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"That thing does have some countermeasure to prevent idiots from activating it right? Cause we have a few passengers I wouldn't trust with it at all." The thought of Megatron or dare it be considered... Lance hijacking it was a bit of a nightmare scenario for the Transtech. "I guess I could give you your own private pocket storage dimension like we do with our weapons. Of course that would still raise the question of how to prevent the unwanted from accessing it. I could really do without all these extra distractions though. Oh and Inferno? Clean up this mess."
"Well why didn't you say that in the first place? I know what the Slam is, Tarantulas was quite happy to brag about it. I can't understand why Mars would be a focal point for it or why Liege Maximo would want to be there though."
Brainwave just stared blankly at the trio. "Well what a useful warning this is. Beware this vague thing on Mars, we don't know what it is but beware of it. Got any other useful tips? Maybe you should tell me to avoid insulting Liege Maximo. Seriously, go tell Vector Prime that instead of wasting all that time on that stupid Quadwal blog he should have been paying attention to what was happening."
"Something abnormal on Mars you say? Why doesn't this surprise me? Though I am curious what exactly constitutes abnormal in this chaotic mess. Wait a minute, it's not an experiment Liege Maximo is running is it?"
"What the hell is going on over here?" An irate Brainwave intervened in before things escalated. "I've got work to do and I don't need these ridiculous distractions. Who are these guys and why is there foam everywhere?"

"We had intruders and I intercepted them!" Inferno proudly declared.

"Jeez Inferno, stop making messes everywhere you go. So what do they want?"

"They didn't say..."
"Waspinator?" Inferno questioned in shock. "Are you still possessed by the treacherous Starscream? If so prepared to be disassembled!"
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As Lance took the crew to their rooms he was interrupted by a bright light. After the light he heard buzzing like a large fly.

He was met by an odd sight, some kinda bear thing with a clock for a groin, an oversized fly, and a yellow jet.

"Waspinator doesn't like this place its too cramped"

"We were given a message from the Lord of Light Himself insect be grateful to him you are not disassembled by the travel. Again."

The bear thing faced lance while drinking a bottle of Sake

"Oh hello there names Heinrad, Vector Prime sent me to message your pals about a danger on Mars. Mind taking me to them?" He said while sipping from his drink in a odd parallel to Lance.


Ever alert due to his vestigial ant programming Inferno quickly took note of their unexpected guests. "Halt intruders! You have three seconds to identify yourselves before you burrrrrrrrn." Immediately spraying the group with anti-fire foam before they had a chance to reply.
Brainwave entered the Nadesico's cargo bay. He immediately spotted several crew members passed out in puddles of kool-aid which he assumed was being used as a celebratory beverage for unknown reasons. "You know this doesn't make the slightest bit of sense but I don't want an explanation. Kool-aid man, lock them in their cabins. And don't do anything to anyone or I'll toss you out the airlock." The Transtech walked off before the oddball human could reply.

"You know, this ship is kinda small. How useful can it possibly be?" Questioned Megatron.

"An odd question given your universal cluster's evolution. Haven't you learned size isn't everything?"

"I would like to point out Autobot and Decepticon warships are vastly more powerful than Maximal and Predacon designs."

Brainwave simply scoffed. "It's not my fault you screwed up in your power generation development. Give me a few hours and I'll have this thing supped up so much you'll think the Nemesis was just a little toy."

"And how are you going to pilot it? its bridge wasn't designed for bots our size."

"I'm gonna create a new command deck hidden in a pocket dimension. That way we don't have to worry about anyone unwanted messing with the controls for any reason." Brainwave finished giving Lance a sideways glare as he dragged the crew off muttering something incomprehensible.

Megatron looked at the Transtech and smirked. "Well I guess it's time to go blow some holes in Mars." Brainwave just groaned in reply as he got to work on the ships upgrades.
"I just came to this world months ago sue me, and I just know some of these people cus I've been keeping tabs on the Captain you see someone graduating at such an age is quite the accomplishment really oh well look at that the kool aid is kicking in. Bye."


"So I'm not the only one that wants to step on him right? Maybe I should take him back to Shockwave as a pet when this is over."

Megatron chuckled. "It's like he thinks he's Starscream but is nowhere near savvy enough to pull it off."

"Oh god..." Groaned Brainwave. "The last thing we need is a Starscream here, especially an incompetent one. Well let's get this over with and hijack this stupid ship. And see how this manages to turn into a clusterfuck... Because we all know it will."
"You know the more you try to act like you don't know anything the more you confirm you actually do. And I get the impression you do not grasp the magnitude of what is happening in this world and being the deluded idiot you are you're trying to run your own agenda. Let me tell you we don't have time for it. So it's time to come clean. Who are these people, who are they fighting, and how do you know them?"
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