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I agree that Belruac would be a good parent candidate...now, who'd be crazy enough amongst gods to make a child with her? Or...Desperate, I guess. Pacts for babies might be a thing. Or a pact to pet an adorable kitty turned into a lovecraftian magic ritual that resulted in the 2nd laziest cat with god-powers ever. I could even see a possible connection to Ull'Yang, given that Physical Space can be linked to cosmic space. Don't know who'd be brave enough to do the do with the sun, but they'd have my respect.

Astarte maybe as well, just because of her personality.


I volunteer Logos to stick his dick in crazy to map a portal jumping cat bastard.

...God I never thought I'd write those words. Wormholes ARE apart of physics yonow.
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Organise an Empire is fair enough, but in the stone age? With your own stone spears, huts, pool and hookers? Without any food source bar what you can hunt? I think anything resembling an Empire will have to wait a while xP
Don't mean to rain on your parade or anything, but we're a ways off, and I haven't permitted development beyond the Stone Age on Galbar yet. If you want to get to the early bronze age, go to Arcon.


You know what? Fuck you guys. I'm going to go make my own empire! With blackjack. And hookers! 'know what, forget the empire!

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I know, but Vulamera worries that the Supreme Asshole of Change will corrupt him


Don't worry. Logos will set him as straight as an arrow. Spoil the sword composed of singularity black holes, spoil the child afterall...
Almost no one noticed the Koffing that hovered out from behind the head of Raikou’s float. Almost. However, just as it puffed itself up to release its Sludge attack, Jingle caught a glimpse of it. Look out! she shouted to Lucas, launching a Confusion attack that intercepted the rocketing Sludge. Though her psychic powers would not suffice to stop the Sludge completely, they could at least slow its progress and grant the precious needed moments for Lucas to avoid the sneak attack.

The avatar of Lugia whirled around as the voice rang in his mind, his fingers suddenly splayed for an ice beam that never came. His eyes widened in surprise as he saw what exactly was headed for him and the avatar flung himself to the ground all too late: the bottom length of his hair became drenched in the purple sludge. Almost immediately the bile rose in the back of his throat, as the overwhelming stench of the Koffing’s sludge infused itself around him.

With a quivering breath, Lucas tried to still his mind as he rose on trembling legs. While he found his balance, Jingle flew forward, using Wrap to bind the Koffing, then plummeting toward the ground as if to slam it. Unfortunately, the Koffing saw through her plan and began to spin violently.

Jingle’s grip was far from strong enough, and she unwound from around the Poison-Type, being flung high into the air. Continuing to whirl around like a top, the Koffing bowled toward Lucas with an unorthodox form of Tackle.

Cerulean eyes narrowed in cold fury at the approaching attack, and Lucas’s mind found the Koffing’s own. Lucas waited until the last possible moment to step away, hands extended to take the blow of the Tackle. He grunted as the Koffing slammed into him, but his hand found purchase on the pokemon’s form: it was all the time Lucas needed for an Extrasensory to pierce the Koffing’s mental barrier. The pokemon recoiled as if struck, and Lugia’s avatar raised the Koffing above his head and slammed it into the concrete.

Lucas spared a glance for the still shaken Chimeco as she drifted down, and took his eyes off of the bouncing Koffing for a fatal few seconds. “Are you alright, little one?” He asked, through their connection.

“A little uneasy after that, but I’ll--KAZE!!!” she shouted as the purple kickball of a pokemon bounced toward the unconscious avatar, glowing with the same light as the others that had self-destructed.

Lucas’s eyes snapped back to his quarry, his face the color of ash as he realized what would occur.

‘Stupid…’ the man swore to himself as he attempted to sprint forward, the blue aether of Dragon Rush springing his step. The Koffing’s glow grew brighter. [i]Bounce]/i]. Another few feet towards the unconscious boy.

‘I am so stupid… forgive me, oh Arceus forgive me…’ Lucas pleaded as each second ticked by as an eternity. His feet pounded the concrete, fissures erupting with each step as he sought to gain the lead.

Now time to kick it away. Another bounce. The glow’s crescendo.

‘...give me this…’

In the moment before her vision was clouded by smoke and fire, Jingle could have sworn she saw a pair of great silver wings wrap around Kaze’s still form as Lucas, the avatar of Lugia, threw himself upon the boy.

