esque Open World RPG in which you play as Kain with all these cool powers. but with the combat of something that's not as clunky, robotic and downright visually boring.
Smiral said
it's also one of the best places to watch midget amputee prostitutes beat the shit out of each other
I like where this is going...
Skull-Man gave a high-five to Hercules. "Once we get back to Earth, I'm taking you up on that Glider offer" Skull-Man retorted with thumbs up. Skull-Man then marched towards the shuttles. "Don't worry comrades, we shall take it to the enemy and kill their butts!" Skull-man said in a very cartoon-esque impression of President JFK. "HAAAhahahahaaa, sorry, I sometimes crack myself up!" He laughed, entering the shuttle alongside Ritchie. Zakarr looked on, confused from Skull-Man's antics. Red Dragon sniggered a little. "You'll get used to him....well, it's what I keep telling myself." Red Dragon watched as everyone moved, going with their commander's orders, getting ready to stage one last stand against Malus and his forces. "So what is exactly our role in this mission?" Red Dragon asked bluntly. Zakarr glanced at Red Dragon and then towards Allison. "We will distract the main forces away from the others. We cannot advance without their success." Zakarr explained. He knew the risks he was taking, but looking upon the determined faces of his people and the newly required allies, he knew they'd have a chance of success. Red Dragon relaxed more. "It will be nice to put my abilities to the test, and to see how far I can push myself." Red Dragon stretched out, cracking his knuckles too.
Natasha marched over to the shuttle she was going to be riding in, seeing the young man named Walter already there. She smiled slightly, chance to see just what a Silocon Manipulating "Anomaly" could do. "I think it's a strange team up. But I do hope you can keep up. And please refrain from using ice or cold puns. The last time I helped Skull-Man, that's all he would do." she sighed. "Skull-Man will drive you up the wall and really make you want to murder him....but he's always been there for me...maybe I'll tell you the whole story one day" she smiled at Walter and winked too, just as the shuttle zoomed from the docked ship and out to the wasteland of what's left of Planet Vulka. Natasha looked out of the window, seeing the desolate waste. "I bet this place used to be beautiful...such a shame really" She said, unsure what to think about the situation at hand. She wondered if the planet could really recover from this, or if the damage done was too much to for the planet to heal from.
~~~Malus~~~
Malus looked out to the Planet Vulka, seeing it in it's decadent state, he could not help himself from picturing his own planet in the same condition. "This is the only solution to save my home, drastic solutions need fool proof solutions. If none of the Elder Council will take action, then it's down to me." Malus said with a tone of frustration and a burning hatred for his own home's government. His hands firmly behind his back turning towards one of his many minions, a cyborg scout that bowed before him. "My lord...Zakarr has landed Vulka...he has brought some new allies too....humans" Malus listened carefully, going through many possible outcomes and situations that may happen. "Thank you for the intel, let Tremor and Mias know of this too. They need to prepare themselves for a battle." Malus' arm then crossed over his chest. "Prince Zakarr...what are you planning?"
Natasha marched over to the shuttle she was going to be riding in, seeing the young man named Walter already there. She smiled slightly, chance to see just what a Silocon Manipulating "Anomaly" could do. "I think it's a strange team up. But I do hope you can keep up. And please refrain from using ice or cold puns. The last time I helped Skull-Man, that's all he would do." she sighed. "Skull-Man will drive you up the wall and really make you want to murder him....but he's always been there for me...maybe I'll tell you the whole story one day" she smiled at Walter and winked too, just as the shuttle zoomed from the docked ship and out to the wasteland of what's left of Planet Vulka. Natasha looked out of the window, seeing the desolate waste. "I bet this place used to be beautiful...such a shame really" She said, unsure what to think about the situation at hand. She wondered if the planet could really recover from this, or if the damage done was too much to for the planet to heal from.
Malus looked out to the Planet Vulka, seeing it in it's decadent state, he could not help himself from picturing his own planet in the same condition. "This is the only solution to save my home, drastic solutions need fool proof solutions. If none of the Elder Council will take action, then it's down to me." Malus said with a tone of frustration and a burning hatred for his own home's government. His hands firmly behind his back turning towards one of his many minions, a cyborg scout that bowed before him. "My lord...Zakarr has landed Vulka...he has brought some new allies too....humans" Malus listened carefully, going through many possible outcomes and situations that may happen. "Thank you for the intel, let Tremor and Mias know of this too. They need to prepare themselves for a battle." Malus' arm then crossed over his chest. "Prince Zakarr...what are you planning?"
mdk said
I loved Gungrave. Midway through the series they radically alter everything with a pseudo-science breakthrough and it was like..... I mean, show was *fine* before that, then they changed the game and it was still interesting and good, but just a whole lot weirder. Still very high quality show.... but if you like the first half, you're not going to like the second half as much, and vice versa.
I concur verily. I just love how the Villain was not so evil as you first thought. And man, when he breaks down and tears, I had feels
Derpestein said
Butmadokamagicaheadchompwaahwaaahimgoingtocryfanboytearsnow
I said "almost" I have not seen Madoka at all, but a lot people I know who have said its good. I've been on the fence about it because ewmagicalgirls,
Gungrave - Snail paced, but god damn the character development in this show is soo fuckin good. Plus the story and characters themselves are damn good, the ending is rather depressing leaving you sorta Wtf about it. Great anime, would recommend a watch.
Naruto/Bleach - They suffer from a plot that was meant to be ended in at the most 100 episodes, but got dragged the fuck down with pure bullshit. The fighting scenes are very well down and a few villains are really great. Their main protagonists are dogshit too. Naruto gets points for having an interesting setting/lore to the whole thing. Can't recommend it, honestly.
almost every Magical Girl Anime I can think of -
Guyver: Bio Boosted armor(2008) - A good Sci-Fi anime in which the main guy dies twice in it. Can't really say anything other than it's a worth a check out t least.
Naruto/Bleach - They suffer from a plot that was meant to be ended in at the most 100 episodes, but got dragged the fuck down with pure bullshit. The fighting scenes are very well down and a few villains are really great. Their main protagonists are dogshit too. Naruto gets points for having an interesting setting/lore to the whole thing. Can't recommend it, honestly.
almost every Magical Girl Anime I can think of -
Guyver: Bio Boosted armor(2008) - A good Sci-Fi anime in which the main guy dies twice in it. Can't really say anything other than it's a worth a check out t least.
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