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Current I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg.

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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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@Foxxie Yep! Essentially a former B-Ranked Spirit Hunter is losing himself after getting his partner killed in a Berserker ambush. at the start of the RP he's been isolating himself and becoming more crazy. After the run of the mill "Time to see if we can team up and be good partners" fight with a generico=Berserker, we will go into the arc if that's okay?
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Hug me.
I have two, to be honest with ya.

"Lester The Molester Cocknstuff"

"Mister Sister Fister"

"The Prodigy"

Name: Ryo Hattori
Age: 18
Rank: C
Bio:
Hattori is carefree and kind whilst also being arrogant and cocky towards his skill and abilities as a Spirit Hunter. Born as a product of two great rivaling Yokai Families merging into one, super powerful, and mega-rich in the human world, Hattori is the youngest child of four other siblings, each one a Spirit Hunter of worth. Hattori possesses the unique ability of having both Family powers, The Muramasa Blood Gift and The Orochi Flames, a first and apparently only occurrence after the unification event. As such since he can remember he has always trained in the use of these gifts to become one of the best of the Yokai side of Spirit Hunter. Hattori however, wants to live is own life, and by his own rules, something that irks both his parents that almost brought great shame upon him. He has since enrolled in the Japan Branch of The Spirit Hunter Organisation as a Rank C rookie. Despite most of the other rookies believing him to be rather "stuck up" in his manners, it is simply that he does not know how to interact well with others.

He has since got his own apartment that he's sharing with his as of yet unknown partner.
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"Muramasa Blood Gift" - an old power passed down through the Ryo Family for generations. Hattori is able to change parts of his body into dark blades, protruding to any length he desires. While most in his family are able to change all of their limbs into these blades, Hattori is only currently able to change his two limbs at a time. The blade itself can generate powerful gusts of slicing winds.

"Flames of Yamata No Orochi" - the second gift he gained from the unification of the Ryo and Igami Yokai Families. Hattori can created powerful red flames at his will, most often he uses it to give his Muramasa blades a distinctive edge against his foes.

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"The Raging Tiger"


Name: Toyotomi Daigo
Age: 26
Rank: A
Bio:

Daigo was orphaned ever since he could remember. A guardian left with the task to look after him at an early age gave him to the "Tiger Monks" a sect of powerful spiritually attuned Shaolin that have made their home upon Mt Fuji. He spent most of his time training and studying, and occasionally just laying about. It wasn't until he reached the age of fifteen was he granted the choice of becoming a practitioner of either the "Open Palm Stance" or "Closed Fist Stance", but as it turned out, he was able to learn both. While no living monk has ever been able to properly utilize both stances effectively, they gave Daigo the benefit of the doubt. Not only did he learn them, he excelled further, mastering them at the age of eighteen. He was considered a beast, and thus those that vowed to protect and care for him, reluctantly had to banish him.

He was shortly found the current Head of the Japanese Branch of Spirit Hunter and recruited within the ranks to hunt down Berserkers and any known allies to them. Despite his laid-back, almost lazy like nature, Daigo is one of the top Spirit Hunters, often known to take out his targets with superb precision, allowing to rise to the A-Rank Division in no time. He has chose Miko so he can mentor her, and eventually pass on his knowledge to her. He often tries to get her come out of her shell, to mixed reactions.

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"The Five Tigers Style: Open Palm and Closed Fist Stance"

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"The Healer"


Name: Sezuki Miko
Age: 19
Rank: B
Bio: WIP
Powers/Abilities: WIP

Just posting here for the both of us xD. Introduction coming soon.

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I will add an intro over the weekend and work on my characters, Foxxie!
Well I remember my first be-

Drago

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y u do dis 2 me?
You know, I feel that this thread should come with a "WARNING: DO NOT TRY THESE SUGGESTIONS IN REALITY."

jussayin.
Seriously considering giving up at this point if we have to pretend to be idiots to fuel a bit of fun.


I know this feel. You aren't alone brutha.
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@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Must've seen a different Ant-Man, then. Ant-Man was one of the better MCU Movies, to be honest.
I smart.
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