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7 yrs ago
Current i.imgur.com/iacvHug.jpg this is probably the greatest cosplay to ever make me irrationally angry
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8 yrs ago
8 yrs ago
Thought: A Hamilton-esque comedy-musical about the Russian Revolution, from Trotsky's point of view. Lenin would take a Washington-type role, the Tsar would be King George, and Stalin is Jefferson
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8 yrs ago
@Ophidian How do you think I feel? I'm 40-odd years behind you, and that STILL holds true for me.
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8 yrs ago
oi, fuk off m8. Don't see me coming into the status bar, shitting all over YOUR nation's political ideology.
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Just here for a bit of roleplay occasionally. I have an odd schedule, so please don't get too upset if I disappear. I'll do my best to let you know beforehand, though.

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@Mr Rage@rocketrobie2@Skull@pyroman@GrueslayerYou're all welcome to post a response to my most recent IC post. Let's keep this thing rolling.
When the table thrown by the Lone Warrior came flying towards the bounty hunters, the Cyborg extended the retractable blade on his arm, and sliced the table in two. As the Warrior came charging towards him, the Cyborg quickly locked blades with him, engaging in a duel with the mummified relic of the past, the Cyborg's attacks focusing more on his enhanced strength and speed than any concept of finesse or martial prowess.

When the two shots from Sam's gun rang out, and the chandelier began to crash down, the lizardman and the human in high-tech armor lept away from the falling mass of metal and glass. The Lizardman quickly drew his pistols, firing one at Sam, and the other in the direction of Nicky, trying to provide some sort of covering fire.

The unarmed human in the high-tech armor was aware of Urshok as he came charging after him, quickly summoning a shaft of light within the palm of his hand, the light quickly taking the shape of a longsword, and parrying Urshok's blade. On the human's left arm formed a similar shield of light, and he quickly took to engaging Urshok in melee combat, his skill and proficiency a stark contrast to the brute force of his Cyborg compatriot.

As the combat ensued, many of the bar patrons fled the scene, either not wanting to risk their lives in such a combat, or wanting to escape lest the bounty hunters target them for their crimes as well. In a matter of moments, the only people within the building besides those involved in the brawl were the owner hiding behind the counter, a handful of the serving staff cowering in various corners and under tables, and a smattering of patrons either too brave or too stupid to flee.
I@BCTheEntityMy bad, misread and thought there was still more than one. I'll fix it.
When the Power Armored Marine stepped up to Joran's group, he was left somewhat speechless. The massive figure unlike anything he, and much of the others, had ever seen before. Gripping his lasgun tightly, Joran simply watched as the massive figure was suddenly assaulted by a Tyranid Broodlord, falling downward into the bowels of the Hulk, the flash of his bolter still shooting up from the void. Joran took the opportunity to take charge in the situation, turning to face his group.

"Well, fishboy, I hope ya know how ta use that gun, 'cause we're movin' on. Let's find a safer way downward, 'cause I'd rather not hafta take the Giant Bug Express down..." With that, he moved onward, guiding the group deeper down the hall, searching for some kind of stairwell or lift.

Eventually, they would find a structurally sound set of stairs, which Joran would carefully guide them down. Descending for what seemed like a great time, Joran and the others would reach a deeper section of the ship, and would behold yet another strange sight: A massive man, possibly another Space Marine, with a more normal-sized man next to him, and what looked like a brutish Ogryn. They were in the midst of conversation, so Joran decided to halt a bit behind them, waiting to see what they would do.
When the Vox communications cut out, Zaphiel offered a silent prayer for the safety of those on the Imperial vessel. Progressing deeper into the ship, Zaphiel kept formation, carefully awaiting enemy contact.

"Agreed. Taking the bridge and then the shadow generator would be the most wise course of action." Zaphiel spoke. As they stepped through the melted door, the blast from the Flash Missile reflecting off of the tinted helmet visors. However, the scene awaiting them in the slave pens was one that even Zaphiel had a brief moment of faltering faith seeing.

"By the Emperor!" Zaphiel spoke as they stepped into the slave pens, carefully scanning the horrifying torture room. Each sight left Zaphiel offering a prayer, before he ultimately decided to just pray for the complete destruction of the Dark Eldar. As they progressed, Zaphiel pierced the armor of several Dark Eldar with his bolter, their forms exploding as the rounds detonated within them. Witnessing the Eldar seeming to draw strength from the slaves, Zaphiel knew a choice had to be made. Freeing the slaves would take precious time, time that both they and their home vessel likely did not have, but leaving the slaves here for the Eldar vessel's crew to feed off of would prove a serious issue, especially when the time came to take the bridge. To Zaphiel, it seemed the only logical, and humane, choice was to put these slaves out of their misery.

Speaking over the Vox channel to the squad, Zaphiel stated "Brothers, as much as it pains me to advise this, I believe the only way to ensure our own safety, and still aid these tormented souls, is to provide them with the Emperor's Benediction...I advise we do it quickly, and as painlessly as possible, before moving on."
Johan carefully stepped into his study, the gilded cane in his left hand, topped with the head and neck of a dragon, tapping against the ground as he walked with a slight limp, a small waft of smoke drifting from the pipe in his right palm. He gently slid into the chair that sat aside his desk, when he noticed the envelope. Noting the seal of the Tin Dragon Detective Agency, he reached for a letter opener shaped like a longsword and sliced open the letter, unfolding the parchment within and reading over it.

When he finished reading, he called out for the estate retainer, Heinrich. "Heinrich, did anyone come to the door with a letter today?"

"No, Mr. Von Hochstadt, no one's come to the front door at all this morning or last night."

"Thank you Heinrich." The thought of someone, or someTHING, entering his home without permission, even if only to leave a letter, did not sit well with him, especially after that encounter with the Boggart making a home out of the west wing. Ultimately, Johan would decide to leave for the inscribed destination, packing several outfits designed for field work, a pocket journal filled with shorthand notes on a wide assortment of creatures and beings, a small pouch of tobacco and a matchbox for his pipe, and a properly-padded bottle of fine scotch.



Stepping out of the drop-gate, Johan smiled warmly as the older woman greeted him with the tray of cookies. He politely took one, thanking her, and then heading for the wagon. Carefully loading his luggage onto the vehicle, he took the seat directly across from someone he recognized immediately: Rhea Heimlich, bookstore owner and fellow resident of Comet-by-the-Sea.

"It's a pleasure to see you again, Ms. Heimlich. I presume everything's well enough with the Cybele for you to pursue a second career?"
@RaddumIt'll definitely be interesting for sure, especially given the contrast in time periods, and the likely difference between the Nigel of your timeline, and mine. I really look forward to it, to say the least.
When the time came to land the ship, Elarin slipped into the pilot's seat, and began carefully guiding the vessel to the landing pad, a flawless display of piloting as it sailed to the landing pad, much in the way that more conventional ice cream cones don't.

As the boarding ramp slid open, Elarin unwrapped another sucker, popping the sticked, blue raspberry-flavored candy into his mouth, and stepping down the boarding ramp with the others. The 'man' greeting them was a snake-like being, one of the many reptiloid creatures found across the universe. This one was dressed rather poorly, in a military-looking uniform, and spoke with plenty of hesitation common for someone lying. Elarin was just as unwilling to trust this being as the others seemed to be, and when Will Vanessa, and anyone else who wished to retrieve something from the ship had done so, Elarin would take the ramp dongle attached to the ignition key, and close the boarding ramp, pressing the button to lock it tight, the lights on the Quest For Flavor flashing twice in time with a "beep beep" noise.
@Mr Allen JAnd here's the sheet for Numbuh 1 I was going to write up.


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