And then he knew no more.
@poog the pig Methinks a certain demigod needs to be taught his place in the Natural Order before he rules anything. That, or many more discipline lessons.
*wonders which side Logos fits on other than his own* So... is it safe to say that Galabar is going to become a warscape hell soon?
@Rtron, I have a quick comment to make about your usage of Brush Beasts. Take a little look at this:



The image you used for Grot shows that humans are the perfect size to pop into his mouth like candy. I would not say that there's much distortion based on distance in terms of size. So, he's pretty big. But in your post you described him picking up Brush Beasts (which wouldn't cower. They're like cows in terms of intelligence, and cows don't do much of anything even when patiently queued for the slaughterhouse) and chowing down on them in only a couple of bites. Take a look at this:



As luck would have it, humans are about the size of their mouths, too, but their mouths are tiny compared to their bodies. Do you see what I'm getting at? Brush Beasts are bigger than Grot. Even if he attempted to eat a baby Brush Beast, it would be like a human trying to eat a dachsund. You'd be better off chowing down on Feathered Slouches like ham sandwiches than Brush Beasts.

Slough doesn't have much going for her or her creations when it comes to interactions between them and other gods or their creations, but Brush Beasts deserve some respect for their size. They're ludicrously huge and tough. Even something I've got planned, which is absolutely enormous, would not attempt to kill a Brush Beast even if it could.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S THE KING IN BLACK.

*screams internally as he hides behind Clarent*

That's uh... that's the Big Bad from a past RP. Same image.
@Rtron@Mardox@Hael

You need to understand; I sort of genuinely loved the first book when I read it. Past tensed, loved. Was it a blatant rip off of Starwars with some LOTR mixed in? Yeah, but it felt... I dunno. Higher stakes. The last dragon egg... a city hidden in the mountains... a shade.

It felt real. It felt like someone who had found something and they were way over their heads. The writing was stilted at times, but looking past it's obvious sources, the tale was good palatable fantasy fair.

As time went on, NOTHING mattered and rather than grow or branch out or chang things up, Paolini clung to the same safe series of tropes, themes and cliches to define his book.

Eragon isn't the last dragon rider. Sapphira wasn't even the last dragon egg. Eragon is the son of the bad guy. A certain teacher was actually his father all along. Eragon gets a powerup. Eragon gets ANOTHER powerup. Eragon goes super saiyan, and so forth.

Him defeating the Razac was bitter sweet. Was happy he got his revenge, but it just felt... lacking.

By third book, he now fully well has a lightsaber and he puts down a fucking shade, A SHADE, with as much pizzaz as me taking out the trash on tuesday. The same feat required a long struggle, a climactic build up, and dropping a goddamn giant crystal on it to kill it in the first book.

Hell, even dragon death meant little mow. They get a damn gem to chill out with in. And how many are those left? Hundreds. How many eggs? Well over a hundred.

When I read that part of the 4th book, I had to put it down. I knew what was coming: more powerups. I didn't return to the book for well over two months.

When Galbartorix whipped out his McGuffin of evil, the Name, I seethed in anger. Because of COURSE we had to make the stakes about the entirety of reality. When Eragon defeated him and took the Name for himself and more or less became God... I gave up. Made a list of what I thought would happen and skimmed the rest of the book. Was right on every one of them.

Dwarves and urgals became dragon riders. The love interest became dragon rider. Eragon left the continent. Ect. Ect.

The series almost killed any love I had foe dragons. Instead of treating them as creatures of awesome might, they became commonplace. Instead of being powers, they became just another weapon. Instead of being characters with growth... I could file each one under a trope role.

I could forgive the first book for its stolen plot and cliches; it filled me a sense of wonder and excitement I had not read since Cornelia Funke's Dragonrider. By book two it was gone and I was being slammed by philosophy by someone who obviously thought they were clever by having just taken a college course.

By book four, the author was pissing on the memory of the grave book one and the innocent, guilty pleasure it was.

I like powerful characters. I like fight sequences and fantasy. I even like cliches and tropes. The Inheritance Cycle suceeding in failing to do all of those correctly. After book one, never do you feel again that the stakes mattered, that consequences matter, or that they'll even be a struggle. It's just... all handed to the hero chosen by fate apparently. I felt cheated and betrayed.
@Lugubrious Eh, I have a very short post I'd like to throw up in later this afternoon for Slough week. What can I say, it's been a slow week!

*grins at the camera as canned laughter players*
@poog the pig The Inheritance Cycle RUINED thay concept for me. I can't help but think of dragon riding with disdain anymore. :/
Hmm, yeah... I'm gonna need about two dozen of those dragons. For... reasons.

...look, I can't train heroes on honey badgers and irate squirrels alone. They NEED a challenge
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