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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Do what you always do
>Cockbox her
>Cockbox her so hard she let's you in

In Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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In Godville → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
This sounds interesting, iiif a bit complicated.

You have my interest, madame/monsieur.
In Hello → 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Ahem...

CONFETTI CANNOOOOOOOOONS!

WELCOME TO THE GUILD ARKMAGEDDON!

I do so hope you enjoy your stay. I like your title!
In Please click on Dargon in my spoiler,or else it wil die soon :( → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I...

I...

Baby dwagons...

B-Bu...Stupid post...B-But...

Help. I can't decide what to do with this thread. What even...
In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>SNAP OUT OF IT!
>We didn't become The Cockboxer to cockbox orphans!
>NO! WE BECAME THE COCKBOXER TO SAVE THE WORLD!
>ONWARDS! TO ADVENTURE!
>That, preferably, does not involve slapping orphans in the face with a box strapped to your dick.
In The Last Wizard (EnA Format) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Gisk, I think @Derpestein might be out of the game, at least for now. If he happens to comes back, I'll have him wake up from his intense fainting session and he'll have to catch up. That said, go ahead and take your turn. :)

And to everyone else, I've left it kind of open in my last post, so you can create a scenario if you want, or you can pass with a more flowery "they continued walking" post. If you do come up with a new scenario, let the dice decide. Interpret that as you will. :) Let me know what you think. If you hate the idea of coming up with scenarios yourself, just let me know and I'll modify my post with the next scenario!


I

AM

BACK.

Very sorry for disappearing, real life came back to bite me in the behind.
In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Put our dick in the box then run over to the man and cockbox slap him.

It's the civilized thing to do.
In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Stick dick into brothel wall and then stop with 4chan greentext.
In New but not. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
What are some of the rules regarding content? In terms of violence, and possibly gore? I read a bit of the rules and saw that sexytimes weren't allowed.


I think gore and violence are allowed as long as you say there's going to be gore and violence.

Sexy times are definitely not allowed.
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