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kapuchu@Infamous Empath
No he won't. Get with the times...
"Greetings. You've reached the voice mail box of "KGold Investing LLC". Your call may be monitored and or recorded for quality assurance purposes, or more likely, for my own amusement. To access our automated response system, press star one now. To access your account, please say or press your thirteen-digit personal account number, which is located in the upper-right-hand corner in the middle section of the page that accompanies your bill, which you probably didn't save. To obtain investor information, press star two now. To hear our website address, press star three. To hear a pep talk from our vice president for speculative investments, press star four. To speak to someone about your account who will relay your message to someone else who will get back to you in three or four days, press star five. To hear this menu again, press star six. To end this call, press star seven followed by the words "for crying out loud. For security reasons, please enter the last four digits of your mother's Social Security number followed by the first four digits of your previous car's license plate. For payment information, press star thirty-eight or simply say the word "payment." If this doesn't work, press star thirty-eight repeatedly or yell the word "payment" as loud as you can. To exit from this system, press or say your thirteen-digit account number then the pound sign. You might hear several beeps followed by a long silence. If the silence goes on for too long you can reactivate the system by singing the second chorus of Hosanna. If this doesn't work, press pound followed by the number 32487, at which time the silence will continue, probably for much longer."
No he won't. Get with the times...
"Greetings. You've reached the voice mail box of "KGold Investing LLC". Your call may be monitored and or recorded for quality assurance purposes, or more likely, for my own amusement. To access our automated response system, press star one now. To access your account, please say or press your thirteen-digit personal account number, which is located in the upper-right-hand corner in the middle section of the page that accompanies your bill, which you probably didn't save. To obtain investor information, press star two now. To hear our website address, press star three. To hear a pep talk from our vice president for speculative investments, press star four. To speak to someone about your account who will relay your message to someone else who will get back to you in three or four days, press star five. To hear this menu again, press star six. To end this call, press star seven followed by the words "for crying out loud. For security reasons, please enter the last four digits of your mother's Social Security number followed by the first four digits of your previous car's license plate. For payment information, press star thirty-eight or simply say the word "payment." If this doesn't work, press star thirty-eight repeatedly or yell the word "payment" as loud as you can. To exit from this system, press or say your thirteen-digit account number then the pound sign. You might hear several beeps followed by a long silence. If the silence goes on for too long you can reactivate the system by singing the second chorus of Hosanna. If this doesn't work, press pound followed by the number 32487, at which time the silence will continue, probably for much longer."
